PS- I am NOT late! I've actually been in the studio gallery for the past hour and a half polishing the scripts for tonight, so thats what they call it nowadays is it?
Here is one, "you will go deaf", guess what prompted that one?
The boogyman will get you, really?, O goody, I want to wake you up when I scream
stupid expressions "can i ask you a question?" just flippin ask it!!! Posted by GREGHOGG
think thats good actually. gets people prepared for a question...if people just came out with it then it might seem a very weird thing to just ask people.
min for poker is so long.
old guy limping utg with K8s then when faces with a raise behind he chuckles, says I'm getting value and then flops quads OMGOSH
at the final table live the other night, I was raising every button as usual. keep taking them down. SB comes out with comedy every hand like 'I had 2 diamonds, I had a big feeling that 2 diamonds would come on the flop and you'd hit top pair so I thought it best to fold' and when the BB defended and the flop come A J 4 'I knew I shoulda called with my J4 it felt like a lucky hand'.
Worst poker tiltmeunhappy is ''I'm calling you blind' WFT are you supposed to do with that, at least have the decency to look at your cards before you crack my aces with 95 soooted!!!!!
Favourite poker saying (even though you didn't ask for it...) is 'Okay, let's dance', I also like 'flopmehappy'!! Maybe I like them because they're mine and I'm biased ;o)
favourite poker expressions :- 1) You donk/muppet when ive won their chips 2) The rng is so rigged 3) The worst hand always seem to win!!!
Dumb sayings :- 1) 'Is that a blind dog for the guides' 2) 'fun sized' chocolate bars - no they aint fun, they're small you fool. 3) 'This is the last time im going to tell you' - for the hundredth time lol. 4) Did i wake you?
When someone rushes off to the loo they come back and say "sorry I was caught short" WTH does that mean? Mother to child "stop picking your nose or your brains will fall out" always wondered why I wasn't all there!
I get to the till @ asda with £150 worth of shopping, and the kind checkout girl asks "Would you like any bags?" noooooooooooooooooooo thank you im gonig to manaage to carry all of this in my arms!!!!!!!
Was Tikay in pain whilst writing the title of this thread? Did someone walk in and catch him writing it instead of Richard, and attempt to administer painful retribution?
i like the people who say things like, "i can spot a female impersonator a mile off."... that's true for those that they have spotted but what about the really good ones they haven't?
and on this point... you've never seen richard and lml in the room at the same time.
poker expression i hate when they say i have the best hand and really should play. in reality they dont know what anyone has and never will because they never play.
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Here is one, "you will go deaf", guess what prompted that one?
The boogyman will get you, really?, O goody, I want to wake you up when I scream
Who is producer tonight please?
min for poker is so long.
old guy limping utg with K8s then when faces with a raise behind he chuckles, says I'm getting value and then flops quads OMGOSH
at the final table live the other night, I was raising every button as usual. keep taking them down. SB comes out with comedy every hand like 'I had 2 diamonds, I had a big feeling that 2 diamonds would come on the flop and you'd hit top pair so I thought it best to fold' and when the BB defended and the flop come A J 4 'I knew I shoulda called with my J4 it felt like a lucky hand'.
Worst poker tiltmeunhappy is ''I'm calling you blind' WFT are you supposed to do with that, at least have the decency to look at your cards before you crack my aces with 95 soooted!!!!!
Favourite poker saying (even though you didn't ask for it...) is 'Okay, let's dance', I also like 'flopmehappy'!! Maybe I like them because they're mine and I'm biased ;o)
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1) You donk/muppet when ive won their chips
2) The rng is so rigged
3) The worst hand always seem to win!!!
Dumb sayings :-
1) 'Is that a blind dog for the guides'
2) 'fun sized' chocolate bars - no they aint fun, they're small you fool.
3) 'This is the last time im going to tell you' - for the hundredth time lol.
4) Did i wake you?
If I've told you once, Ive told you a million times not to exaggerate!
The old ones are the best!
"ty ty" or "boooooom", "I totally deserved that" - self congratulatory players are the lowest rung of the ladder
Stupid sayings.
"That'll learn you" - teach, teach, it's teach
"There's more than one way to skin a cat" - true, but ultimately a bit grim
"PIN Number" - Personal Identification Number Number.
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Have a great show tonight guys and see you at Leeds or are Ed and James on SPT duty in Yorkshire? This is not a rubdown Rich, honest
Dan (dtm75)
When someone rushes off to the loo they come back and say "sorry I was caught short" WTH does that mean?
Mother to child "stop picking your nose or your brains will fall out" always wondered why I wasn't all there!
I get to the till @ asda with £150 worth of shopping, and the kind checkout girl asks "Would you like any bags?" noooooooooooooooooooo thank you im gonig to manaage to carry all of this in my arms!!!!!!!
i like the people who say things like, "i can spot a female impersonator a mile off."... that's true for those that they have spotted but what about the really good ones they haven't?
and on this point... you've never seen richard and lml in the room at the same time.
IT GETS FLOPPING DARK!!!!!
NO IM half-left