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IS SKY POKER THE BIGGEST JOKE SITE GOING

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  • gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    keep trying pj u may hold 1 day
  • waller02waller02 Member Posts: 9,083
    Or keep limping with T7o.....world class. Vul.
  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,461
    Hey Paul

    At least save us the pain of 3-4 screenshots for each failed hand

    When you get hand history up, press COPY and when you open up a message thread, after you have articulated your position, succinctly and with a high level of detailed analysis, press PASTE
  • NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    Yes. Like this.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    NOSTRISmall blind150.00150.009794.99
    hoewanBig blind300.00450.004375.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
    gamblegirlFold
    MatWilsonRaise600.001050.0014145.00
    redfox100Fold
    MRBURNS4Call600.001650.004870.00
    NOSTRIRaise2250.003900.007544.99
    hoewanAll-in4375.008275.000.00
    MatWilsonAll-in14145.0022420.000.00
    MRBURNS4All-in4870.0027290.000.00
    NOSTRIAll-in7544.9934834.990.00
    MatWilsonUnmatched bet4800.0130034.984800.01
    NOSTRIShow
    • Q
    • Q
    hoewanShow
    • K
    • J
    MatWilsonShow
    • 10
    • 10
    MRBURNS4Show
    • A
    • A
    Flop
    • 9
    • 9
    • 4
    Turn
    • 2
    River
    • Q
    NOSTRIWinFull House, Queens and 9s30034.9830034.98
  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,461
    NOSTRI said:

    Yes. Like this.

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    NOSTRISmall blind150.00150.009794.99
    hoewanBig blind300.00450.004375.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
    gamblegirlFold
    MatWilsonRaise600.001050.0014145.00
    redfox100Fold
    MRBURNS4Call600.001650.004870.00
    NOSTRIRaise2250.003900.007544.99
    hoewanAll-in4375.008275.000.00
    MatWilsonAll-in14145.0022420.000.00
    MRBURNS4All-in4870.0027290.000.00
    NOSTRIAll-in7544.9934834.990.00
    MatWilsonUnmatched bet4800.0130034.984800.01
    NOSTRIShow
    • Q
    • Q
    hoewanShow
    • K
    • J
    MatWilsonShow
    • 10
    • 10
    MRBURNS4Show
    • A
    • A
    Flop
    • 9
    • 9
    • 4
    Turn
    • 2
    River
    • Q
    NOSTRIWinFull House, Queens and 9s30034.9830034.98
    Sorry...you’ve got it all wrong nozzer....you need to post a hand that’s way way ahead( or behind) Andy gets **** ged by the river...even though you probably shouldn’t have shoved or called into first place...🤪
  • NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    madprof said:

    nozzer

    From here on out I would like to be referred to by all as nozzer.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Yours, truly, is going, to try, very very hard, (for the Guvnor sake, to keep it on point)

    And, to articulate, more concisely. ( after this)

    So,.. In team "snipers dream".. I have a mental note, of numbers one, to eleven, you see, me, and the guvnor, actually have two to things in common, God Blessed Ability with" prose, et al"

    I always, feel the Guvnors 'pain' when his, wordsmith, genius, is lost, on some. The Guvnors, love of Poker, lost on none.

    OohTawitTawoo, and Nostri (who has, informed us, his new Moniker, self selected, is) Rozzer! (apt choice, chief of thought Police) are Captain, and Vice Captain, of, TeamSnipersDream...

    BIG.HEADs...😂

    Thank-you, Madprof... "never posted a hand" , here, have I...!
    Think I know how to do that,….... But, you don't get, time stamps, do you.

    OhhTwoo, you crack me up.

    Best, of, poker luck, all.



  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,461
    misterpj said:

    Yours, truly, is going, to try, very very hard, (for the Guvnor sake, to keep it on point)

    And, to articulate, more concisely. ( after this)

    So,.. In team "snipers dream".. I have a mental note, of numbers one, to eleven, you see, me, and the guvnor, actually have two to things in common, God Blessed Ability with" prose, et al"

    I always, feel the Guvnors 'pain' when his, wordsmith, genius, is lost, on some. The Guvnors, love of Poker, lost on none.

    OohTawitTawoo, and Nostri (who has, informed us, his new Moniker, self selected, is) Rozzer! (apt choice, chief of thought Police) are Captain, and Vice Captain, of, TeamSnipersDream...

    BIG.HEADs...😂

    Thank-you, Madprof... "never posted a hand" , here, have I...!
    Think I know how to do that,….... But, you don't get, time stamps, do you.

    OhhTwoo, you crack me up.

    Best, of, poker luck, all.



    And if we are be up to date and correct, courtesy of @mumsie you can only refer to me as ‘purplepoo’ or as were friends...purps is fine ...
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    But😂 do " advise" oh, twoo. W. I. T, twoo, tings. Can. (skeletons, cuboards)

    .. The, classic, car, twoo. Wit. 2woo.Historic,.."for Poker History".. Is, Brahma.. 😂😂😂, bells and whistles, not, me, just, observed, laughed, classic car, twitching, called, twit. Woo.. Out!!.. His, very, self. 😂😂
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Mumsie.my.bromance.forever."Purps"..we,been,married,divorced,remarried,..your,free choice, ¿°°

    Ya?.. In, either, team dream team.. (p. j. s.).. Or..?.. Team, "snipers. dream.".?

    p. S.. S. T...dont,(do,not,)..even hint, that, you good self, and, bout, 5000 other forum members, are, on da floor.. Belly. Larfing.

    Arrest" him, officer Rozza"

    😅😇😁😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Just, flopped, the nut flush (pocket A. K.)..suited.

    EVEN,drawing,to a Royal,.. Turn, river, runner, runner.. Guess?.. To, a boat. Random. Funny😂😂😂
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    I wish, this was, "just" a Poker Bad Dream, and not, actually real.





  • MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.
    A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker. Whenever you should doubt your self-worth, remember the lotus flower. Even though it plunges to life from beneath the mud,
    it does not allow the dirt that surrounds it to affect its growth or beauty.
  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,713
    MattBates said:

    Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.
    A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker. Whenever you should doubt your self-worth, remember the lotus flower. Even though it plunges to life from beneath the mud,
    it does not allow the dirt that surrounds it to affect its growth or beauty.

    Oh that's deep" Batesy Baby" and I like it. Wonder what Nozzer and Purps make of it.

    Seriously I'm plagiarising that for my next analogy during preach time.

  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,564
    MattBates said:

    Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.
    A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker. Whenever you should doubt your self-worth, remember the lotus flower. Even though it plunges to life from beneath the mud,
    it does not allow the dirt that surrounds it to affect its growth or beauty.


    Blimey! Are you Confucius in disguise?


  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,564
    To quote in full. Nice poem.


  • NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    MattBates said:

    I searched for quotes about monkeys and found that.

    I find the implication of this quite offensive. Monkeys have demonstrated excellent ability to learn.
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,107
    So, Mattbates was the Zenbudist all along.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,143
    edited April 2020
    It all makes interesting reading everyone should get a "Quote"
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