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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,297
    gpc70 said:

    every dog and all that mad

    agreed, you would not believe ( I didn't) my run out of hands from 6th place to winner....They were like London buses! Still...had to defend my title..ahem :p
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,489
    Young Buck......... you need to Stay, Pay & display
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Have not played, reasons, various, Sheriff Eubank, and film crew, round tonight, had a dabble, 3 tournies,...











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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    said to 'them' one more, only one, it probably won't take too long;





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    HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,146
    Why do you miss out the board pairing on the turn then again on the river, my daughter would know not to shove there, then again she wouldn't have played q3 in the first place ........perfect poker
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    It's like watching, the best cunjeror, in the world, amazing stuff..

    Try, running, the poker mathematics... I'll help ya'll, with latest, equity 90 v 10 %




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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,350
    HENDRIK62 said:

    Why do you miss out the board pairing on the turn then again on the river, my daughter would know not to shove there, then again she wouldn't have played q3 in the first place ........perfect poker


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Well, well, well, just, "in the mood"

    As, my dear super fans, you will see.

    Poker,.. if, I so choose, anytime, I choose, six handed, no limit hold em, pow wow,.. With the real misterpj A game,.... The Jesters,.. Stand, zero chance.

    Serious Poker? First..

    OK...verbatim,irrefutable, and, I can be, ' quite so, Poker Swagger Confident.. Coz..

    Guess, every single, hand played, since Sat May 2nd,recored,documented,further,defacto

    Since, specifically, June 16th..40, ( forty River suck outs, 40,against,) for.. One, Uno, 1.that would be, Huge, massive, Tournament, defining hands, just like, tonight's, about to be posted.

    Verbatim,fact,...will share, the latest, sickener, below.

    But, before that, misterpj, used to reside, Hove. Smack bang, opposite, King Alfred Pool, Gym, where did pj, spend his time?.. standard Saergent Yorkes, playing Poker, second choice, private Casino.. Think Grosvenor?.. Down the alley, up the Steel staircase, beautiful intimate, casino, the bar, the resteraunt, first thing you see, all COMP,.every time, yes, that's right...

    Sundays, one place, Portslade, legendary Lion Dor, ( not seen Dave, the Lion Guvnor) in? Ages,

    So, you little, Johnny come latelys, crack me up.

    Was in, Saergent Yorkes, the very early hours, the evening Lady Diana, sadly passed, only time ever, seen a live breaking news story, stop a Casino, in its tracks..

    If? you know, Portslade, Hove, Western Road, back then, friends with Chris Senior, Ronnie D, et al

    So, gently, jog, right along.. ps, Sid Harris, Mr W, Couch,.. lived it, proud off, dont try kid a kidder, best pal, Brendan G. brother, equine...

    Tell you Lot, another secret, Boxing Forums, pj Legend.. Easy for me to prove, will do better, when junior, returns from Pennsicola (where he is, right now) Roy Jones farm, and gym, I will film, Crystal clear, me at juniors, playing, (1 pool) (2 poker, Chris Jr loves, no limit hold em) relate, to junior, class human being, in real life, misunderstood, by keyboard warriors.

    Junior, improved, chunks, and chunks, at 30,for 72.5 11st 6lb,intense,four months, with Roy Jones

    Badly, want Chris junior, Billy Jo 2,at 11st 6lb,one winner, easy, maximum bet. Pj
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    So, please do, go right ahead, 40,in 14 days, all recorded,

    Huge, River suck outs, 40 against, 1 for.. Oh, I know.. Variance




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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    As stated, got, in my pocket, the Factual Book, that will, rinse all, gambling books, Global, bar zero

    Ghost Writer required,.. one page, the 1980's Placepot, choose words advisedly Paul,?

    Off course, Placepot...? jenius?.. I blinking spotted, the Angle.... sussed it, rinsed it, so did,

    All Brighton.. generous, like that..!

    Off course, it never, went, in the official tote pool

    Off course, perm too, a penny.. a half penny,.. Etc, that, ain't the jenius bit...

