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misterpj

'misterpj can't play'
'misterpj won't admit it to himself' '
'misterpj needs a coach'
'misterpj' must stop limping'
'misterpj must stop, reviewing hands, play, run out & the Jolly Ole RNG
'misterpj does not GRASP (Variance)
🤔👀😇😇😇👏👌💟💞💏💋👄❣️❤️💔🔓
"O don't have a Kitten or Wring your Mitten" 💋
A clue, every hand massive
every hand, tournament defining 😉
Pocket AA hand equity 96% River rinsed
Pocket AA hand equity 91% River rinsed
Pocket AK hand equity 88% River rinsed
Pocket K8 suited KK hand equity 89% River rinsed
Flopped Full House in the Big Blind hand equity 96% River rinsed
Pocket 88 hand equity 80% River rinsed
Void Hands
Invisible Cards ( 3 minutes in)
Pocket AK 79% hand equity Turn rinsed
Pocket A6 flop it 80% hand equity
AA against a known historical run amazing (years!) 'lucky, lol player'
Pocket A 10 suited clubs, flop top pair, top kicker make Nut A flush?
How that get RINSED then?
turn river Q 4 runners makes a Boat lol, rofl, lmaoff
same pocket cards, 2 different tourneys, the cards?
Pocket A spades 3 diamonds small blind v Pocket 7 spades 5 clubs big blind
The Flop 5 4 6 spades
The turn? 8 spades 👏👍😉😏👌
Pocket AA diamonds & clubs both times
Hand Equity River Rinsed 96% & 91%








pocket AK 45,000 chip pot Broadway 88% hand equity Riviera rinsed






























'misterpj can't play'
'misterpj won't admit it to himself' '
'misterpj needs a coach'
'misterpj' must stop limping'
'misterpj must stop, reviewing hands, play, run out & the Jolly Ole RNG
'misterpj does not GRASP (Variance)
🤔👀😇😇😇👏👌💟💞💏💋👄❣️❤️💔🔓

goldon

I have plenty water in the Tap but need more Wine. Can you.....help. ?

bongo69

Not the worst beat tonight. But among them. 71% equity when it went in. Over 95% on the flop. Then runner runner.
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Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
gerryf1971	Small blind		30.00	30.00	1787.50
melvin1958	Big blind		60.00	90.00	3122.50
	Your hole cards	9 9
UnEuropean	Fold
bettingben	Fold
hfdbull29	Fold
bongo69	All-in		730.00	820.00	0.00
gerryf1971	Fold
melvin1958	Call		670.00	1490.00	2452.50
melvin1958	Show	7 Q
bongo69	Show	9 9
Flop
		9 J 6
Turn
		8
River
		5
melvin1958	Win	Straight to the 9	1490.00		3942.50

bongo69

Tonight is more like this...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
bongo69	Small blind		30.00	30.00	1640.00
J_Dawg983	Big blind		60.00	90.00	2161.25
	Your hole cards	K A
SammyThirl	Fold
stgeorge69	Raise		210.00	300.00	6173.75
minchinAA	Fold
nojoy	Call		210.00	510.00	6770.00
bongo69	All-in		1640.00	2150.00	0.00
J_Dawg983	Fold
stgeorge69	Call		1460.00	3610.00	4713.75
nojoy	Fold
bongo69	Show	K A
stgeorge69	Show	Q A
Flop
		J A Q
Turn
		8
River
		8
stgeorge69	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and Queens	3610.00		8323.75

bongo69

Not just that hand, obviously (for the benefit of my rubbernecking friend). But running into spots like that in every tourney tonight.

bongo69

And two hands after that, in the other tourney, this beauty...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
bongo69	Small blind		400.00	400.00	7790.00
nidge77	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	7460.00
	Your hole cards	K K
samdansu06	Fold
clubber34	Fold
tc12398	All-in		11610.00	12810.00	0.00
AIRWAVE	Fold
bongo69	All-in		7790.00	20600.00	0.00
nidge77	Fold
tc12398	Unmatched bet		3420.00	17180.00	3420.00
bongo69	Show	K K
tc12398	Show	A 8
Flop
		10 3 2
Turn
		4
River
		J
tc12398	Win	Flush to the Ace	17180.00		20600.00

