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.Poker.p. j.Jenuis.,long road,to Poker Redemption.

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  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,461
    misterpj said:

    Dear Mr Nostri ( and Professor of the Madness)

    Every time,on this forum. When , I have given my word,made promise,to the big boss,I have not,knowingly broken it, on this thread, after today,all, you will see,js a once a week,brief,post,once weekly.

    Slowly, in plain Site, it will gradually,( maybe quicker than gradual) dawn, on the pair of you,this fella is for real,it was not a joke, and,this will be Poker History,..

    And ,A right pair,of " Ghumbass" we both look.

    Every d.y.m, every cash session,every m.t.t., I ever play,I know,I am,the best player,at the table.

    no prices ,from madprof,no Sharky in plain site, from Nozzer , profmad," he hide his sharky "

    😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 😁😁😁

    🏧 Ten Gee's,⚛️

    Xxx

    misterpj said:

    Dear Mr Nostri ( and Professor of the Madness)

    Every time,on this forum. When , I have given my word,made promise,to the big boss,I have not,knowingly broken it, on this thread, after today,all, you will see,js a once a week,brief,post,once weekly.

    Slowly, in plain Site, it will gradually,( maybe quicker than gradual) dawn, on the pair of you,this fella is for real,it was not a joke, and,this will be Poker History,..

    And ,A right pair,of " Ghumbass" we both look.

    Every d.y.m, every cash session,every m.t.t., I ever play,I know,I am,the best player,at the table.

    no prices ,from madprof,no Sharky in plain site, from Nozzer , profmad," he hide his sharky "

    😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 😁😁😁

    🏧 Ten Gee's,⚛️

    Xxx

    Paul

    I did say I wouldn't post again but tbf I wanted to try to persuade nozzer to take up the challenge..

    tbf I know the end result is first to £10k on sharky and a rating of 80 but what is the prize?

    Finally I've got more chance of winning 10k in 2yrs on here than you and trust me Ive got no chance!
  • gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    paul this is the best read on the forum once a week pah.we need to see it daily updates for ur growing fan base,best of lady luck at the tables.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    One ,full week , three suck outs, on the bubble, one lost flip, on the bubble, a plethora,of,build a stack,get into contention,get in the cash,and lose a mahoosive,all in hand,when, naturally best.

    Next week,be a brilliant paragraph, the mental side of Poker,

    You can,( will learn, from p.Poker.j.Jenius.) while,two egos,get a little bruise,
    I will, help, assist,real,genuine,skypoker players,new, aspiring Poker players.
    Team snipers dream
    (the BigHeads) members,of said TEAM..only two,😉 ..guess who ?

    I will,help,advise,show,prove,for every SkyPoker,follow my advice,in plain site,improve.

    saddle up, ..and next, Duo Challenge,

    Yes,thats correct,Nostri,a Massive Heartfelt Compliment;

    from the " class act" to the ? Apprentice,

    Fantastic Concept..what a buzz

    What, a great thing,to have,ongoing.

    Ten teams,of two,....

    Has to be,

    1.NOSTRi & madprof (teamSnipersDream)
    2.essexphil & T.K. ( monumentally,hearfelt,genuine respect)
    3.if,I could chose, misterpj & chrisdonkb ( a match,made in PokerHeaven,so many reasons )
    4. has to be,for Poker History, Ryan Max,waller02& maxally MisterPJ fan boys
    5.Matt Bates &
    6.Aggro ( Neil Channing) &
    7.
    8.
    9.
    10.

    Ten more players,required,this,gonna be 'Uge'

    Guvnor T.K SkyPoker,you, guys and girls,are geniuses,....

    Forget,my personal,involvment,..the concept,iz Obvious,for the good of all,
    the concept ,of , ten teams, of two.

    Mumsie and NOSTRI on the i.t.d detail.

    Chris,if it ever happens,I will play,so class,and never let you down,ever.

    It is for ,redemption,and Poker History..

    Could, even be streamed.

    😉 See, I am not, even,remotley ' all bad "

    the Professor (real genuine one,said to me,in 1979)

    To my,shock,and zero understanding, " said Professor " had made my life ****, for two years

    I did, attend the school,I mentioned prior,
    this ' life occurence' actually happened,the above one,actually happened,and,I did not,ever,have a single day,of school education,after spring 1978 ( when 13) fact.baby ice fact.

    The professor, Prof Peter Sh***** ( rip)

    Real,actual words ( to my shock,out of left field )

    You are,a Genuis,said the prof but,you are,going to **** it,all , up.

    Prof,was , correct.

    I,live,for,Poker (now).simple

    Okkee . Dohkee. Zero ' bios' required anymore.

    Twill, be,once a week, on a Saturday.

    Two years,is 104 weeks, 103 to go,1 down,here,nice neat,100℅ factual,transparent.

    Oh,what a different,story,week one, could have been,...only I know,and will keep,close to chest;

    The Nozzer,still ' might grow a pair ' and the Proffer might ' lay me outrageous odds'

    So,best they,dont know,with expected EV, week one,would have been sensational,

    Yes boys and girls,misterpj PJ pokerJenius,never bluffs.

    Tell,those you love you love them,have an estupendo week.









  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    rewriting, Poker History.

    Will go, Poker Viral ( intellectual Global property rights, claimed by misterpj)

    SkyPoker ,Saturday May 9th 2020

    shipping it, will become known , as ' a FullBeanz TWERK '

    aggro raising, ' gonna TWERK this,right up (em)

    😁 😀 😎 😍
  • CammykazeCammykaze Member Posts: 1,397
    GL today if your playing Mister!

