whether, in team detractor? or team misterpj fan boys!
how? would you feel? seemingly, relentlessly losing, huge hands, spots, getting it in, so good, and the brutal suck outs, keep coming. I am, so well aware, of the very very rare occasions, I get it in bad, and suck out, dish out a beat, that is why, I do not, suffer from poker selective memory syndrome. Yesterday evening, was brutal, ie ran deep in one bounty hunter, a ' wonder 10 spikes the turn', go again, last night,the 20.45 £5.50 check the trip 444 hand, v just erm AA.
The best pros, on the planet, could not play, that hand, any better than I did, and two out hits.
If, you are like me, every new poker day, is exactly that, full of poker hope, and ambition.
How? maintain that, when first mtt, of the day is a £5.50 BOUNTY hunter, a three way all in, on the turn, guess who is, a Mile ahead, with Broadway, yes, yours truly, someone, please tell me, how these players, run so well, reverse the players, in the seats, in my Broadway hand, (below) I keep telling myself, my time, to run like my opponents, must be coming, been a long long wait.
'pj' just had, an "inspiration, from his secret Skypoker Factotum!"
same one, that got pj and Mrs, Elvis gig tickets.
the 'rub" is thus.
your, poker jenius, will not post here, until, a full week today.
Under, Guru advisement, we, are going, for a Micromasters, full ( Kopi Luwak) Beanz, effort, this next seven days, the, " moan it in, Hot Run, to beat, all hot runs"
the below, "achieved, while running, like a derailed, Ivor The Engine"
pj, now going turbo charged Road Runner..
Said it before, saying it again, The Professor, is one of an elite few, I respect, but, profoundly, one, of a select few reasons, you will witness, pj go 80 rated, 10,000 K plus. 👍❤️💪 watch, this space.
profmad. six weeks ago, from a flat start, ability 50,six weeks on, Inc, having been a Georgy Foreman grilled, at the tables, 66, that, be 16 positive clicks, done, 14 more positive clicks, to go.
Don't, worry, bout the 10 gees, be fair, you might as well, weigh in the £400 now? 💕
Not even looked, at a racing post, or the racing channels, at all.
One thing, Mr Veitch, did write truthfully about, ' in that comic book' Enemy Number One' nothing beats, arriving at Goodwood, in a chopper, Helicopter, don't know, if you still can? Battersea, rotors turning, up in air, straight down river Thames to Windsor, turn left, stunning stunning views, from above, down into West Sussex, pj billion genuine, had a 'gaff' Kingston Gorse, East Preston, that is up road from Goodwood.
I digress, apparently? VARIYAAN, is considered, in a different league, down their today.
Don't question the maths, have faith, in not only, Micromaster but Master pj Punter.
If a few, shillings spare, have, an each way lucky 15,these four, today, Goodwood
13.10 Desert Lord 9-2 14.10 De Bruyne Horse 3-1 14.45 VARIYAAN 4-5 15.15 Punter 9-2
eachway, lucky 15 (30 bets) those 4.so that's a 30 point lay out, and, 20 points win, VARIYAAN, told, an absolute Moral ( good thing)
Best of luck, speak, in a week, hope, the above, does, you Lot, and pj, a favour.
You see, really really good Poker players.. Well champ?
They, impossible.. To read,
Just, gave my old mucker, Henrriet Justine-Breener, that's a double barrelled surname, not middle name, a quick Whistle, On the Dog n Bone..
Eddie Stobarts, Fleet, available, we book, the lot, For Your likkle Ego
Differences, between the madprof and pj
pj, a ripped ABS. rockin.. near 55 y. o Won, and spent, more than Harry Findlay rocks, his Christian Loubiutins, thanks Mrs Pj drives a racing horse Two, stunning, daughters, Two, beautiful granddaughters, World class poker player Been there, seen it, done it, used, every one, of all nine lives, and more Seen the World, real life inspiration Mr Mark Semis Graves, world's best Arichitect What else,?.. don't give, a whatsit, self depricating, Generous, loyal, could, not give a cuss, bout €€$$££ give, gave, gazillions away...
Oh, my Mrs, not to shabby either,.. And, the professor..
Not, played, me Once..? *Cajhoonies.. 👏👏👏👍👍👍😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💪
Lived in Australia, western, go check out, the Packers stunning Casino, Perth, go up road, to Mandurah, my 'gaff' had a boat lift! Bottom of garden, rocked over too Karnack Island, regular,
Owned a horse, won an Ascot class one, and landed, a monumental gamble, betting coups, legion,
Lived, full resedencia, Canaries, Playa Bastian with sports, betting business, overlooking, Las Cucharas, beach, and that, just, a scratch, on surface.