bongo69

And so it continues...
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Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
pallin08	Small blind		15.00	15.00	415.00
welshbrat	Big blind		30.00	45.00	2165.00
	Your hole cards	A A
bongo69	Raise		90.00	135.00	1785.00
dewdicater	Call		90.00	225.00	2000.00
Sircod	Call		90.00	315.00	1480.00
pallin08	Call		75.00	390.00	340.00
welshbrat	All-in		2165.00	2555.00	0.00
bongo69	All-in		1785.00	4340.00	0.00
dewdicater	Fold
Sircod	All-in		1480.00	5820.00	0.00
pallin08	Fold
welshbrat	Unmatched bet		320.00	5500.00	320.00
welshbrat	Show	5 5
bongo69	Show	A A
Sircod	Show	K Q
Flop
		10 Q 8
Turn
		K
River
		2
Sircod	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and Queens	4890.00		4890.00
bongo69	Win	Pair of Aces	610.00		610.00

MISTY4ME

Sometimes we do get very, very unlucky.........

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
dru69	Small blind		75.00	75.00	5602.50
tillytrot	Big blind		150.00	225.00	4900.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
MISTY4ME	Raise		300.00	525.00	2955.00
tai-gar	Call		300.00	825.00	5025.00
APRIL49	Call		300.00	1125.00	4690.00
SavageMonk	Fold
dru69	Fold
tillytrot	Fold
Flop
		A Q 8
MISTY4ME	Check
tai-gar	Check
APRIL49	Bet		600.00	1725.00	4090.00
MISTY4ME	Raise		1500.00	3225.00	1455.00
tai-gar	All-in		5025.00	8250.00	0.00
APRIL49	Fold
MISTY4ME	All-in		1455.00	9705.00	0.00
tai-gar	Unmatched bet		2070.00	7635.00	2070.00
MISTY4ME	Show	Q Q
tai-gar	Show	8 8
Turn
		K
River
		8
tai-gar	Win	Four 8s	7635.00		9705.00

MISTY4ME

.....but then as we know the game is Swings and Roundabouts

2 hands later in a Bounty Hunter

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
kelly3	Small blind		30.00	30.00	315.00
dubleds	Big blind		60.00	90.00	3020.00
	Your hole cards	A 5
LeftBack	Fold
MISTY4ME	Raise		120.00	210.00	1820.00
county41	Fold
kettle9930	All-in		1135.00	1345.00	0.00
kelly3	Fold
dubleds	Fold
MISTY4ME	All-in		1820.00	3165.00	0.00
MISTY4ME	Unmatched bet		805.00	2360.00	805.00
MISTY4ME	Show	A 5
kettle9930	Show	Q A
Flop
		2 9 3
Turn
		K
River
		4
MISTY4ME	Win	Straight to the 5	2360.00		3165.00

bongo69

Makes one wonder whether the right play isnt to just muck aces...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
bert21	Small blind		300.00	300.00	7275.00
gadycioxx	Big blind		600.00	900.00	11380.00
	Your hole cards	A A
speedway1	Fold
Tweaks7	Fold
bongo69	All-in		2435.00	3335.00	0.00
bert21	All-in		7275.00	10610.00	0.00
gadycioxx	Fold
bert21	Unmatched bet		5140.00	5470.00	5140.00
bert21	Show	10 8
bongo69	Show	A A
Flop
		10 5 8
Turn
		9
River
		K
bert21	Win	Two Pairs, 10s and 8s	5470.00		10610.00

bongo69

Continuing the run of bad/improbable luck, these two hands in one DYM encapsulate how I'm running at the moment.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
RibTickler	Small blind		75.00	75.00	1445.00
CuriousG	Big blind		150.00	225.00	1410.00
	Your hole cards	10 10
SPIKE150	Fold
bongo69	Raise		450.00	675.00	2865.00
Excalibur5	Fold
RibTickler	Fold
CuriousG	Call		300.00	975.00	1110.00
Flop
		8 2 4
CuriousG	Bet		731.25	1706.25	378.75
bongo69	Raise		1462.50	3168.75	1402.50
CuriousG	All-in		378.75	3547.50	0.00
bongo69	Unmatched bet		352.50	3195.00	1755.00
CuriousG	Show	9 9
bongo69	Show	10 10
Turn
		9
River
		A
CuriousG	Win	Three 9s	3195.00		3195.00

