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Mohican · July 2023

misterpj said:
Nice Barnet Mr. MOHICAN.
? you stand by your scribe?
This.
meek little me, disagrees, wish to discuss OPTIMAL.?
the MONIES went in (wanting the snap call)
90% v 10%....
even team/club Haiti.. Struggling, too avoid, The Steam..
Coming off that big pile off.....
How do you rate Mr Phil Hellmuth?
He don't agree, either 😉

100% stand by what I've written. Less than 10bb's you should be getting AI pre flop.There is no other way to play the hand.Short stack poker is easy, you're either getting it all in or folding.

Mohican · July 2023

misterpj said:
only tourney played in 12 hours.
£5.50 BH this morning, FT,.. this one's a belter.had a fold pre & near 90%
Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
rim Small blind 75.00 75.00 1710.00
rossifumi Big blind 150.00 225.00 3550.00
Your hole cards
A
10
mukta1818 Fold
B16JDH Fold
BIGY Call 150.00 375.00 2250.00
misterpj Call 150.00 525.00 1310.00
rim All-in 1710.00 2235.00 0.00
rossifumi Fold
BIGY Fold
misterpj All-in 1310.00 3545.00 0.00
rim Unmatched bet 325.00 3220.00 325.00
rim Show
J
7
misterpj Show
A
10
Flop
A
7
5
Turn
J
River
7
rim Win Full House, 7s and Jacks 3220.00 3545.00

Another hand where you should've open shoved, especially with a limp ahead of you. If you jam here, I assume Mr Rim folds along with the others and you take down the pot uncontested and increase your stack size by 25%. Short stack poker is easy but you're making it difficult. By limping, you've given Rim the opportunity to try to steal a pot uncontested and it worked out for him and I much prefer his play to yours. Learn to play your short stack better and you'll get less of these type of hands.

Mohican · July 2023

p.s. when the money went in with A 10 vs J 7, you were 63% to win the hand when all the money went in. A 2/1 favourite isn't massive in poker.

misterpj · July 2023

Embarrassed?
Embarrassing YOURSELF.
SUCH a steaming PILE.
EVEN the Acolytes..
ain't Putin. Up an Argument.!!
Langustine ESQ.

misterpj · July 2023

P. S
WHEN the MONIES, went In.
It was fkn 9s On u TOBY

misterpj · July 2023

90%
Need A poker FACTOTUM.?!!!!!!

Tikay10 · July 2023

@misterpj

Hi Paul,

@Mohican is not digging you out, not at all, he's just trying to help. He's a smashing chap & knows his poker pretty well - he ran 5th in a big Sky Poker "Live" Comp at DTD a few years back & got £40,000.

https://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=472793

He used to have a great collection of motorbikes - big ones - though he's quite old now so has probably sold most of them.

Mohican · July 2023

misterpj said:
P. S
WHEN the MONIES, went In.
It was fkn 9s On u TOBY

Personal insults, especially when you're wrong, shouldn't really be used. As you can see from the image above, you are indeed 63% to win this hand pre flop when the monies went in. Which is roughly 2/1 favourite. Hope this helps.

Mohican · July 2023

Tikay10 said:

@misterpj

Hi Paul,

@Mohican is not digging you out, not at all, he's just trying to help. He's a smashing chap & knows his poker pretty well - he ran 5th in a big Sky Poker "Live" Comp at DTD a few years back & got £40,000.

https://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=472793

He used to have a great collection of motorbikes - big ones - though he's quite old now so has probably sold most of them.

My collection of bikes has decreased as the number of children I have has increased. They running costs on children is horrendous.

misterpj · July 2023

OK Tony, all gravy and good always.
I hope, a few of the forum players, who actually study, enjoy this.
Why some, get so? erm...
I remember watching skypoker TV, every night, with yourself on comms.
Hope this makes you chuckle?
£5.50 bounty hunter
05.00 am.
Final Table, 4 runners, micro micro stack plus 3.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
rfcbrown	Small blind		7.50	7.50	0.00
Yovka	Big blind		200.00	207.50	3885.00
	Your hole cards	6 9
misterpj	Call		200.00	407.50	4335.00
Bikerboy00	Raise		807.50	1215.00	2565.00
Yovka	Call		607.50	1822.50	3277.50
misterpj	Fold
Flop
		A 6 10
Yovka	Check
Bikerboy00	Bet		911.25	2733.75	1653.75
Yovka	All-in		3277.50	6011.25	0.00
Bikerboy00	All-in		1653.75	7665.00	0.00
Yovka	Unmatched bet		712.50	6952.50	712.50
rfcbrown	Show	8 3
Yovka	Show	10 A
Bikerboy00	Show	K A
Turn
		Q
River
		J
Bikerboy00	Win	Straight to the Ace	6952.50		6952.50

misterpj · July 2023

All can see, who & How!!
That Pot got Won.
He, gets heads up v me.!
Fella been running like a God, prior half hour, and kept on rollin!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Bikerboy00	Small blind		200.00	200.00	5415.00
misterpj	Big blind		400.00	600.00	5985.00
	Your hole cards	7 A
Bikerboy00	Raise		600.00	1200.00	4815.00
misterpj	All-in		5985.00	7185.00	0.00
Bikerboy00	All-in		4815.00	12000.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		770.00	11230.00	770.00
Bikerboy00	Show	K J
misterpj	Show	7 A
Flop
		4 9 J
Turn
		J
River
		3
Bikerboy00	Win	Three Jacks	11230.00		11230.00

misterpj · July 2023

And closes it out,lol.very next hand.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		200.00	200.00	570.00
Bikerboy00	Big blind		400.00	600.00	10830.00
	Your hole cards	6 J
misterpj	All-in		570.00	1170.00	0.00
Bikerboy00	Call		370.00	1540.00	10460.00
misterpj	Show	6 J
Bikerboy00	Show	5 8
Flop
		6 7 9
Turn
		K
River
		2
Bikerboy00	Win	Straight to the 9	1540.00		12000.00

Tikay10 · July 2023

misterpj said:
OK Tony, all gravy and good always.