Do, when your free, come play me, no limit, hold em, Poker 😘😘😘
available, is the poker equivalent, of TimeForm ( gee gees, Halifax, Jim McGrath, and all that)
Be, rude, not to look, myself up, did that first.
Entry reads, Highly Strung, Quirky, record, first time out, 122111212111 Improved,for a wind operation, May 2020,ability, not in any doubt, TimeForm squiggle, when put under pressure, pre windop.
Needs, all the aids, tongue tie, cheek pieces, blinkers, when on a going day. A Group Class Performer, dossing, in handicaps, best, held up, switched off, out the back, in huge fields, benefit from the new jockey change, from G Starkey, Jamie Spencer. misterpj 5 yo gelding, owned Mr T Bloom trained Mr B Ellison retained jockey Mr J Spencer.
Any sign, of a plunge, get on, take, price, ASAP.
Looked up, racehorse;
The Mad Professor trained Mr D Skelton owned Mr Moulah Benji (Essex) retained jockey Miss B Awkward (claiming 7lbs)
Struggles,a distent memory, for this former high class operator, duel graded race successes, a fading memory, last three outings, handicap class 6,claimer, seller.
Form Figures,
R. R muleish start, refused to race. P. U. slowly away, bad blunder first, awkward and tried to run out 2nd,refused,and unseated third.
Buzz HOSS, on the exchanges, overnight,
200,150,100 to small money, tipped up by Pricewise, 66-1 and 50-1, on the morning line, reported shops hold price to 10.15, max bet a tenner, opens on course, 9-1,smashed up, Mr Chapman, as only Matt can do, announces, this Proffeseor of Madness, biggest plunge HOSS itv racing, ever seen. Monster Gamble.
Proffeseor of Madness, a distance clear, on the snaff, awkward 2 out, idled into last, Refused. Xxx
You see, really really good Poker players.. Well champ?
They, impossible.. To read,
Just, gave my old mucker, Henrriet Justine-Breener, that's a double barrelled surname, not middle name, a quick Whistle, On the Dog n Bone..
Eddie Stobarts, Fleet, available, we book, the lot, For Your likkle Ego
Differences, between the madprof and pj
pj, a ripped ABS. rockin.. near 55 y. o Won, and spent, more than Harry Findlay rocks, his Christian Loubiutins, thanks Mrs Pj drives a racing horse Two, stunning, daughters, Two, beautiful granddaughters, World class poker player Been there, seen it, done it, used, every one, of all nine lives, and more Seen the World, real life inspiration Mr Mark Semis Graves, world's best Arichitect What else,?.. don't give, a whatsit, self depricating, Generous, loyal, could, not give a cuss, bout €€$$££ give, gave, gazillions away...
Oh, my Mrs, not to shabby either,.. And, the professor..
Not, played, me Once..? Cajhoonies.. 👏👏👏👍👍👍😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💪
My offer to play you in a heads up was ignored? best of 5?7?9? ( you choose as we all get lucky in one or two games 👹)
Hmmm......Your silence on this offer was DEAFENING!
I even organised for Charlie @mumsie Cristal To commentate/oversee/decided the format etc .... ( so called for the LV bottle we will all share in Brighton at an SPT)
Looking forward to getting it on Sometime soon?
Let’s not wait until you reach £10k Profit and 80 rating eh? Statistically I will die before I reach 123..( that’s 40 years btw)💩
For the last time, me, the most self depricating individual, on the planet, I rip, it out of myself, on, a daily basis, as do my pals.
All, I have ever, aspired to do here, is give "you Lot" a reet good laugh. You know? very bad day at the office, bad day at work, an awful day, the Mrs dragging you around, that terrible place, Blue Water shopping centre, spending all your dollar, or, even, terrible day, on the tables.
Light bulb, ' I know, let's see what that Goon pj, has been blowing his Trombone bout'
When, Zen, used to post, if I had been rinsed, at the tables, used to love reading Zens posts, why? tears of laughter, for me, fella made me laugh, no doubt, others too.
Make this, easy for me, easy for bossman, easy for you.
Never want me to post, on the forum again, ever, no problem, leave to a vote ( which I am well aware of, could easily be skewed) but, your choice,
Vote pj GO Vote pj STAY
I will, add up on Saturday, and it will either be, goodnight from him, or, you can have a laugh, along the way, during pj going 80 rated, and winning ten grand. Up to you all.
