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The DOHHHHHHH Diary

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012

    wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


    What a performance from England.

    Woke up an hour ago to see India 150-8.

    They're still 8 down, maybe I should go back to bed till they're fully skittled? ha. 

    Nailed on to go 2-1 up anyway, incredible stuff inspired by Captain Cook!!!!

    Today has to be a good day after this ?

    I predict my 4 horses are going to win, my football acca is gonna come in for the first time in God knows how long, I'm going to win at least 4 poker tournaments, and FT 3 others, Hoggers will ship the SPT and send me 10% of a large amount of money, and finally I'll get at least 4 numbers on the lottery tonight. 

    Donny might even get something away @ Swindon, although that might be abit too optimistic :(

    fwiw, my bet is............

    QPR.
    Chelsea.
    Palace.
    Leicester.
    Millwall.

    43/1.

    Good luck all playing today :)




  • profman15profman15 Member Posts: 1,808
    edited December 2012
    Hi D

    I want days like this...but i'm not in 'em to win 'em. @nuff said. Well played m8. Glad to see Spurs isn't one of your bets...asi'm a Blue!!
  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67xXbTaQlKI What a performance from England. Woke up an hour ago to see India 150-8. They're still 8 down, maybe I should go back to bed till they're fully skittled? ha.  Nailed on to go 2-1 up anyway, incredible stuff inspired by Captain Cook!!!! Today has to be a good day after this ? I predict my 4 horses are going to win, my football acca is gonna come in for the first time in God knows how long, I'm going to win at least 4 poker tournaments, and FT 3 others, Hoggers will ship the SPT and send me 10% of a large amount of money, and finally I'll get at least 4 numbers on the lottery tonight.  Donny might even get something away @ Swindon, although that might be abit too optimistic :( fwiw, my bet is............ QPR. Chelsea. Palace. Leicester. Millwall. 43/1. Good luck all playing today :)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    sounds familiar ;-) one day this will happen.
  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN Member Posts: 8,948
    edited December 2012
    BTW as i said on ms,n i didnt realise it was mark davis and not steve davis lol
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    BTW as i said on ms,n i didnt realise it was mark davis and not steve davis lol
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    Does help if you know what you are talking about tbf. 
  • patwalshhpatwalshh Member Posts: 772
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Got my hugeeeeeeeeeeeeee c4p payment through, £8.85, so freerolling tonights takeaway. wiiii. D
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Sick life.



    Ahha, just thought I'd show my face. Nice results so far this month JJ. 

    Edit: But really <400 pp's by the 10th of December? My dog has earnt as many points than that, and he single tables freerolls :P
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Sick life. Ahha, just thought I'd show my face. Nice results so far this month JJ.  Edit: But really <400 pp's by the 10th of December? My dog has earnt as many points than that, and he single tables freerolls :P
    Posted by patwalshh
    I was making a big effort this month too! Maybe nxt year eh ;)

    I will have wayyyyyy more now, I'll check at the end of this post! It will shock you.

    Just a quick update today, couple of scores yesterday.

    Aced the afternoon £2.20 scary MTT freezeout, 1st/45 or something. 

    DOHHHHHHH1350001£36
    clemoph02£22.50
    Shelly8903£13.50
    goodall04£9.90
    preece0805£8.10
    FrAVFC06

    Then played DTD and got third in one of them. 

    I had like 800k v 150k v 150k 3 handed. 

    I'm not even sure what happened, and I don't want to know tbh, that's 1 hand history I wont be re-visiting!

    Played some good stuff throughout the comp tho, my mtt game is definitely improving. 

    MAXALLY11150001£120.42
    SkiItaly02£69.13
    DOHHHHHHH03£46.83
    Dixie_D04£35.68
    sick_swans05£31.22
    hullafc806£26.76
    WP maxally and skitaly who pwnd me 3 handed. 

    Playing mtts on *'s through the day then changing over to sky at night, the difference in standard is incredible. You have to play so different. Anyone who complains about too many bad players should spend a few days over there ;)

    Big points reveal.......

    Dec stats.
    Profit = 351 pounds exactly.
    Points = 635!

    Easssssyyyyyyyyyyyyy gonna get to 1k! :)
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012

    Just done a long post about Tuesdays 'action' with loads of hand histories and stuff, but stupid time-out thing got me.