@misterpj

Top man, thanks Paul.

misterpj · July 2023

Tony.
sharky proves.
Not played a tourney since (will / inclination!)
Until this.
Lunchtime BH.
FT
Heads Up.!!!
BH ft v a GHUMBASS.!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Dendrite22	Small blind		2000.00	2000.00	33427.00
misterpj	Big blind		4000.00	6000.00	38573.00
	Your hole cards	A 7
Dendrite22	All-in		33427.00	39427.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		38573.00	78000.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		7146.00	70854.00	7146.00
Dendrite22	Show	10 K
misterpj	Show	A 7
Flop
		K 3 3
Turn
		9
River
		9
Dendrite22	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and 9s	70854.00		70854.00

Exit, straight after above!
Ps buddy, see what I post, chit chat! Today, this very day.. Stateside.. Congressional Hearing.!
Bells & Whistles, where is MUMSIE? not seen her? In a million, hope all Well.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Dendrite22	Small blind		2000.00	2000.00	61708.00
misterpj	Big blind		4000.00	6000.00	10292.00
	Your hole cards	A 3
Dendrite22	All-in		61708.00	67708.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		10292.00	78000.00	0.00
Dendrite22	Unmatched bet		49416.00	28584.00	49416.00
Dendrite22	Show	7 J
misterpj	Show	A 3
Flop
		3 4 Q
Turn
		6
River
		7
Dendrite22	Win	Pair of 7s	28584.00		78000.00

Spike4000 · July 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
claudel9	Small blind		90.00	90.00	7270.00
scousestar	Big blind		180.00	270.00	6820.00
	Your hole cards	A A
Moomoo77	Fold
lundie	Fold
Spike4000	Raise		400.00	670.00	6780.00
claudel9	Raise		1290.00	1960.00	5980.00
scousestar	Fold
Spike4000	All-in		6780.00	8740.00	0.00
claudel9	All-in		5980.00	14720.00	0.00
claudel9	Unmatched bet		180.00	14540.00	180.00
claudel9	Show	Q Q
Spike4000	Show	A A
Flop
		9 J 7
Turn
		Q
River
		8
claudel9	Win	Three Queens	14540.00		14720.00

lol. ffs first hand i play

Tikay10 · July 2023

@misterpj

"where is MUMSIE? not seen her? In a million, hope all Well."

@mumsie is fine, runs the MML & usually posts daily, though is taking a break this week as going away for a long weekend. (mumsie is a bloke actually).

mumsie · July 2023

@misterpj thank for asking, im fine thanks.

I hope you are well still & beating the horses / pokers.

If ever I'm up Edenbridge way we must have a pint.

misterpj · July 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
alan25	Small blind		50.00	50.00	2895.00
ctbn	Big blind		100.00	150.00	2660.00
	Your hole cards	10 10
mukta1818	Fold
misterpj	Call		100.00	250.00	665.00
Bongmong	Fold
alan25	Raise		150.00	400.00	2745.00
ctbn	Call		100.00	500.00	2560.00
misterpj	All-in		665.00	1165.00	0.00
alan25	Call		565.00	1730.00	2180.00
ctbn	Call		565.00	2295.00	1995.00
Flop
		Q 3 Q
alan25	All-in		2180.00	4475.00	0.00
ctbn	All-in		1995.00	6470.00	0.00
alan25	Unmatched bet		185.00	6285.00	185.00
alan25	Show	6 4
ctbn	Show	3 5
misterpj	Show	10 10
Turn
		6
River
		3
ctbn	Win	Full House, 3s and Queens	6285.00		6285.00

MISTY4ME · July 2023

^^^^^^

You have to OPEN SHOVE in that situation Paul @misterpj, then you wouldn't have to pay

' LIMPER'S TAX'

so often

GOOD LUCK

misterpj · July 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Big blind		200.00	200.00	4775.00
	Your hole cards	Q 9
BuntyF93	All-in		1575.00	1775.00	0.00
LoobyLoo	Fold
walks63	Call		1575.00	3350.00	675.00
misterpj	Fold
BuntyF93	Show	J J
walks63	Show	4 4
Flop
		K A 10
Turn
		7
River
		4
walks63	Win	Three 4s	3350.00		4025.00

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
rim	Small blind		75.00	75.00	1710.00
rossifumi	Big blind		150.00	225.00	3550.00
	Your hole cards	A 10
mukta1818	Fold
B16JDH	Fold
BIGY	Call		150.00	375.00	2250.00
misterpj	Call		150.00	525.00	1310.00
rim	All-in		1710.00	2235.00	0.00
rossifumi	Fold
BIGY	Fold
misterpj	All-in		1310.00	3545.00	0.00
rim	Unmatched bet		325.00	3220.00	325.00
rim	Show	J 7
misterpj	Show	A 10
Flop
		A 7 5
Turn
		J
River
		7
rim	Win	Full House, 7s and Jacks	3220.00		3545.00

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