On the gee gees, big mark, in your notebooks, back Punting and De Bryune Horse, next three runs, to level stakes, ( make sure, back in the morning, best price gaurenteed,) sky bet, good for that, and others.
Why? Hughes Yard, a gambling yard, and, you must know about the pilot! can ride, inspired! Punting, stays every yard, of that trip, get even further, need track, stiffer finish, especially if ridden 'handier' 😏
De Bryune Horse, don't worry bout him, next three runs, poss straight back on the sandunes.
Keep an eye, on the gee gee, pulled out, as well.
Ascot, today
PJ'sz Puntz ( maybe I run a new tipping line!)
13.15 Keyser Soze ew 18-1 13.50 Duke of Hazard ew 16-1 14.25 Trefoil strong ew bet to nothing 11-2 15.00 Mohican Heights strong ew bet to nothing 9-2
4 ew singles, separate ew double Trefoil and Mohican And an ew lucky 15,best odds GT. Good luck,
If pj retiring Saturday, would like a Forum present, a special pj chip protector,!
Lockdown Blue's We need you to stay as you're "Proving" everyone right, plus your very funny and give everyone a good Laugh! The path to Glory is long and you need to get through Red Mist days that descends on you when at the Tables. You were two away from cashing & just had to Tom Cruise but the Mountain mist clouded your judgement and you took on chippy leader, no need too. Sayonara Self inflicted wounds are not bad beats, wash your ears out players are giving good advice you need to take on board. Stay, listen to advice your nearly there. Make PJ
I don't see any good reason to put it to a vote - if you get a positive return on these posts then continue to post, others will 'Go' or 'Stay' as they wish.
I know you would have been itching to post this hand MisterPJ ........
looking forward to meeting you in the future, hopefully SPT @ Brighton ....i know we would have a laugh together, with my mates madprof and HANSON ..... and we can have a nice chat about Horse Racing, which I LOVE too.......
Just had my 50p e/w on PYLEDRIVER .....YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE. Told you I'm LUCKY
I know you would have been itching to post this hand MisterPJ ........
looking forward to meeting you in the future, hopefully SPT @ Brighton ....i know we would have a laugh together, with my mates madprof and HANSON ..... and we can have a nice chat about Horse Racing, which I LOVE too.......
Just had my 50p e/w on PYLEDRIVER .....YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE. Told you I'm LUCKY
TBH you should have folded KK against Jezza @MISTY4ME .....
He is the 3rd worst player on Sky ( behind me in 2nd then you at the top of the leader board...)
BUT he is the luckiest player on here....if he fell down a toilet, he'd come back in a brown suit!
(if i get on a table with him, I fold every hand i'm heads up with him coz I know he'll win every time....something to do with a private RNG switch he got of Tikay..)
For the last time, me, the most self depricating individual, on the planet, I rip, it out of myself, on, a daily basis, as do my pals.
All, I have ever, aspired to do here, is give "you Lot" a reet good laugh. You know? very bad day at the office, bad day at work, an awful day, the Mrs dragging you around, that terrible place, Blue Water shopping centre, spending all your dollar, or, even, terrible day, on the tables.
Light bulb, ' I know, let's see what that Goon pj, has been blowing his Trombone bout'
When, Zen, used to post, if I had been rinsed, at the tables, used to love reading Zens posts, why? tears of laughter, for me, fella made me laugh, no doubt, others too.
Make this, easy for me, easy for bossman, easy for you.
Never want me to post, on the forum again, ever, no problem, leave to a vote ( which I am well aware of, could easily be skewed) but, your choice,
Vote pj GO Vote pj STAY
I will, add up on Saturday, and it will either be, goodnight from him, or, you can have a laugh, along the way, during pj going 80 rated, and winning ten grand. Up to you all.
On the gee gees, big mark, in your notebooks, back Punting and De Bryune Horse, next three runs, to level stakes, ( make sure, back in the morning, best price gaurenteed,) sky bet, good for that, and others.
Why? Hughes Yard, a gambling yard, and, you must know about the pilot! can ride, inspired! Punting, stays every yard, of that trip, get even further, need track, stiffer finish, especially if ridden 'handier' 😏
De Bryune Horse, don't worry bout him, next three runs, poss straight back on the sandunes.
Keep an eye, on the gee gee, pulled out, as well.
