Silence,not,deafening,..listen closely,..you,can almost, "hear" s.k.y.p.e...well, you say this, and I will say that...We,are all ( most of us) not,entirely,naieve
P.s.Matt..you might be, the 300k man.Estuprndo,
Seen, you,yourself, The.Great.One.fire,exactly as I did, pocket 4 4 , v a big stacked stealing machine...post flop, he fired with air... A 6 off, I snapped that, ahead..insta.A.spikes turn,ifvyou insist,relentlessly. Having a POP,..at,least ( try) do it, with a bit of class.
I.e..." Every hand badly"...really....?.really...you know, that's.incorrect.
Prior..put up.i think it was..20 mega hands, played Optimum.to be told.
99.9 percent,..of all skypoker players,every single day,have a fantastic ' crac' supreme bantering,which is the way it should be,
Great fun, respect hard earned,there are( shame) 0.1 percent,..whom it is transparently Apparent,have had, equally,the funny bone surgically removed,and ( both in life,and Poker) if Brains were Dynamite...never be enough there..to so much,as ' lift a cap'..
If I could choose, only five, stand up comedians,past and present,to relentlessly,make me chuckle,all day long' twice,of a Dundee's
Jackie Mason, Dave Allen ,Jethro, Gina Yashere,Elle Taylor..plus one ,I despise and detest, and would pay, good money,to never hear an utterance from,ever again.
That awful individual, is a certain, Mr Frankie Boyle..
So, let's take a further look,at comments,from NOSTRI..and Matt Bates,and others.
Sorry Matt, love in over!..your ' out' MUMSIE...is in.
Hey Charles, I mean that,with the deepest sincerity..( no, not checked sharks cope,yet) but,if you ran deep ?...last night..and..I am going to be,one player,genuine wanting, to see your graph,take off...and that rating rise.
Now, to my detractors,especially Matt,Nostri,...and others.
I am,especially surprised,dissappointed,with Matt...you should know ( especially you) while NOSTRI..is all wrapped up...in, theory..ABC1..and personal nonsense,..no mention,of,key hands,heads up, within MTTs.....where you are playing ( effectively ,the player,your opponent) ...in that ' immediate moment..with 30 seconds decision time'β¦..
So,here is analysis,..look forward to,NOSTRIS. And yours Matt.On the hand (s) I couldn't play,any Worse...
It's fascinating that you think I would waste anymore time trying to help you play better when all you have done for months on end is insult me and make nonsensical accusations about me. I'm only here for the lols.
The ratio , of that, against me. Opposed to for , is borderline,Poker ridiculous,
Now, you, and others, will not, budge that,I certainly, have zero reason, to LIE, exaggerate,
Do not forget ,.. as has been, observed, by some,of even,your very own,pals, ( in the past,) who know, I adore..borderline " live for Poker" coz..actually,I do.
Fortunate, yes, that,..my personal " life situation, allows me too, " save for,my ( stunning,special, " little one) ..16 three quarters..loves.Poker.
Is scared..senseless,by current,world events,.unfortunately, even though,she wants to,' be with her Dad, ' she ( stuck! With her Mum) !....
Sure you get that,..it's Tough..
Anyway.sven.. My Haters, run brilliant, lurvin.e Ta Poker....Live ( try too,enjoy,Every.Precious.Day.)
.Mental note..p.j.....get, it,in,BAD...more ( much more π) often.
PHENOMS..Matthew,and Nostri, both,declined,kind invitations,..to,Poker Educate, " us" vast majority,of , StickleBack players,...on,How Too Play,..trip QQQ K kicker,..for 21 K chips....
Silence.Speaks.Volumes...
While, pondering, that..yesterday, as ever. ..I was ' back ' on the Poker Pummel Horse,..pondering, that exact , BadBeat..played, well...could not play it, any ...Worse...really fellas;π
Let's, leave that ..in the Dim n Distant.
Defacto, ..I boldly,marched..yesterday ,p.m....into ' may bag' Moaning My Bag...( I do ,miss,Zen..) a quid ! T.iguay..
