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    bongo69bongo69 Member Posts: 202
    You're right of course. I'll leave you to your thread and decamp to the bad beats thread. GL to you too.
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    MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,231
    edited February 2022
    bongo69 said:

    You're right of course. I'll leave you to your thread and decamp to the bad beats thread. GL to you too.

    Cheers .....remember we ALL get both

    GOOD LUCK :)

    When i had 7 notifications.... I thought EVERTON had beat Man City 3-2 for the Forum Comp. :D
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    hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    bongo69 said:

    A 7 outer on the river?

    Absolute scenes.

    Still sticking your beak in huh?

    Still posting utterly inane hand histories and draining ''bad beats'' huh?

    By the way, absolutely no need to go broke on the river in that 22 vs A4 hand.
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    bongo69bongo69 Member Posts: 202
    Looking for threads to troll on a barely trafficked forum on a two bit poker site on a Saturday night. A life truly well lived...
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    hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    bongo69 said:

    Looking for threads to troll on a barely trafficked forum on a two bit poker site on a Saturday night. A life truly well lived...

    Thank you.

    Genuinely, the energy you plough into these utterly inane HHs could be so much better spent on something more productive within your game.

    Look back at all the hands you post; it's beyond boring and absolutely no-one cares.

    I know you'll likely chirp backing about not caring and this being a section for 'bad beats' yadda yadda yadda but until you have a mindset shift you'll just go round and round in circles.

    Good luck.
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    bongo69bongo69 Member Posts: 202
    edited February 2022
    Thank you by return.

    And yes, the energy and time spent posting these HHs (literally minutes at a time), could doubtlessly be better invested.

    The same could probably be said of the time you spend trolling. Odd too, that if you and no one else cares, the time that's spent communicating this.

    But, as you say, good luck to you too.
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    bongo69bongo69 Member Posts: 202
    The very definition of a bad beat...
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    StgeorgesSmall blind30.0030.00780.00
    luckme002Big blind60.0090.002250.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
    bongo69Raise180.00270.001730.00
    broadcastFold
    WhiffaFold
    davestev26Fold
    StgeorgesCall150.00420.00630.00
    luckme002Fold
    Flop
    • 2
    • Q
    • 4
    StgeorgesCheck
    bongo69Check
    Turn
    • 5
    StgeorgesAll-in630.001050.000.00
    bongo69Call630.001680.001100.00
    StgeorgesShow
    • 2
    • 2
    bongo69Show
    • Q
    • Q
    River
    • 2
    StgeorgesWinFour 2s1680.001680.00
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    MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,231
    It happens whilst ever there's another 2 in the pack ...... move on

    It's Unlucky ...... but you're one step closer to you're 'SUCK OUT' on someone else :)
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    bongo69bongo69 Member Posts: 202
    Speaking of which...
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    FIRLESmall blind40.0040.005875.00
    bongo69Big blind80.00120.002150.00
    Your hole cards
    • 10
    • 9
    SaxxxRaise160.00280.001035.00
    Theone23Call160.00440.001475.00
    StgeorgesFold
    fitzy24Fold
    FIRLECall120.00560.005755.00
    bongo69Call80.00640.002070.00
    Flop
    • J
    • K
    • Q
    FIRLEBet320.00960.005435.00
    bongo69Call320.001280.001750.00
    SaxxxFold
    Theone23All-in1475.002755.000.00
    FIRLEFold
    bongo69Call1155.003910.00595.00
    bongo69Show
    • 10
    • 9
    Theone23Show
    • J
    • Q
    Turn
    • J
    River
    • 8
    bongo69WinStraight Flush to the Queen3910.004505.00
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
    They will only say 'i once saw a hand playing live in 2005, where etc etc etc', in answer to these Bongo son. I posted 3 omaha straight flushes in 40 mins on here that i had the other day.

    Essexphil said it was 'only' 1100-1 for just one, so this is the mentality that you are faced with.... however many highly unlikely outcomes you can post.

    I have a copy of Phil Helmuths Bad beats and lucky draws. You will see at least one hand daily online that would comfortaby make that book and more than likely, several more.

    All you will get is 'you see more hands online'. Which is ridiculous, cos i saw those three 1100-1 shots in less than 100 hands and in 40mins.

    They dont seem to get its not a single bad beat that lets them down, its the combined odds of the many on a daily basis that kind of tell us what the score is. Its called simple maths.

    The only other excuse used many times is 'you tend only to remember the bad beats'... clearly the last example, as with my own, blows that out of the water too.

    When sites use these phrases as their only way of backing the unlikely performance, it really does not help the situation.
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    TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,485
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
    Try reading your diary!!!
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    TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,485
    TheWaddy said:

    Try reading your diary!!!

    LMFAO. You really are a tit.
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    bongo69bongo69 Member Posts: 202
    This one really does warrant sharing...
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    kidgrimsbySmall blind300.00300.0012896.16
    Brammerz9Big blind600.00900.0013081.28
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    woolly118Fold
    tweedie10Fold
    bongo69Raise1800.002700.0013680.00
    gixxerk4All-in6796.929496.920.00
    kidgrimsbyFold
    Brammerz9Fold
    bongo69Call4996.9214493.848683.08
    bongo69Show
    • K
    • K
    gixxerk4Show
    • 8
    • 8
    Flop
    • K
    • A
    • 8
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • 6
    gixxerk4WinFour 8s14493.8414493.84
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Well Mr Bongo Mr 949 ladies & gentleman.

