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Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread

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  • Yorkie74Yorkie74 Member Posts: 347
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:
    Stupid sayings, "If you swallow that chewing gum it will wrap itself round your tonsils." or "If you swallow that chewing gum it will stay in your stomach for 7 years." ...because Wrigelys would still be in business if that were true!
    Posted by Machka
    Also being told if you eat apple pips an apple tree will grow in your tummy!!!!

    One of my pet hates is when at work and on the phone and someone asks my name.  My surname is Dyson and so many people ask if I am any relation to the famous Dyson.  As if I would be sat talking to them on the phone if I was!!!!

    Have had lots of other questions regarding my surname from people I know but couldnt out them on here.....lol
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited April 2011
    Tikay has already forgotten the beginning of the show! Tell him anything!
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  • PUCPOUNDPUCPOUND Member Posts: 397
    edited April 2011
    Gutted, was going steady, then crashed down to about 1000, hung in there and then got dealt AA when down to 700, only to disconnect as I pressed the all in button, by time I got back on line virtually out

    Just my luck

    PUCPOUND (Andy)
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  • SevenChipsSevenChips Member Posts: 38
    edited April 2011
    dumb expression

    'you're taking the mick'

    who is mick?
    and why are we taking him?
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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited April 2011
    You are sat in the pub, there is an empty chair at the table, and someone has to ask, Is anyone sitting there?. I usually answer its only the invisible man :)
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  • andrew1947andrew1947 Member Posts: 261
    edited April 2011
    your siting on the bus with a empty seat next to you ,a person gets on and points to the empty seat next to you,and says anybody siting there?
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited April 2011
    if you don`t stop crying, i`ll give you a reason to cry ???
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro Member Posts: 2,273
    edited April 2011
    Hi Rich and Tikay

    Talk to me.....I'm still here!
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  • scouse_redscouse_red Member Posts: 5,968
    edited April 2011
    When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?"


     No, it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
     $%&*^$GHJJYFFDCDEEERTYY%££%^&*UE
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited April 2011
    I'm off, got doctor's in the morning, have a good show guys!
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro Member Posts: 2,273
    edited April 2011

    "Its a dog's life!"

    Silly - they sleep in cages, eat dog food, go for walks on leads, they don't even get to play poker!!

    Joe LEGEND !!

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  • cl00lesscl00less Member Posts: 20
    edited April 2011
    Hi Rich and Tikay, great show

    stupid sayings..

    When you come in dripping wet someone always says "is it raining?", or you're carrying a fishing rod / tennis raquet you are guaranteed to get asked "where are you off to?"
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2011
    The pen is mightier than the sword.


    In that case do you fancy a duel?
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  • DingdellDingdell Member Posts: 166
    edited April 2011
    My elderly great aunt was very impressed when I went round for tea and my mobile phone rang. When it rang a second time she said "oooh, how do they know where you are?".
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro Member Posts: 2,273
    edited April 2011
    This has always tilted me!!

    You go to the doctors, politely knock on the door and enter

    "How are you?" The doctor always asks!!

    "I'm fine thank you" I always say!!

    2 Stupid comments!!
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2011
    You can’t have your cake and eat it.

    I can.  I did.
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  • callumtrescallumtres Member Posts: 45
    edited April 2011
    Not really to do with this thread, but where has Giddins gone? I like the banter between Orford and Giddins. Makes for good Tv!!
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited April 2011
    I've missed the first hour of the show, so apologies if I've missed an announcement/story about this....

    But are TK's eyebrows wider apart than usual tonight?
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited April 2011
    can i say happy birthday to rich yesterday, and the only reason why liverpool lost was they knew it was your 50th so they gave you a extra pressie,
     
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  • belsibubbelsibub Member Posts: 2,527
    edited April 2011
    Shoot at will what's poor Will done to get shot at all the time?
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