    <3
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    Played..one m.t.t. ,( you railed😀)...always welcome , only one. In 48 hours, cashed,9th,of 70

    Good luck later. P.j.
  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,713
    madprof said:

    Hey Nozzer

    Take a screenshot of your sharky , reset it and take him on FFS

    This will get a bigger audience than JC on good Friday!🤪

    Wont get as many followers as J.C. though.

    Just adding balance to that statement B)

    Must admit this threads getting addictive.
  • CammykazeCammykaze Member Posts: 1,397
    edited May 2020
    misterpj said:

    Played..one m.t.t. ,( you railed😀)...always welcome , only one. In 48 hours, cashed,9th,of 70

    Good luck later. P.j.

    No poker @misterpj , alcohol fueled chats with good friends for a couple of hours. Good times!

    Poker will be attempted again today, ouch!

    Cammy
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,149
    The road too Calvary is long and arduous, we know what awaited J C will P J meet same fate or will his Super Powers produce a Miracle result and propel him to Poker Stardom. hope so.!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    more than happy,to share with you;

    what a class act,of a Poker player,this fella is ,and a CLASS ACT, in life

    Totally buzzed for you 949, your next mission,take one down,get the lot.very,

    well played Mark.

    God Bless,Paul J.





  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    should not be posting,making the exception,to toast Mark949'success,

    Further, p.j. is at Metaphorical peace,and respectful of,every single one , of Skypoker players, bar one; this Phenom.

    do note,question asked of ME, by him,directly, and that " his dummy,was spat out of his pram' with such velocity,it landed halfway across,the English Channel, as I had tummerity to answer .









    And, was flying in an m.t.t. yesterday , until this,but, we just carry on.gl.all.





  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,713
    misterpj said:

    more than happy,to share with you;

    what a class act,of a Poker player,this fella is ,and a CLASS ACT, in life

    Totally buzzed for you 949, your next mission,take one down,get the lot.very,

    well played Mark.

    God Bless,Paul J.





    Thank you for those kind words.

    Mark
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,149
    When the 4rs are all mucked you get PJ'ed sob! Argentina.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    AlporeSmall blind150.00150.00595.00
    841LEYBig blind300.00450.001020.00
    Your hole cards
    • 6
    • 6
    goldonAll-in450.00900.000.00
    vegasbillFold
    thefa1lacyFold
    SnifftonFold
    AlporeCall300.001200.00295.00
    841LEYFold
    AlporeShow
    • 4
    • 4
    goldonShow
    • 6
    • 6
    Flop
    • 3
    • 7
    • Q
    Turn
    • 10
    River
    • 6
    AlporeWinFlush to the Queen1200.001495.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    " he" .p.j. Poker Jenius.

    cannot wait,for the next , and hopefully ongoing,..team ' duo " events.

    That concept, got more legs,than an octopus.

    the lateral one,is always proactive,agin,reactive..

    .p.j. positively straining at the Poker leash,will commit fully , but in line with ' personal challenge perameters ' any duo series ' he participates in,buy ins. £11 - £1.10,..until,personal challenge target reached.

    so, applications invited,..p$j & ....

    Nostri & Mumsie,not be applying,..dem boys,duo'ed up.

    We have, The Capped Crusaders, The Deadly Duo, it's Pokers Batman & Robin

    "Holy, pearl one, knit two " (Nozzer mused) as,he styled out,his quad 7777

    .p.j. share, quad 7777 play...for potential team duo applicants;

    So,da Nozzer style,and .p.j. style...😁😀😘






    " Cream" he knows,only one scientific way to go ,VERTICAL.😉😎😇 Love pj


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    If, I " tuck" just one,novice player,under my wing,..which I will,

    I will be,teaching them,in this situation, just chuckle,it is Poker , and,much more important, do not, do a Helmuth, explosion,..you,are,the class player,and,what you do, is chuckle ,not Tilt,.ever...

    You,😀😁😆..and reassure yourself,you,are World Class





    Two of,them,..!😁
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,112


    Things are inproving.

    Nice to see your getting beat by better hands that you used to.

    Keep it up sir.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    Official " fifty shades of JADE" ..stalk...🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    Hey, Prince Charles,

    Time served, Totally Respected, SkyPoker " real deal" ...proper player ,. Will, Duo,with me.

    And,Matey,...I know,for a fact , it is not ( repeat) not.
    .A put up, will go Duo,with me..next, Duo,series..

    Why?. Because,the player,concerned,knows,..happy,for every single hand,too be made,Public.

    On, full view..bring,it,on," max buy in,for parameters,set £11.00.

    Capped,Crusaders,Dynamic Duo,..perm one,knit two,...

    😁😁😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😘😘😘😍😍😍
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    " the boy Nozzer,..has,actully got,.." what U " aint " ..and,will, never have, ..
    Odleens. potential. Oodlerms.." swagger"

    ?;.😂😂😂 How is, that Intensive Quality Coach..IN..helping?.your game..

    chump..CHUMP..blo-hard.. wanna,be.😚😚😚never be...😘😘😘
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,333
    As it was, at the end of week one.



    As it is,at the end of week two.







    won't,and have not,played a single hand of cash,as the sharky, does not incorporate cash games.

    just,m.t.t.s. and d.y.m.s,..

    Tis,a Marathon, said the Tortoise,as " he mused,about speed" to the Hare.

    delighted,with that to be fair,running, like a blocked drain.

    Best wishes all ( everyone ) Inc my " two potential best buddies " 😘😎





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