    Not only that, but my control and c keys failed me also.

    cba writing it again. 

    Just 1 small bink in the £5 speed freezeout, and a good HU sng session, won about 50 quid or something overall.

    DOHHHHHHH315001£42
    DangerMog02£26.25
    GREGHOGG03£15.75
    garyw57504£11.55
    hagar15805£9.45
    Nmes06
    eouhcouerjoiwcoi2ehrcouehrohouchyierc @ forum. !!!!!!!

    Dec stats.
    Profit = 391.96
    Points = 723!

    GL all over the weekend. 


  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012

    Stars donk/shovefest success! - ish.

    Still haven't 'done a Don' and managed to win a 3,500+ runner comp but I came about as close as I could come without actually doing it!

    http://imageshack.us/f/43/scorekd.jpg/  

    (Click to enlarge^^^)

    Reallyyyyyyyy tough fields in those $1 turbos ;)

    9million v 1.5million Heads Up.

    ......I had the 9m :( ..............

    100/200k, the guy open jams. And I have AK. yessssssssss. Plz have a worse ace.

    He has A7. yesssssssss.

    Plz give me a safe flop.

    398r.

    Yessssssssssssss.

    Safe turn?

    Jack.

    Yesssssssssssssss.

    And a safe river 1 time ftw!!!!!!!!!..................

    TEN!

    OIJFOVIJHEOUHRVOUHEOURHVOUEHOVUH.

    A8 < 99 very next hand.

    K9s < A9o to finish me off.

    How I didn't win that I'll never know! sighhhhhhhhhh.

    2nd gets me back to even for that comp overall though :) Just about :)

    Couple of cool hands from earlier in the tournament.

    Love it when your river card makes the other guys hand look sooooooooo much stronger.

    http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hands/Boom/1471765_4C88AE1A2F

    Here's my standard attempt to blow up & throw it all away. This happens at least twice a tournament when I run deep.

    http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hands/Boom/1471984_7522C686FD

    Hope the links are ok. Modzzzzzzzzzzzz!

    I had no money on that site on Friday morning, I'd withdrawn most and lost the last bit I left on to donk around with as I had deposited on the pokerstars.fr site, not knowing about the verification process which has taken aggggggges.

    But I wanted to play a few comps, so found some fpp's (their version of poker points) which I used to enter a 1 in 6 sat to a $11 comp. I got through that, and unregistered to take the $$$$$ to play a $1 mtt and $4 mtt, and cashed for a total of $450 :)

    Spinnnnnnnnn! I'm so tight. haha.

    More today plz.

    Played abit on sky afterwards, obv used up all my run good for the day and couldn't get anything else going.

    Dropped about 35 quid.

    Dec Sky Stats.
    +£356.61
    897 Points.
  • profman15profman15 Member Posts: 1,808
    edited December 2012
    BOOM!!!!!!
    A 517 k pot....niiiiiiice!
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012

    Up n Down session on Monday, mainly playing HU sngs again all day accross both sites.

    Was struggling to get any motivation to play so just to try and get started I decided to x off all other browsers and stuff, turn the TV off, and play 10x $7 HU sngs in a row.

    Doesn't sound alot but It's maybe 40 minutes worth, which is tough for me!

    7 games & 7 losses later, I was starting to regret it! :(

    Changed playlists on spotify and the run good came tho :)

    Over to sky, played just 2x speed mtts and won 1.
    DOHHHHHHH950001£54
    shiftie80502£33.75
    craig27108103£20.25
    Vraictwo04£14.85
    Doctor05£12.15
    Annoying that the payout structure was wrong and they paid 5 instead of 3, prob cost me about £30.

    Ofc I wouldn't be complaining if I cam 4th, so swingz n roundabouts etc.

    Went on to Sky HU sngs, hypers, which are so much easier. I spose playing on *'s is good for my game, if not my bankroll. Splashies will prob disagree but the players over there are so much tougher.

    Wasn't 'getting much' @ 10's so moved up to £21s and won 9 out of 12. It makes a very pleasent change to move up (albeit to a level I've played loads before) and not run awful/get destroyed.

    Think today I'm just going to play HU on sky all day, with 2/3 turbo mtts here and elsewhere If I can find them, see if I can play 100 HU sngs in a day.

