Good morning. It was pointed out on the forum recently that there is a player using the alias potamophobia, the fear of rivers, which I found rather amusing, so here are some other phobias poker players may experience:
Agyrophobia - fear of streets
anablephobia - fear of looking up
Atephobia - Fear of ruin
Ballistophobia - Fear of bullets
Chirophobia - Fear of hands
Ichthyophobia - Fear of fish
Kleptophobia - Fear of stealing
Plutophobia - Fear of wealth
Rhabdophobia - Fear of being severely punished
Sinistrophobia - Fear of things to the left
I have a bit of Ichthyophobia myself. But enough of that nonsense. Excellent results last night.
The MML gang showed us how it's done in the £100 Rebuy, occupying half of the final table seats. No surprise that @stokefc took that one down. @Boxster got himself on the board for his first full week of the league with a 2nd in the Nightly Micro. And final tables for @engy, @pomfrittes, my nemesis @MAXALLY, and @Gp1991. Well done to all.
That's going to see @lewjax79 jump into first with a modest lead over @Drudkh, who appears to have taken the night off. @stokefc into third, and @Boxster in fourth. Poor old @MynaFrett gets squeezed out of the top four after finishing Monday on second. Early doors though, so plenty of time for upsets.
Spare a thought today for @mumsie who put in a impressive performance in the £110 Summit Bounty Hunter satelites but went out second in the event itself in an ugly spot. Back to the micros for you, @mumsie.
As Im not on the table have I been excluded on medical grounds.
Statistaphobia - fear of being in league tables etc
60 points for @Drudkh in the league warmup tournament. Not sure what happened to eveyone else. Big well done to @lewjax79 for winning the Mini Predator and walking away with almost 400 quid. It seems cruel that winning the Mini is only worth 100 points but I've double-checked with my staff and it is definitely only worth 100 points. And well done to forum favourite @mumsie who had a cracking night, locking up 175 points with almost three final tables.
That's going to see @stokefc drop to 4th to make room for @mumsie, in at 2nd place. Is this finally @mumsie's week? I hope so.
Does @Allan23 still play MML events? He used to be quite good as I recall.
I think I've cashed about 3 events since @waller02 said this over a month ago - "Shall we just give @Allan23 the Main Event seat every week to save on admin??". A truly corrupt organisation.
Does @Allan23 still play MML events? He used to be quite good as I recall.
I think I've cashed about 3 events since @waller02 said this over a month ago - "Shall we just give @Allan23 the Main Event seat every week to save on admin??". A truly corrupt organisation.
Its a bit late to get involved this week @Allan23 .
Take the rest of the week off and come back fresh next Monday.
Does @Allan23 still play MML events? He used to be quite good as I recall.
I think I've cashed about 3 events since @waller02 said this over a month ago - "Shall we just give @Allan23 the Main Event seat every week to save on admin??". A truly corrupt organisation.
Its a bit late to get involved this week @Allan23 .
Take the rest of the week off and come back fresh next Monday.
Absolutely flattered by your interest in my buy ins and wellbeing - thanks guys!
I think I've cashed about 3 events since @waller02 said this over a month ago - "Shall we just give @Allan23 the Main Event seat every week to save on admin??". A truly corrupt organisation.
The Micro Masters League™ wishes to remind all participants that we are committed to running a league that appears to be fair and balanced. We take accusations of corruption very seriously and will make every possible effort to avoid directly responding to them. Any appearance of corruption in the league should be ignored and immediately forgotten.
Good morning. Listen. I know what you're thinking: @NOSTRI final tabled the main event last night, how can we trust him to remain committed to the MML and respectful of its mission? I don't want you peasants to worry about that. Just because I'm literally Phil Ivey now it doesn't mean I will be any less focused on the league. I'm still going to need a steady supply of £5 notes to use as toilet paper. Think of me as one of those incredibly rich people who spends a lot of time on philanthropic work.
Pretty good session for team MML last night with two wins and another two final tables. You might say that we are running hot in this heatwave. Someone who makes shockingly bad jokes might say that but I wouldn't.
Lovely to see @MynaFrett take second in the warmup. More of that, please. @lewjax79 remains on form with a win in the Nightly Micro. We've usually done pretty well in that tournament but haven't had many results from it lately. @tomgoodun gives us our second win of the night. Well done, sir.
Only the smallest of shakeups on the league today, with @stokefc dropping out of the money to make room for @Boxster in 4th after his second place in the £100 Deep Stack, denying @MynaFrett by a massive three points. @lewjax79 increased his lead by another 100 points and is looking pretty safe at the top for now. @mumsie is in good shape too even after a night off, but based on previous weeks he's going to need a few more points to hold on to second. Don't mess this up, @mumsie.
The £5.50 Mega Stack joins the fray this weekend, giving us another chance to score points. Its guarantee has dropped from £1,000 to £750 but it's still on the schedule.
