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Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread

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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66 Member Posts: 79
    edited April 2011
    STUPID EXPRESSIONS


    (1)Sweet as a nut.

    Nuts are not sweet.
     
    (2)My stomach thinks my throat's been cut. Eh?
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  • boo1992boo1992 Member Posts: 6
    edited April 2011
    things people say
    ive been caught out a few times with this one

    So i see your pregnant again??

    NO IM NOT!!!
    OOPS
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  • MP33MP33 Member Posts: 6,308
    edited April 2011
    When I got caught smoking when i was younger, I said my m8 Neil was doing it
     

    Mother - "If Neil jumped off a cliff would you follow him"

    ERM - slight difference there mother

    -----
     At a recent karioke - someone said "you can,t sing to save your life"   I was thinking - Why or in what situation would you need to sing well in order not to die  


    Have a good show guys
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited April 2011
    http://www.wearepets.co.uk/cats/cat-products/cat-treats/whiskas-cat-milk

    ...he's right.
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited April 2011
    ok mr orford, you know how many tele-tubbies, now name them, no google but tikay can giggle
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  • -JINKY--JINKY- Member Posts: 435
    edited April 2011
    cat milk ....lol  what next budgie news paper just printed 4 the bottom of a cage...
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  • JHEROCALLHJHEROCALLH Member Posts: 4
    edited April 2011
    Stupid expressions!!

    1) I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole (who carries a barge pole around with them)
    2) He's as happy as larry (whos this larry were comparing ourselves too??)
    3) A customer asks would you like the 34p, and the cashier says yeah otherwise it would only be $9 and thats not enough is it! Nah your alright ill take it from my wage.....
    4) One time (for TIKAY)

    Ant Shepherd
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited April 2011
    Richard Orford
    Tikay
    James H
    Trev

    Sky presenters
    Sky presenters
    Say he-lloooo
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2011
    TMI
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:
    TMI
    Posted by Machka

    +100000
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  • rufusrobinrufusrobin Member Posts: 1
    edited April 2011
    When out driving and somebody speeds past you get somebody saying look at that idiot they wont get there any quicker
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  • SpikeladSpikelad Member Posts: 406
    edited April 2011
    Hi Rich could you please give a mention to ScouseRed who does a great job organising the Monday night DTD tournament.

    It is a great tournament to play in for a small buyin.
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  • HAPPYNIGE4HAPPYNIGE4 Member Posts: 327
    edited April 2011
    Evening boys, sorry 1 boy lol, Why do people say " Why cant weekends be longer? well they wouldnt be weekends would they, stupid . good luck to all tonight ,especialy me lmao.
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  • Wacko90Wacko90 Member Posts: 906
    edited April 2011
    Cheap as chips..
    Chips arnt cheap! a couple of a quid for a bag of chips, using one potato, which will mean that its about 20 quid for a bag of spuds. Really cheap....
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:
    TMI
    Posted by Machka
     Is that something women get ?
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:
    Stupid expressions!! 1) I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole (who carries a barge pole around with them) 2) He's as happy as larry (whos this larry were comparing ourselves too??) 3) A customer asks would you like the 34p, and the cashier says yeah otherwise it would only be $9 and thats not enough is it! Nah your alright ill take it from my wage..... 4) One time (for TIKAY) Ant Shepherd
    Posted by JHEROCALLH
     Been watching Peter Kay lately ?; )
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  • andrew1947andrew1947 Member Posts: 261
    edited April 2011

    shut your mouth and eat your tea

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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:
    macdonalds staff say...have a nice day. when they really mean...go do something anatomically improbable.
    Posted by lozgo
    "Would you like a drink with that?"

    If I wanted a drink I would have asked for a drink!
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited April 2011
    stop playing with your dongle - you`ll go blind
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:
    shut your mouth and eat your tea
    Posted by andrew1947
    haha, I remember my mum saying that to me once. I decided to then be funny and try putting the food in my mouth with it shut, she clipped me round the ear.


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