    Will obviously start on £3 and £5 games and move up as I drink more beer :)

    Hope I run rubbish @ 3s and great tonight @ 20s.

    Unless running rubbish @ 3s tilts me into playing terrible @ 20s.

    aghhhh. can't win.

    Dec Sky Stats.
    +£482.76
    1049 Points
  • splashiessplashies Member Posts: 3,680
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Up n Down session on Monday, mainly playing HU sngs again all day accross both sites. Was struggling to get any motivation to play so just to try and get started I decided to x off all other browsers and stuff, turn the TV off, and play 10x $7 HU sngs in a row. Doesn't sound alot but It's maybe 40 minutes worth, which is tough for me! 7 games & 7 losses later, I was starting to regret it! :( Changed playlists on spotify and the run good came tho :) Over to sky, played just 2x speed mtts and won 1. DOHHHHHHH 95000 1 £54 shiftie805 0 2 £33.75 craig271081 0 3 £20.25 Vraictwo 0 4 £14.85 Doctor 0 5 £12.15 Annoying that the payout structure was wrong and they paid 5 instead of 3, prob cost me about £30. Ofc I wouldn't be complaining if I cam 4th, so swingz n roundabouts etc. Went on to Sky HU sngs, hypers, which are so much easier. I spose playing on *'s is good for my game, if not my bankroll. Splashies will prob disagree but the players over there are so much tougher. Wasn't 'getting much' @ 10's so moved up to £21s and won 9 out of 12. It makes a very pleasent change to move up (albeit to a level I've played loads before) and not run awful/get destroyed. Think today I'm just going to play HU on sky all day, with 2/3 turbo mtts here and elsewhere If I can find them, see if I can play 100 HU sngs in a day. Will obviously start on £3 and £5 games and move up as I drink more beer :) Hope I run rubbish @ 3s and great tonight @ 20s. Unless running rubbish @ 3s tilts me into playing terrible @ 20s. aghhhh. can't win. Dec Sky Stats. +£482.76 1049 Points
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    In my experience there a lot more maniacs on there than on sky. Obv in general Sky standard is worse, but @ double the rake on Sky, it's def more profitable to play on *'s

    Just checked ur progress today as i type.... uh ohhhh 7/7...get on the 21s and win it bk.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : In my experience there a lot more maniacs on there than on sky. Obv in general Sky standard is worse, but @ double the rake on Sky, it's def more profitable to play on *'s Just checked ur progress today as i type.... uh ohhhh 7/7...get on the 21s and win it bk.
    Posted by splashies
    Day. Jaaaaaaaaaa. Vu!

    D Day tomorrow! How much r u guna owe me again?

    HHs for later 

    599635583


    599622859

    599635583
  • GlenelgGlenelg Member Posts: 6,598
    edited December 2012
    Changed Spotify?  I do hope ya been taking notes???

    "Alfalfa, will you swing me before we have lunch?

    Sure, Darla.

    -Say, Romeo? What about your promise to the he-man-woman-haters-club? ;-(

    - I’m sorry Spanky, Ive got to live my own life…………………" 

     

    P.s. Enjoying da read! 

  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Changed Spotify?  I do hope ya been taking notes??? "Alfalfa, will you swing me before we have lunch? Sure, Darla. -Say, Romeo? What about your promise to the he-man-woman-haters-club? ;-( - I’m sorry Spanky, Ive got to live my own life…………………"    P.s. Enjoying da read! 
    Posted by Glenelg
    Whoooooooooooooooooshhhhhh PAD!

    Absolutely no idea what any of that is about. It's not Star Wars/Trek is it? Or Lord of the Rings or something weird/rubbish???

    Did manage to turn it around last night, spose a graph is the best way to illustrate the HU sngs Swingz!

    http://imageshack.us/f/842/19thdecresults.jpg/

    Had some tough opponents in Percival and Boonicon. gtfo back to cash! ;)

    I also ran insanely good against Kidwiz.

    He bokked himself when the game started, by saying "don't 2 outer me again"

    Ofc I went on to 2 outer him.

