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Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread

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  • karllukekarlluke Member Posts: 914
    edited April 2011

    when your in a pound shop and someone says how much is this.

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  • karllukekarlluke Member Posts: 914
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread : ... and what were you doing?
    Posted by aussie09
    trying to see if north sea gas really did smell different after the conversion
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited April 2011
    When you're in a fast food restaurant and they ask...do you want to go large on that? ......arggghh!!!!!! i'd have said large if I wanted large.
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  • inka2003inka2003 Member Posts: 184
    edited April 2011
    What about ... "Cheap at half the price" ? 

    Of course it would be !!!!!!

    Always thought it should be "cheap at double the price !"
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  • Spad3sSpad3s Member Posts: 269
    edited April 2011
    Tikay man, you are getting a bit old for the job i think.
    I think sky should hire a new and hip host.

    Im playing in tonights tourney, wish me luck everyone.
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  • shazallinshazallin Member Posts: 558
    edited April 2011
    "A penny saved is a penny earned"

    No, a penny saved is just a penny saved. Keeping something you already have doesn't equate to making or acquiring a new one by any stretch of the imagination.
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  • shazallinshazallin Member Posts: 558
    edited April 2011
    "The pen is mightier than the sword"

    Oh yeah? Want to test that one with me?
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  • shazallinshazallin Member Posts: 558
    edited April 2011
    "Good things come to those who wait"

    Generally, good things are earned by those who go out and get them. Worst advice ever.
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  • TiaDalmaTiaDalma Member Posts: 454
    edited April 2011
    Hey Spad3s. No 'new and hip host needed' There's no substitute for experience, and TK has that In spades...and hearts, diamonds and clubs!
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  • shazallinshazallin Member Posts: 558
    edited April 2011
    "Barking up the wrong tree"

    A very misleading phrase. I tried barking up the right tree and still got no better results than very odd looks from passers-by.
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  • a00rocka00rock Member Posts: 832
    edited April 2011
    "look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves" hmmm
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited April 2011
    Loving it.

    Some great contributions on here- I think it's going to be fun reading these out tonight. Especially with Mr. Grumpy on hand to comment!
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro Member Posts: 2,273
    edited April 2011
    Two bad ones!!

    "It's not the winning it's the taking part!" What rubbish, i mean I reckon the guy that lost to Andrew1947 for the Vegas seat consoled himself with that one!! NOT!

    "Too many cooks spoil the broth" What rubbish, if I had Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey and Raymond Blanc in my kitchen i reckon I would get a pretty good broth!!

    Have a great show!!

    Dave
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  • hawk7112hawk7112 Member Posts: 3,627
    edited April 2011

    When a player is 400 yards from the hole at a golf tournament and the crowd shout "Get in the hole"  ffs.

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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited April 2011
    "what goes up must come down..."

    No s***!
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
    edited April 2011

    "Is Orford any good at poker?"
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2011
    Stupid sayings, "Has anyone seen my car?"
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2011
    Stupid Poker sayings, "And he's just hit the Orford Straight."
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
    edited April 2011

    When you shove with complete air, & the geezer says "OK, I'll have a gamble".

    And you are thinking, "look fella, THIS is a gamble" as you flip your 9-4 over.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
    edited April 2011

    At the Check-in Desk at the Airport.

    "Have you any prohibited items in your luggage?"
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