Ascot, today
PJ'sz Puntz ( maybe I run a new tipping line!)
13.15 Keyser Soze ew 18-1 13.50 Duke of Hazard ew 16-1 14.25 Trefoil strong ew bet to nothing 11-2 15.00 Mohican Heights strong ew bet to nothing 9-2
4 ew singles, separate ew double Trefoil and Mohican And an ew lucky 15,best odds GT. Good luck,
If pj retiring Saturday, would like a Forum present, a special pj chip protector,!
much love, gl all
STAY but before you retire Paul, can we have our 3/5/7 game heads up?
AND I'll send you via a PM the details of the Charity for you to pay £100.00 in May 2022 ( Still waiting for my grand for getting the DJ question right? Shall I send you my bank details again? )
Comments
just, take it on the chin, and refuse to accept, any, can't play jibes.
Yet again, brutal,..... 20.45 £5.50 BH....
sorry Micromasters, two Savage all in exits,suck outs, when I am a mile ahead,
how? would you feel? seemingly, relentlessly losing, huge hands, spots, getting it in, so good, and the brutal suck outs, keep coming. I am, so well aware, of the very very rare occasions, I get it in bad, and suck out, dish out a beat, that is why, I do not, suffer from poker selective memory syndrome. Yesterday evening, was brutal, ie ran deep in one bounty hunter, a ' wonder 10 spikes the turn', go again, last night,the 20.45 £5.50 check the trip 444 hand, v just erm AA.
The best pros, on the planet, could not play, that hand, any better than I did, and two out hits.
If, you are like me, every new poker day, is exactly that, full of poker hope, and ambition.
How? maintain that, when first mtt, of the day is a £5.50 BOUNTY hunter, a three way all in, on the turn, guess who is, a Mile ahead, with Broadway, yes, yours truly, someone, please tell me, how these players, run so well, reverse the players, in the seats, in my Broadway hand, (below) I keep telling myself, my time, to run like my opponents, must be coming, been a long long wait.
same one, that got pj and Mrs, Elvis gig tickets.
the 'rub" is thus.
your, poker jenius, will not post here, until, a full week today.
Under, Guru advisement, we, are going, for a Micromasters, full ( Kopi Luwak) Beanz, effort, this next seven days, the, " moan it in, Hot Run, to beat, all hot runs"
the below, "achieved, while running, like a derailed, Ivor The Engine"
pj, now going turbo charged Road Runner..
Said it before, saying it again, The Professor, is one of an elite few, I respect, but, profoundly, one, of a select few reasons, you will witness, pj go 80 rated, 10,000 K plus. 👍❤️💪 watch, this space.
profmad. six weeks ago, from a flat start, ability 50,six weeks on, Inc, having been a Georgy Foreman grilled, at the tables, 66, that, be 16 positive clicks, done, 14 more positive clicks, to go.
Don't, worry, bout the 10 gees, be fair, you might as well, weigh in the £400 now? 💕
Only, for those, who like a little wager?
Not even looked, at a racing post, or the racing channels, at all.
One thing, Mr Veitch, did write truthfully about, ' in that comic book' Enemy Number One' nothing beats, arriving at Goodwood, in a chopper, Helicopter, don't know, if you still can? Battersea, rotors turning, up in air, straight down river Thames to Windsor, turn left, stunning stunning views, from above, down into West Sussex, pj billion genuine, had a 'gaff' Kingston Gorse, East Preston, that is up road from Goodwood.
I digress, apparently? VARIYAAN, is considered, in a different league, down their today.
Don't question the maths, have faith, in not only, Micromaster but Master pj Punter.
If a few, shillings spare, have, an each way lucky 15,these four, today, Goodwood
13.10 Desert Lord 9-2
14.10 De Bruyne Horse 3-1
14.45 VARIYAAN 4-5
15.15 Punter 9-2
eachway, lucky 15 (30 bets) those 4.so that's a 30 point lay out, and, 20 points win, VARIYAAN, told, an absolute Moral ( good thing)
Best of luck, speak, in a week, hope, the above, does, you Lot, and pj, a favour.
Super_Oli 1820000 1 £1419.60 + £301.80 Head Prizes 9
debso8 0 2 £819 + £240.03 Head Prizes 9
kodiak1985 0 3 £496.86 + £135.80 Head Prizes 7
Kamburova5 0 4 £398.58 + £153.62 Head Prizes 7
madprof 0 5 £338.52 + £46.41 Head Prizes 3
You see, really really good Poker players.. Well champ?