    The jenius bit was.. Getting paid, too X ten, your unit stake.. All Legal..

    Made more, than, the two other Paul's.... Hole In One Gang..

    Find the book? Maybe Amazon, Both, ex lbo managers,.both Paul's, .I was briefly,..

    Then, trained the managers, for Billy's,.. How to settle, crash blocks.. Taught,the two Paul's, every angle,.., in short, worked out, true odds, of a hole in one, on pga tour.. Rinsed, the independents

    Placepot Ting... Never, ever, been published, anywhere... I invented it...

    BloHard xxxπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘



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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Very last time, probably, only, the Big Boss Man, will get this, instant.

    Who, despite, our differences, I respect, total, its easy with Tony K, coz the fella, knows, the lot, unlike, Johnny come latelys, on this very thread,

    When, Milzreck? excuse spelling, Ben? was rinsing Vegas, with. SAVVANHAH...

    misterpj, UK equivalent.. Mumsie, aquire, a very large pipe, SMOKE IT... Paul J xx
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    For, any labotomized, Lion Dor,the wine bar, owner, Dave,.. Looked like, A LION.. legend. Xxx
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    It, makes, me laugh, it really, does.

    The, best, the very very best, no limit hold em players, on the planet, are, impossible to read.

    Mr Negreanu... Clowns, be along bout spelling.. Rofl. Grammar, rofl

    Never ever, got, remote, close.. Too revealing, my true, Hand.. and, when you raise me,

    You, will, run, into. The stone cold, Absolutes. πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ’–πŸ‘
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    engyengy Member Posts: 723
    wasnt Angus part of the hole in one gang?
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Sorry engy,

    Get, back, to you, when in a much better, poker mood. U know, rated you, class player, for ages.

    That, aside, Yep.. I called it, will, continue, pay. Too see.

    Sick, back teeth, of this.

    Reverse seats, yep, of course, I do, exact same..

    SICK, of not holding.. Cant, be bothered, to do math? Me? Behind. Flipping,.. Lol. Hold God forbid improve..

    Top pair top kicker,

    AQ.me.. Naturally, what into lol

    V top pair. and up n down and flush draws.. Cracks me up.

    Course. Guess rest.






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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,350

    Maths

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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    don't add up
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,297
    Yes it does...do the MATH

    PJ +common sense = 0 πŸ’©
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Morning, young and old.

    Here, is one, all should enjoy.

    Let me take you back, to the end of the 1970s,beginning of the 80s.

    Shocker..zero Internet, lol, zero social media, lol, satellite information services (S. I. S) who they?

    If, you were, a punter, or in the bookmaking industry, it went, a little bit like this.

    Turf Accountants were prelavent, that ( then, what they called), places of mystery, totally blocked, no view in. Then, pre Brent Walker, (George) and Sears, you had your industry leader, Willy Hills, Mecca, even, Playboy bookmakers, all over Ladan Tarn.

    No pictures, no no no, even, when good old Aunty, and Sir Peter (Ativo) Sullivan, showed a few races, on the beeb, no pictures in bookmakers ( well, a few did, gainst da law!)

    Hold this thought, the Extel blower service,! it came, with a unique reputation....

    Anyways, itv, World of Sport, Dickie Davis, Saturdays always went like this..

    Horse racing, on the box, nation, fascinated by the ITV 7!, it used to make, the blinking 6pm news! And, it was just, a £1 acca, gambling, had had, a buzz, Viv spend spend Nicholson, copped the pools, £££, headline stuff. After the horses, good old Dickie D, would bless us, with four live dog races, from, Harringay, and the four for four Yankee, the Nation chased, if, one had done there conkers, on the gee gees, and cherry hogs, still time, plenty time, next, if you had access to an illegal, a long odds punt, on Giant Haystacks, to nail Shirley Crabtree, ( Da Big Daddy) never obliged, only two chances, on the day left, going for the elusive 24 point mega touch, on your Saturday football pools, nation always stopped, bout 16.45 pm Saturdays, depending on your bankroll, you might play Zetters.. pj's crew, always went for glory, with the headline act, that was your 24 points, for any eight score draws, with Littlewoods, yep, Littlewoods, once, the big daddy of the industry.

