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    cenachavcenachav Member Posts: 2,681
    Must be edited. I folded!
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    mad-prof..how ? you keep a straight face ? !

    ' learn,how,to play POKER ? really

    I cant, stop laughing...here you go, I would call it, FARCICAL
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    ShaneReyAASmall blind25.0025.00845.00
    HotFlush99Big blind50.0075.00900.00
    Your hole cards
    • 10
    • J
    misterpjCall50.00125.001090.00
    Jimbo98Fold
    feb22212Call50.00175.001090.00
    donman689Call50.00225.00610.00
    ShaneReyAAFold
    HotFlush99Check
    Flop
    • 10
    • 5
    • J
    HotFlush99Bet50.00275.00850.00
    misterpjCall50.00325.001040.00
    feb22212Call50.00375.001040.00
    donman689All-in610.00985.000.00
    HotFlush99Fold
    misterpjCall560.001545.00480.00
    feb22212Fold
    misterpjShow
    • 10
    • J
    donman689Show
    • 5
    • 8
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • 5
    donman689WinFull House, 5s and 8s1545.001545.00
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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    1. 55 has slightly more equity as a check than a jam vs SB's limp
    2. QTo is a standard call when you jam 5.8bb
    3. 55 is flipping vs QTo

    Nothing to see here. Something is seriously wrong when you have been playing poker as long as you have and you're still crying about losing coin flips.
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,299
    Hey Paul...at no point have I ever said to you ..learn how to play poker?

    Others may have but you did seem to come back recently when posting stuff with a different approach.....

    Then posting these hands, you have reverted to type!

    For this example, post flop you have top 2 pair and you just call a min raise; you've encouraged the shove with such limited betting

    OK, you were eventually unlucky with that river: yes unlucky as Nostri says, its a flip!

    I'm trying deperately to use lees commas than you with this reply.

    My last ever entry on these posts...people provide you with a different perspective to consider? Think about, that's all!

    What's the point?
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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    edited March 2020
    Keep limping, that will help.

    Congratulations on finding a genuine bad beat to post but you did it to yourself, as usual.
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    waller02waller02 Member Posts: 9,015
    edited March 2020
    You need to listen to Nostri. Every one of your beats are even as standard as they come or totally avoidable.

    Rofl,twice,on,sundays
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    keep larfin
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    bernie1968Small blind75.0075.003070.00
    FOLDFOOL14Big blind150.00225.007445.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • 6
    misterpjCall150.00375.008050.00
    mickdawFold
    BalkunFold
    Missy69Fold
    bernie1968Call75.00450.002995.00
    FOLDFOOL14Check
    Flop
    • K
    • 8
    • K
    bernie1968Check
    FOLDFOOL14Check
    misterpjCheck
    Turn
    • 2
    bernie1968Check
    FOLDFOOL14Check
    misterpjCheck
    River
    • 8
    bernie1968Check
    FOLDFOOL14Bet337.50787.507107.50
    misterpjRaise1462.502250.006587.50
    bernie1968Fold
    FOLDFOOL14All-in7107.509357.500.00
    misterpjAll-in6587.5015945.000.00
    misterpjUnmatched bet605.0015340.00605.00
    FOLDFOOL14Show
    • K
    • 3
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • 6
    FOLDFOOL14WinFull House, Kings and 8s15340.0015340.00
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    Allan23Allan23 Member Posts: 864
    That river raise :#:#:#:#:#
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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    edited March 2020
    What did you think he was raising you all-in with? Were you even thinking?

    Great limp, as usual.
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    MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    edited March 2020
    Super unlucky in that hand @misterpj . Can't see anything different you could of done. Cant believe the opponent trolled you with his alias!
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204


    Bog.standard.stuff.3 hours plus deep.200 start baker's dozen left.

    Oh.the Big Stack...magics.Da.Riva...course.moulah Benji.

    Snap fold pocket AK..in that situation.

    Chastise.oneself.for awful poker decisions..

    Where's? Mumsie..I need new coach.xxxxx
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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,367
    You rang?
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    stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,636
    get a grip man
    do you think this only happens to you
    you lost a hand when ahead
    yet you come on here with your gibberish wondering why
    its poker it happens get over it
    you attention seeking eegit
    nobody gives a fu(k
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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    lol
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    First few hands..over three hours deep.

    7 left.going for FT.

    Enjoy


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    And.

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204



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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204






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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    It might be more profitable for you to play Zynga poker. Just a thought.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    It.might..be better.if you dared.play me.

    That m.t.t...here is a Big Shock.a. for you..Brock59..a huge pal..?
    Ask yourself..

    Before you BITE..like a stickleback.

    He.and.his.Mrs.are in Nottingham..and his kids..

    Brock's wife..(Mrs..). Extra special...and.Brocks kids.
    PS...Nosti.DUMB.****...guess..what.
    ?

    He.I.randommly.played.that.mtt..G.wan.....suggest a pathetic conspiracy...

    I asked his permission..to post those hands...coz.u. fkn.idiot.


    It was over 3 hours.7 left.inc.me.him.

    Oh.How.I.wish.a jumped.up.Ghumbass...likeU.was made.to see.the play

    Live...feel free.carry on stalking me.


    ,,๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
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