bongo69

And this...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
CuriousG	Small blind		100.00	100.00	2820.00
SPIKE150	Big blind		200.00	300.00	2950.00
	Your hole cards	A A
bongo69	Raise		600.00	900.00	1080.00
Excalibur5	Fold
RibTickler	Fold
CuriousG	Fold
SPIKE150	Call		400.00	1300.00	2550.00
Flop
		K 3 7
SPIKE150	Bet		600.00	1900.00	1950.00
bongo69	All-in		1080.00	2980.00	0.00
SPIKE150	Call		480.00	3460.00	1470.00
SPIKE150	Show	J K
bongo69	Show	A A
Turn
		J
River
		10
SPIKE150	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and Jacks	3460.00		4930.00

bongo69

Appreciate that I flopped well here. But the hand played itself pre. But that river? 5% again?

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
PARISS	Small blind		100.00	100.00	5150.00
Danyo0	Big blind		200.00	300.00	5846.75
	Your hole cards	Q Q
Kmac150	Fold
bongo69	Raise		600.00	900.00	4290.00
Mody	Call		600.00	1500.00	9428.50
spearsy136	Raise		1600.00	3100.00	8793.50
PARISS	Fold
Danyo0	Fold
bongo69	Call		1000.00	4100.00	3290.00
Mody	Call		1000.00	5100.00	8428.50
Flop
		J 6 Q
bongo69	Check
Mody	Check
spearsy136	All-in		8793.50	13893.50	0.00
bongo69	All-in		3290.00	17183.50	0.00
Mody	Fold
spearsy136	Unmatched bet		5503.50	11680.00	5503.50
bongo69	Show	Q Q
spearsy136	Show	K K
Turn
		A
River
		K
spearsy136	Win	Three Kings	11680.00		17183.50

bongo69

Aaaaaaand the very next tourney, this one. 73% equity when it went in, 86% on the flop. 3 out spiked turn.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
hazelwoo05	Small blind		50.00	50.00	1700.00
discotrain	Big blind		100.00	150.00	10762.50
	Your hole cards	K A
den100	Call		100.00	250.00	2250.00
bongo69	All-in		1405.00	1655.00	0.00
Arrogant	Fold
baddunn	Fold
hazelwoo05	Fold
discotrain	Fold
den100	Call		1305.00	2960.00	945.00
den100	Show	A J
bongo69	Show	K A
Flop
		2 A 9
Turn
		J
River
		8
den100	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks	2960.00		3905.00

bongo69

Next game, a DYM. You'll like this one...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
beaky	Small blind		75.00	75.00	1607.50
bongo69	Big blind		150.00	225.00	1215.00
	Your hole cards	K K
wrongjohn1	Fold
Aidy93	Fold
Lush14	Fold
2SCOOPSJH	All-in		2045.00	2270.00	0.00
beaky	Fold
bongo69	All-in		1215.00	3485.00	0.00
2SCOOPSJH	Unmatched bet		680.00	2805.00	680.00
bongo69	Show	K K
2SCOOPSJH	Show	10 6
Flop
		Q 4 10
Turn
		3
River
		6
2SCOOPSJH	Win	Two Pairs, 10s and 6s	2805.00		3485.00

gpc70

breaking news page 7 will be along shortly(just for misty)

MISTY4ME

I'll see if I can help it along........

MISTY4ME

oooooooo......nice SKY RivverrrGgrrr

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
MISTY4ME	Small blind		30.00	30.00	5902.50
LENNYC	Big blind		60.00	90.00	2090.00
	Your hole cards	7 7
rob65	Fold
Hawkinni	All-in		955.00	1045.00	0.00
MISTY4ME	Call		925.00	1970.00	4977.50
LENNYC	All-in		2090.00	4060.00	0.00
MISTY4ME	Call		1195.00	5255.00	3782.50
MISTY4ME	Show	7 7
LENNYC	Show	10 A
Hawkinni	Show	5 5
Flop
		3 K 7
Turn
		9
River
		3
MISTY4ME	Win	Full House, 7s and 3s	5255.00		9037.50

MISTY4ME

You will have to be careful @bongo69 ....... ALL the 'Streakers' will be looking out for which tables you're on

MISTY4ME

.......are we there yet?