    So, conkers done, gee gees, cherry hogs, pools, anything left?

    Of course, the Saturday spot the ball result. Finger nails, bitten to the quick. Conkers done

    Anything left? scrambles for his, five one pound premium bonds, Ernies doing the monthly draw.

    No good, skint again, Monday, start hawking Green Shield Stamps, and luncheon vouchers, always reloaded the bankroll, by a Wednesday, and we dream again, get the pools and spot the ball entries in, it's a Wednesday, Saturday is fast approaching, savings plan?

    Everytime, a little tickle landed, straight to the post office, 3 one pound postal orders please, and two crisp one pound notes, green, they were, beautiful, actually, all rolled into a tight little bundle, and hidden under the bedroom floorboards.

    Never ever touched, for years, the very first, little touch, went under those boards, when Grittar, won the Grand National, I was 11,had more on than the old man, until, one of my best pals ever, he owned the London Radio station, pj was a dance music legend on, came with me, his first and only time ever, dog racing, before we went, up came the floorboards, all readies, counted up, ( left the postal orders!) added extra ammo, best thing, about that night? the one, and only ever time, I tipped up, a bet, live on the radio, 24 hours in advance, 9-4 - even money, cracked out, all we cheered, from the stands, was not too far Rews ( spectre) 555 debut, low grade, sprint pace.

    So, where was I, ( by the way, chef needed, any bout?)

    Billy Hills, always used to have flats to rent, smack bang above their estate of shops.
    Greyhound racing, legion, bags, begs, graded racing, Hackney 484 was a staple, all over, in thirty seconds, and, getting on, chunky cash bets, never, and no problem.

    Extel blower service, slow as a boat, all up and down, those very slow telephone wires.
    What if, only on selective occasions, that blower service, was tape recored ( from "above") in real time, the audio was muted ( oh, by the way, Extel, was, legion famous, for occasionally losing comms, at critical race moments, blower gone down, much too the chagrin of the punter down to his last fiver, as his even money chance, ' finishes fast' and comms suddenly cuts)

    Also,back then, bags forecasts, were wide, wide, wide open, to manipulation, why?
    In every turf accountants, you had, the industry wide, Bible, the bags forecast chart.

    Forecast payouts, set in stone, spot a track bias, heavy rain, a licence to print, free money, Bristol dog track, bags, like having your own Royal Mint, if you knew what you were doing.

    I hear? BILLY'S, dropped a right few quid, some rascals, recorded Extel, delayed the audio only 45 seconds, pressed play on the old tdk cassette machine, bobs your uncle, they seemed to get Hackney straight forecasts, up for fun, personally, I think that's all urban legend.

    As mentioned, need a chef? any bout.

    Tomorrow, from the horses mouth, my Gorytus story. Its, a goodie.

    Run supreme, where's that toenail clipper πŸ’–πŸ’‹πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ


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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,297
    misterpj said:

    Morning, young and old.

    Here, is one, all should enjoy.

    Let me take you back, to the end of the 1970s,beginning of the 80s.

    Shocker..zero Internet, lol, zero social media, lol, satellite information services (S. I. S) who they?

    If, you were, a punter, or in the bookmaking industry, it went, a little bit like this.

    Turf Accountants were prelavent, that ( then, what they called), places of mystery, totally blocked, no view in. Then, pre Brent Walker, (George) and Sears, you had your industry leader, Willy Hills, Mecca, even, Playboy bookmakers, all over Ladan Tarn.

    No pictures, no no no, even, when good old Aunty, and Sir Peter (Ativo) Sullivan, showed a few races, on the beeb, no pictures in bookmakers ( well, a few did, gainst da law!)

    Hold this thought, the Extel blower service,! it came, with a unique reputation....