And,..well. ?...
The game,I play, excel in, is; Six Handed No Limit Hold Em Poker...da.t.my.ba.g..xxx
Hence..when, six handed,a " deal " came down, ..wait for it,..wait for it...Nost(I) ..M.B...moulah- Benji " aparrell"
To clarify...in my ,oh, so irrelevant,opinion, Matt Bates..is a Phenomenal player..300,000..time served reasons, ..from the Skypoker t.v days..for new players,sharkscope. ( Google) poker players biblical bible,for reference,..you can, check, players, for free.or, for a minimal amount, ..and or, pay a tiny subscription...huge value,...yes, You Lot..I know, you all,know,lots of "new" " returning " players Don't.
Feel free, check my own player name,or yours,or anyone's...
I,digress,..probably..never,a bigger ' 'fan' ..of, than,SkypokerT.V. back in the day..
Anyway..Poker Odds..( six handed)..? Of three separate players,dealt,..shock Horror..
Three Separate Pocket Pairs...?...I know, the " pure." math, odds,but, will let,the Great and Good, confirm...π
PHENOMS..Matthew,and Nostri, both,declined,kind invitations,..to,Poker Educate, " us" vast majority,of , StickleBack players,...on,How Too Play,..trip QQQ K kicker,..for 21 K chips....
Silence.Speaks.Volumes...
While, pondering, that..yesterday, as ever. ..I was ' back ' on the Poker Pummel Horse,..pondering, that exact , BadBeat..played, well...could not play it, any ...Worse...really fellas;π
Let's, leave that ..in the Dim n Distant.
Defacto, ..I boldly,marched..yesterday ,p.m....into ' may bag' Moaning My Bag...( I do ,miss,Zen..) a quid ! T.iguay..
And,..well. ?...
The game,I play, excel in, is; Six Handed No Limit Hold Em Poker...da.t.my.ba.g..xxx
Hence..when, six handed,a " deal " came down, ..wait for it,..wait for it...Nost(I) ..M.B...moulah- Benji " aparrell"
To clarify...in my ,oh, so irrelevant,opinion, Matt Bates..is a Phenomenal player..300,000..time served reasons, ..from the Skypoker t.v days..for new players,sharkscope. ( Google) poker players biblical bible,for reference,..you can, check, players, for free.or, for a minimal amount, ..and or, pay a tiny subscription...huge value,...yes, You Lot..I know, you all,know,lots of "new" " returning " players Don't.
Feel free, check my own player name,or yours,or anyone's...
I,digress,..probably..never,a bigger ' 'fan' ..of, than,SkypokerT.V. back in the day..
Anyway..Poker Odds..( six handed)..? Of three separate players,dealt,..shock Horror..
Three Separate Pocket Pairs...?...I know, the " pure." math, odds,but, will let,the Great and Good, confirm...π
It's fascinating that you think I would waste anymore time trying to help you play better when all you have done for months on end is insult me and make nonsensical accusations about me. I'm only here for the lols.
It's fascinating that you think I would waste anymore time trying to help you play better when all you have done for months on end is insult me and make nonsensical accusations about me. I'm only here for the lols.
Not going round his gaff for dinner then?
Dinner gets mentioned and suddenly you show interest!
It's fascinating that you think I would waste anymore time trying to help you play better when all you have done for months on end is insult me and make nonsensical accusations about me. I'm only here for the lols.
Not going round his gaff for dinner then?
Dinner gets mentioned and suddenly you show interest!
Was wondering if there was a seat open at the table.
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P.s.Matt..you might be, the 300k man.Estuprndo,
Seen, you,yourself, The.Great.One.fire,exactly as I did, pocket 4 4 , v a big stacked stealing machine...post flop, he fired with air... A 6 off, I snapped that, ahead..insta.A.spikes turn,ifvyou insist,relentlessly. Having a POP,..at,least ( try) do it, with a bit of class.
I.e..." Every hand badly"...really....?.really...you know, that's.incorrect.
Prior..put up.i think it was..20 mega hands, played Optimum.to be told.