    ....Twice.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    DOHHHHHHH Small blind  10.00 10.00 430.00
    kidwiz10 Big blind  20.00 30.00 540.00
     Your hole cards
    • 7
    • K
       
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  30.00 60.00 400.00
    kidwiz10 Call  20.00 80.00 520.00
    Flop
      
    • 5
    • 9
    • 7
       
    kidwiz10 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  40.00 120.00 360.00
    kidwiz10 All-in  520.00 640.00 0.00
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  360.00 1000.00 0.00
    kidwiz10 Unmatched bet  120.00 880.00 120.00
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • 7
    • K
       
    kidwiz10 Show
    • 9
    • 8
       
    Turn
      
    • 5
       
    River
      
    • 7
       
    DOHHHHHHH Win Full House, 7s and 5s 880.00  880.00
    Hopefully wont keep losing my first 7 games every session.

    All against the same guy this time too.

    lol :)
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    DOHHHHHHH Small blind  25.00 25.00 415.00
    tomkins10 Big blind  50.00 75.00 510.00
     Your hole cards
    • 6
    • 10
       
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  415.00 490.00 0.00
    tomkins10 All-in  510.00 1000.00 0.00
    tomkins10 Unmatched bet  120.00 880.00 120.00
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • 6
    • 10
       
    tomkins10 Show
    • 4
    • 8
       
    Flop
      
    • Q
    • A
    • 2
       
    Turn
      
    • Q
       
    River
      
    • J
       
    DOHHHHHHH Win Flush to the Ace 880.00  880.00
    Sigh :(
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    tomkins10 Small blind  15.00 15.00 510.00
    DOHHHHHHH Big blind  30.00 45.00 445.00
     Your hole cards
    • J
    • K
       
    tomkins10 Call  15.00 60.00 495.00
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  60.00 120.00 385.00
    tomkins10 Call  60.00 180.00 435.00
    Flop
      
    • 2
    • 2
    • 5
       
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  67.00 247.00 318.00
    tomkins10 Call  67.00 314.00 368.00
    Turn
      
    • 5
       
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  101.00 415.00 217.00
    tomkins10 All-in  368.00 783.00 0.00
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  217.00 1000.00 0.00
    tomkins10 Unmatched bet  50.00 950.00 50.00
    tomkins10 Show
    • 8
    • 9
       
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • J
    • K
       
    River
      
    • 9
       
    tomkins10 Win Two Pairs, 9s and 5s 950.00  1000.00
    Sky monthly totals.
    Profit = £546.90
    Points = 1354
  • profman15profman15 Member Posts: 1,808
    edited December 2012
    NEW SKY COMPETITION....

    Guess which will come first....the 6ooooooo hand or Dohhhhhhh's 1000 th post. Good luck!!!!
    Nice one D
  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,491
    edited December 2012
    Just started reading this diary.

    Love it.
  • GlenelgGlenelg Member Posts: 6,598
    edited December 2012
    "Absolutely no idea what any of that is about. It's not Star Wars/Trek is it? Or Lord of the Rings or something weird/rubbish???"

    NO!  It's Tough Guys by Reo Speedwagon. 
  • splashiessplashies Member Posts: 3,680
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Day. Jaaaaaaaaaa. Vu! D Day tomorrow! How much r u guna owe me again? HHs for later  599635583 599622859 599635583
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    You owe me $3 :)))

    As if it was dirty derek though...soaps are so tilting and unrealistic.

    Cant believe I had to wait 6 months to win the bet. Keep the money until I ask for it, won't be playing on *'s in near future.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2012

    WP Splashman ^ They let me down, felt there wud be a twist for sure. Maybe the twist was they went with the obvious guy 1 time :(

    ---------------

    Thanx Prof and Pad for your continued support, and welcome to the diary Jac! :)

    It's always nice to see new people posting on here, hope u continue to enjoy it!

    Been trying to think of ways to mix it up abit for the last few months, so thought I'd put a mid session update in.

    Pretty drunk. obv (or I wudnt be playing)

    Here's where we are at currently on the HU hypers.

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/109/chart2dk.jpg/

    Swings right!

    Win 3

    Lose 2

    Win 2

    Lose 3

    Thats 9 beers and a double!

    Problem is I'm running insanely good, just to keep around even. I'm not neccesserily playing 'too bad', not playing great either, but the deck is crushing me pre flop and saving me post flop.


    See if we can improve, couple of hours left before I pass out!

    Up to 20s!!!!!!!!

    wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
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