    Anyways, itv, World of Sport, Dickie Davis, Saturdays always went like this..

    Horse racing, on the box, nation, fascinated by the ITV 7!, it used to make, the blinking 6pm news! And, it was just, a £1 acca, gambling, had had, a buzz, Viv spend spend Nicholson, copped the pools, £££, headline stuff. After the horses, good old Dickie D, would bless us, with four live dog races, from, Harringay, and the four for four Yankee, the Nation chased, if, one had done there conkers, on the gee gees, and cherry hogs, still time, plenty time, next, if you had access to an illegal, a long odds punt, on Giant Haystacks, to nail Shirley Crabtree, ( Da Big Daddy) never obliged, only two chances, on the day left, going for the elusive 24 point mega touch, on your Saturday football pools, nation always stopped, bout 16.45 pm Saturdays, depending on your bankroll, you might play Zetters.. pj's crew, always went for glory, with the headline act, that was your 24 points, for any eight score draws, with Littlewoods, yep, Littlewoods, once, the big daddy of the industry.

    So, conkers done, gee gees, cherry hogs, pools, anything left?

    Of course, the Saturday spot the ball result. Finger nails, bitten to the quick. Conkers done

    Anything left? scrambles for his, five one pound premium bonds, Ernies doing the monthly draw.

    No good, skint again, Monday, start hawking Green Shield Stamps, and luncheon vouchers, always reloaded the bankroll, by a Wednesday, and we dream again, get the pools and spot the ball entries in, it's a Wednesday, Saturday is fast approaching, savings plan?

    Everytime, a little tickle landed, straight to the post office, 3 one pound postal orders please, and two crisp one pound notes, green, they were, beautiful, actually, all rolled into a tight little bundle, and hidden under the bedroom floorboards.

    Never ever touched, for years, the very first, little touch, went under those boards, when Grittar, won the Grand National, I was 11,had more on than the old man, until, one of my best pals ever, he owned the London Radio station, pj was a dance music legend on, came with me, his first and only time ever, dog racing, before we went, up came the floorboards, all readies, counted up, ( left the postal orders!) added extra ammo, best thing, about that night? the one, and only ever time, I tipped up, a bet, live on the radio, 24 hours in advance, 9-4 - even money, cracked out, all we cheered, from the stands, was not too far Rews ( spectre) 555 debut, low grade, sprint pace.

    So, where was I, ( by the way, chef needed, any bout?)

    Billy Hills, always used to have flats to rent, smack bang above their estate of shops.
    Greyhound racing, legion, bags, begs, graded racing, Hackney 484 was a staple, all over, in thirty seconds, and, getting on, chunky cash bets, never, and no problem.

    Extel blower service, slow as a boat, all up and down, those very slow telephone wires.
    What if, only on selective occasions, that blower service, was tape recored ( from "above") in real time, the audio was muted ( oh, by the way, Extel, was, legion famous, for occasionally losing comms, at critical race moments, blower gone down, much too the chagrin of the punter down to his last fiver, as his even money chance, ' finishes fast' and comms suddenly cuts)

    Also,back then, bags forecasts, were wide, wide, wide open, to manipulation, why?
    In every turf accountants, you had, the industry wide, Bible, the bags forecast chart.

    Forecast payouts, set in stone, spot a track bias, heavy rain, a licence to print, free money, Bristol dog track, bags, like having your own Royal Mint, if you knew what you were doing.

    I hear? BILLY'S, dropped a right few quid, some rascals, recorded Extel, delayed the audio only 45 seconds, pressed play on the old tdk cassette machine, bobs your uncle, they seemed to get Hackney straight forecasts, up for fun, personally, I think that's all urban legend.

    As mentioned, need a chef? any bout.

    Tomorrow, from the horses mouth, my Gorytus story. Its, a goodie.

    Run supreme, where's that toenail clipper πŸ’–πŸ’‹πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ


    I'm a chef and available, though not sure you can afford me....
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