Just.Variance.Downswing.Run.Bad.
Lurvin.e U.pj.xxx
Do you have a youtube channel? I would like to subscribe.
Great fun, respect hard earned,there are( shame) 0.1 percent,..whom it is transparently Apparent,have had, equally,the funny bone surgically removed,and ( both in life,and Poker) if Brains were Dynamite...never be enough there..to so much,as ' lift a cap'..
If I could choose, only five, stand up comedians,past and present,to relentlessly,make me chuckle,all day long' twice,of a Dundee's
Jackie Mason, Dave Allen ,Jethro, Gina Yashere,Elle Taylor..plus one ,I despise and detest, and would pay, good money,to never hear an utterance from,ever again.
That awful individual, is a certain, Mr Frankie Boyle..
So, let's take a further look,at comments,from NOSTRI..and Matt Bates,and others.
Sorry Matt, love in over!..your ' out' MUMSIE...is in.
Hey Charles, I mean that,with the deepest sincerity..( no, not checked sharks cope,yet) but,if you ran deep ?...last night..and..I am going to be,one player,genuine wanting, to see your graph,take off...and that rating rise.
Now, to my detractors,especially Matt,Nostri,...and others.
I am,especially surprised,dissappointed,with Matt...you should know ( especially you) while NOSTRI..is all wrapped up...in, theory..ABC1..and personal nonsense,..no mention,of,key hands,heads up, within MTTs.....where you are playing ( effectively ,the player,your opponent) ...in that ' immediate moment..with 30 seconds decision time'β¦..
So,here is analysis,..look forward to,NOSTRIS. And yours Matt.On the hand (s) I couldn't play,any Worse...
MisterPJ pocket K spades Q diamonds
.X. pocket Q clubs 4 clubs
Hand maths pre...MisterPJ 70 percent v 28 percent
Flop...( 600 chips to see) Q hearts Q spades 9 spades....
All in, all in, 21k. On the flop pre turn.
Improves me,72 percent v 10 percent....! ..splitting 17 percent.
The Ace, on the turn, improves me,to 80 percent...into 6 percent.
So, in the words ,of a certain lovely ,Mrs Delilah Smith....
Let's.Be.Av.in You..........
You, coach me then, I admit , I am clueless,..An epiphany, this very morning...
One ( 1) M..T.T...two hours deep.hand happened to be,for top THREE;
...I sighed, confessed to myself,,
Dear Matthew and NOSTRI, are correct, I play, every hand, abysmally,...takes a big man ,to admit ,that.
Defacto, Analysis.this...ππ
π€π₯πππ₯ππππππππ
The ratio , of that, against me. Opposed to for , is borderline,Poker ridiculous,
Now, you, and others, will not, budge that,I certainly, have zero reason, to LIE, exaggerate,
Do not forget ,.. as has been, observed, by some,of even,your very own,pals, ( in the past,) who know, I adore..borderline " live for Poker" coz..actually,I do.
Fortunate, yes, that,..my personal " life situation, allows me too, " save for,my ( stunning,special, " little one) ..16 three quarters..loves.Poker.
Is scared..senseless,by current,world events,.unfortunately, even though,she wants to,' be with her Dad, ' she ( stuck! With her Mum) !....
Sure you get that,..it's Tough..
Anyway.sven.. My Haters, run brilliant, lurvin.e Ta Poker....Live ( try too,enjoy,Every.Precious.Day.)
.Mental note..p.j.....get, it,in,BAD...more ( much more π) often.
Love.All.xxxx
Final 't.i n.g. '..
Just.in.case.You have me down,as' river.central'
That,reference,...ain't C.antona..it's, that ...vile human.Boyle.
Love to you, and yours.
Paul.jordan.
PHENOMS..Matthew,and Nostri, both,declined,kind invitations,..to,Poker Educate, " us" vast majority,of , StickleBack players,...on,How Too Play,..trip QQQ K kicker,..for 21 K chips....
Silence.Speaks.Volumes...