    Not you, I, or anyone, ever ascending the Moulah~Benji heights, with 'variance like this'
    Final table £5.50 BH.
    One of them, big stack small stack situations!
    get it all in (90%) jolly, after the turn
    Snap Called
    Pocket Cards?
    Who had what?
    AJ suited, top pair top kicker, drawing to NUT FLUSH.
    and pocket 5 8 off suit.
    Things were looking 'reasonable' at 9/1 ON, but.....
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    spotman1Small blind100.00100.003500.00
    UelyboyBig blind200.00300.003430.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • A
    the-ogreFold
    misterpjCall200.00500.001537.50
    MrSandmanFold
    mazz54Fold
    spotman1Call100.00600.003400.00
    UelyboyCheck
    Flop
    • 5
    • 6
    • 2
    spotman1Bet200.00800.003200.00
    UelyboyFold
    misterpjCall200.001000.001337.50
    Turn
    • J
    spotman1Bet400.001400.002800.00
    misterpjAll-in1337.502737.500.00
    spotman1Call937.503675.001862.50
    spotman1Show
    • 5
    • 8
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • A
    River
    • 5
    spotman1WinThree 5s3675.005537.50
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    MohicanMohican Member Posts: 1,424
    @misterpj With reference to your hand above, 9bb's should've been an open shove pre flop. As played deffo jam the flop if you're gonna play the hand. The river card is unlucky however you lost the hand because you played it less than optimal and your opponent had got themselves in a position where they felt committed to the hand(they were getting 3/1 to call)and this is deffo isn't variance.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Rofl, if I am going to play the hand!
    Exactly what I did, as a 90% 9s on shot.
    Let me guess, OPTIMUM call, by the CALLER?
    WHOM snap called with 10% hand equity, 1 card to be dealt.
    you gotta be LABOTOMISED.
    here, juss 4 U, next tourney EXIT HAND.
    Chip Leader, by a distence running, erm cough awfully Well.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    steveyseeSmall blind75.0075.007325.00
    AequoBig blind150.00225.0028877.50
    Your hole cards
    • 10
    • A
    lawrence13Fold
    AlfpokerFold
    misterpjRaise300.00525.008725.00
    MICKAAFold
    steveyseeFold
    AequoCall150.00675.0028727.50
    Flop
    • 7
    • 10
    • 6
    AequoBet150.00825.0028577.50
    misterpjRaise881.251706.257843.75
    AequoCall731.252437.5027846.25
    Turn
    • 4
    AequoCheck
    misterpjBet750.003187.507093.75
    AequoCall750.003937.5027096.25
    River
    • 10
    AequoCheck
    misterpjAll-in7093.7511031.250.00
    AequoCall7093.7518125.0020002.50
    AequoShow
    • 7
    • 7
    misterpjShow
    • 10
    • A
    AequoWinFull House, 7s and 10s18125.0038127.50
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Nice Barnet Mr. MOHICAN.
    ? you stand by your scribe?
    This.
    meek little me, disagrees, wish to discuss OPTIMAL.?
    the MONIES went in (wanting the snap call)
    90% v 10%....
    even team/club Haiti.. Struggling, too avoid, The Steam..
    Coming off that big pile off.....
    How do you rate Mr Phil Hellmuth?
    He don't agree, either 😉
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    do, please enquire, direct too.
    Mr. RaRa. Whom, will confirm.
    He, I, not sat, at a single table.. (2 years +)
    jonny the J monty, every £5.50 every time, like a zillion.
    Unless jonny Volume, rokin, a (bag) starts with C, ends with Y
    .h,o,l,o,s,t,o,m.y
    Jonny volume, ANY 2 will (usually, variance, DO)!
    Even Jonni Apple Volume, juice, must take a CARP, on occasion.
    Anyways, as RaRa will confirm, always, all time, total Respect, never any bad word.
    Anyways... Timmy v PJ.
    Timmy standard £5.50 (slow Triff.. ic traffic) £11/£22.as you do.
    4 runners left.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Gotya2644Small blind150.00150.00945.00
    TimmyRaRaBig blind300.00450.002385.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • J
    misterpjAll-in690.001140.000.00
    gullyman67Fold
    Gotya2644Fold
    TimmyRaRaCall390.001530.001995.00
    TimmyRaRaShow
    • 3
    • 3
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • J
    Flop
    • 2
    • 5
    • 8
    Turn
    • J
    River
    • 6
    TimmyRaRaWinFlush to the Jack1530.003525.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    only tourney played in 12 hours.
    £5.50 BH this morning, FT,.. this one's a belter.had a fold pre & near 90%
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    rimSmall blind75.0075.001710.00
    rossifumiBig blind150.00225.003550.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • 10
    mukta1818Fold
    B16JDHFold
    BIGYCall150.00375.002250.00
    misterpjCall150.00525.001310.00
    rimAll-in1710.002235.000.00
    rossifumiFold
    BIGYFold
    misterpjAll-in1310.003545.000.00
    rimUnmatched bet325.003220.00325.00
    rimShow
    • J
    • 7
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • 10
    Flop
    • A
    • 7
    • 5
    Turn
    • J
    River
    • 7
    rimWinFull House, 7s and Jacks3220.003545.00
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