Another so so report. Just a quick point of clarification .....Can @Boxster actually receive any prize he may fluke win, while he is in quarantine ?
Dear Mintcake Kendal @Tikay10 . Please can the current most worthwhile MML champion have his free entry into Saturday's (27th) Main Event. Thanking you in much anticipation.
Another so so report. Just a quick point of clarification .....Can @Boxster actually receive any prize he may fluke win, while he is in quarantine ?
Dear Mintcake Kendal @Tikay10 . Please can the current most worthwhile MML champion have his free entry into Saturday's (27th) Main Event. Thanking you in much anticipation.
Please can the current most worthwhile MML champion have his free entry into Saturday's (27th) Main Event. Thanking you in much anticipation.
Very kind of you to donate your ticket to me.
With all your Main winnings last night, I heard you were buying all MML players into the Main anyway. Very good of you that. Always remember your roots.
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Statistaphobia - fear of being in league tables etc
We had some very nice results last night, including a win in the Mini Predator.
£100 Rebuy
4. Drudkh (60 points)
£500 Bounty Hunter
2. mumsie (80 points)
8. Brrrrrrr (30 points)
£1,500 Bounty Hunter
29. Drudkh (1 points)
£100 Nightly Micro
15. Boxster (1 points)
19. TVSpice (1 points)
£300 Deep Stack
7. mumsie (35 points)
13. NOSTRI (5 points)
17. Swog (1 points)
£100 Deep Stack
3. DARK4NIGHT (70 points)
£750 Bounty Hunter
17. MynaFrett (1 points)
£2,500 Mini Predator
1. lewjax79 (100 points)
£300 Deep Stack
4. mumsie (60 points)
60 points for @Drudkh in the league warmup tournament. Not sure what happened to eveyone else. Big well done to @lewjax79 for winning the Mini Predator and walking away with almost 400 quid. It seems cruel that winning the Mini is only worth 100 points but I've double-checked with my staff and it is definitely only worth 100 points. And well done to forum favourite @mumsie who had a cracking night, locking up 175 points with almost three final tables.
That's going to see @stokefc drop to 4th to make room for @mumsie, in at 2nd place. Is this finally @mumsie's week? I hope so.
Great stuff by lewjax & mumsie, well done guys.
A quick question for @NOSTRI or @waller02
Does @Allan23 still play MML events? He used to be quite good as I recall.
Take the rest of the week off and come back fresh next Monday.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
— The Micro Masters League™ legal team
Pretty good session for team MML last night with two wins and another two final tables. You might say that we are running hot in this heatwave. Someone who makes shockingly bad jokes might say that but I wouldn't.
£100 Rebuy
2. MynaFrett (80 points)
£500 Bounty Hunter
12. Brrrrrrr (10 points)
£200 Bounty Hunter
7. stokefc (35 points)
£1,500 Bounty Hunter
16. jcrazar1 (1 points)
21. coo1-um (1 points)
£100 Nightly Micro
1. lewjax79 (100 points)
16. TVSpice (1 points)
24. Toffeeandy (1 points)
£300 Deep Stack
11. Toffeeandy (15 points)
17. MAXALLY (1 points)
£100 Deep Stack
2. Boxster (80 points)
12. TVSpice (10 points)
£750 Bounty Hunter
1. tomgoodun (100 points)
26. MynaFrett (1 points)
32. YouMad (1 points)
£2,500 Mini Hitman
22. Brrrrrrr (1 points)
23. tomgoodun (1 points)
35. wynne1938 (1 points)
40. MynaFrett (1 points)
46. Boxster (1 points)
£300 Deep Stack
12. Toffeeandy (10 points)
Lovely to see @MynaFrett take second in the warmup. More of that, please. @lewjax79 remains on form with a win in the Nightly Micro. We've usually done pretty well in that tournament but haven't had many results from it lately. @tomgoodun gives us our second win of the night. Well done, sir.
Only the smallest of shakeups on the league today, with @stokefc dropping out of the money to make room for @Boxster in 4th after his second place in the £100 Deep Stack, denying @MynaFrett by a massive three points. @lewjax79 increased his lead by another 100 points and is looking pretty safe at the top for now. @mumsie is in good shape too even after a night off, but based on previous weeks he's going to need a few more points to hold on to second. Don't mess this up, @mumsie.
The £5.50 Mega Stack joins the fray this weekend, giving us another chance to score points. Its guarantee has dropped from £1,000 to £750 but it's still on the schedule.
flukewin, while he is in quarantine ?Dear Mintcake Kendal @Tikay10 .
Please can the current most worthwhile MML champion have his free entry into Saturday's (27th) Main Event. Thanking you in much anticipation.
@MAXALLY
Yes, I'll try to get that sorted.
Who is "the current most worthwhile MML champion" as a matter of interest?
enjoying flukingwinning.Thanks for the heads up, you in the main, will definitely enter now