While, pondering, that..yesterday, as ever. ..I was ' back ' on the Poker Pummel Horse,..pondering, that exact , BadBeat..played, well...could not play it, any ...Worse...really fellas;π
Let's, leave that ..in the Dim n Distant.
Defacto, ..I boldly,marched..yesterday ,p.m....into ' may bag' Moaning My Bag...( I do ,miss,Zen..) a quid ! T.iguay..
And,..well. ?...
The game,I play, excel in, is; Six Handed No Limit Hold Em Poker...da.t.my.ba.g..xxx
Hence..when, six handed,a " deal " came down, ..wait for it,..wait for it...Nost(I) ..M.B...moulah- Benji " aparrell"
To clarify...in my ,oh, so irrelevant,opinion, Matt Bates..is a Phenomenal player..300,000..time served reasons, ..from the Skypoker t.v days..for new players,sharkscope. ( Google) poker players biblical bible,for reference,..you can, check, players, for free.or, for a minimal amount, ..and or, pay a tiny subscription...huge value,...yes, You Lot..I know, you all,know,lots of "new" " returning " players Don't.
Feel free, check my own player name,or yours,or anyone's...
I,digress,..probably..never,a bigger ' 'fan' ..of, than,SkypokerT.V. back in the day..
Anyway..Poker Odds..( six handed)..? Of three separate players,dealt,..shock Horror..
Three Separate Pocket Pairs...?...I know, the " pure." math, odds,but, will let,the Great and Good, confirm...π
Pretty.Amazing?...three,Three Separate,players,dealt.three separate,Pocket Pairs..
...I , never,seen,in,my ,life...π
Nostri.I will, save you, Erm.? I will just. " save You" ...coz. I see, smoke,babi..coming.off.dat keyboard...π
Further, " price up..THIS.."
Three pocket pairs,....one snap fold,two call for action.What?..guess, the flop?...
Yes.THE.FLOP....J.K.K....and...a Jacks Full Boat.." in.ta." Q.UAD.KKKK..
Nost(:I) poker Genius..price,that,up..AB.ACUS...for hire ( mate, friendly rates)...
Course, I will post it,..I. All its glory.when, you, anyone...Prices It Up...
Lotta L.urve..onππ©ββ€οΈβπ©π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π©ββ€οΈβπ¨ππ©ββ€οΈβπβπ©π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π©ββ€οΈβπβπ¨
In.your .league..Please..π
NOSTRI..well.he ,No.speaky..πΊ
You, tell, US...how..to play..
QQQ K kicker..into. QQQ 4. ?...to extract.MAX.value..
Entire,forum.waiting...
π
And...just, for You.Babi..π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨
Its driving us crazy.
This is what it sounds like to my eyes.
Give me some indication you actually read replies.
Zero.mocking.
None.
For a Start.
Nostri..had,..the Olive.branch..held out, in Huge amounts..just before, new year's,Eve..
Genuine,and Heartfelt...
Two..(2). ..made?..genuine, is it friends ?... acquaintances...with " normal" people..players.
On here
And.No.never...any .collusion. ....utter.nonsence.
Personally,..forgive me, ..I would rather be Dead..than.ever.never.ever.
Be.remotley,..associated..with that .garbage..
Yes.a dinosaur.Yes.dyslecsic.Yes.mocked for that.and.Yes.opinionted..Yes.i don't know. How to spell check...
But..poker
If?..Matt and Nostri..( abused..?..really,..never met,knowingly?..
Nostri..in real life..
Abuse?...if so..I would be banned
In plain site...why.Nostri.Matt.
Not, tell us all ?..seeing as ..could not.play any worse..
That's..abuse..( and)...unanswered..
Put.all.aside..talk the Poker talk. Silence...speaks
volumes
From, the bottom,of...my Poker boots.and Heart.
If.Matt.and .Nostri.
Care, to.." expand"
On.
QQQ(K)
KK
44
In plain site..
Explain. To us all. you.know.I,know.
They,ducked it.In.Plain.Site.
Xxx
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You are making little sense, try scrolling back and reading what you are putting.
Its seriously making limited sense and its even less relevant than what I had for breakfast 6 years ago .