They, impossible.. To read,
Just, gave my old mucker, Henrriet Justine-Breener, that's a double barrelled surname, not middle name, a quick Whistle, On the Dog n Bone..
Eddie Stobarts, Fleet, available, we book, the lot, For Your likkle Ego
Differences, between the madprof and pj
pj, a ripped ABS. rockin.. near 55 y. o
Won, and spent, more than Harry Findlay
rocks, his Christian Loubiutins, thanks Mrs Pj
drives a racing horse
Two, stunning, daughters, Two, beautiful granddaughters,
World class poker player
Been there, seen it, done it, used, every one, of all nine lives, and more
Seen the World, real life inspiration Mr Mark Semis Graves, world's best Arichitect
What else,?.. don't give, a whatsit, self depricating, Generous, loyal,
could, not give a cuss, bout €€$$££ give, gave, gazillions away...
Oh, my Mrs, not to shabby either,.. And, the professor..
Not, played, me Once..? *Cajhoonies.. 👏👏👏👍👍👍😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💪
Owned a horse, won an Ascot class one, and landed, a monumental gamble, betting coups, legion,
Lived, full resedencia, Canaries, Playa Bastian with sports, betting business, overlooking, Las Cucharas, beach, and that, just, a scratch, on surface.
Do, when your free, come play me, no limit, hold em, Poker 😘😘😘
I laugh, true true, do, at this nonsense, in Real Time, 😅😅😅👏👏👏
never knew? did you?
available, is the poker equivalent, of TimeForm ( gee gees, Halifax, Jim McGrath, and all that)
Be, rude, not to look, myself up, did that first.
Entry reads, Highly Strung, Quirky, record, first time out, 122111212111
Improved,for a wind operation, May 2020,ability, not in any doubt, TimeForm squiggle, when put under pressure, pre windop.
Needs, all the aids, tongue tie, cheek pieces, blinkers, when on a going day.
A Group Class Performer, dossing, in handicaps, best, held up, switched off, out the back, in huge fields, benefit from the new jockey change, from G Starkey, Jamie Spencer.
misterpj 5 yo gelding, owned Mr T Bloom trained Mr B Ellison retained jockey Mr J Spencer.
Any sign, of a plunge, get on, take, price, ASAP.
Looked up, racehorse;
The Mad Professor trained Mr D Skelton owned Mr Moulah Benji (Essex) retained jockey Miss B Awkward (claiming 7lbs)
Struggles,a distent memory, for this former high class operator, duel graded race successes, a fading memory, last three outings, handicap class 6,claimer, seller.
Form Figures,
R. R muleish start, refused to race.
P. U. slowly away, bad blunder first, awkward and tried to run out 2nd,refused,and unseated third.
Buzz HOSS, on the exchanges, overnight,
200,150,100 to small money, tipped up by Pricewise, 66-1 and 50-1, on the morning line, reported shops hold price to 10.15, max bet a tenner, opens on course, 9-1,smashed up, Mr Chapman, as only Matt can do, announces, this Proffeseor of Madness, biggest plunge HOSS itv racing, ever seen. Monster Gamble.
Proffeseor of Madness, a distance clear, on the snaff, awkward 2 out, idled into last, Refused. Xxx
My offer to play you in a heads up was ignored? best of 5?7?9? ( you choose as we all get lucky in one or two games 👹)
Hmmm......Your silence on this offer was DEAFENING!
I even organised for Charlie @mumsie Cristal To commentate/oversee/decided the format etc .... ( so called for the LV bottle we will all share in Brighton at an SPT)
Looking forward to getting it on Sometime soon?
Let’s not wait until you reach £10k Profit and 80 rating eh? Statistically I will die before I reach 123..( that’s 40 years btw)💩
For the last time, me, the most self depricating individual, on the planet, I rip, it out of myself, on, a daily basis, as do my pals.
All, I have ever, aspired to do here, is give "you Lot" a reet good laugh. You know? very bad day at the office, bad day at work, an awful day, the Mrs dragging you around, that terrible place, Blue Water shopping centre, spending all your dollar, or, even, terrible day, on the tables.
Light bulb, ' I know, let's see what that Goon pj, has been blowing his Trombone bout'
When, Zen, used to post, if I had been rinsed, at the tables, used to love reading Zens posts, why? tears of laughter, for me, fella made me laugh, no doubt, others too.
Make this, easy for me, easy for bossman, easy for you.
Never want me to post, on the forum again, ever, no problem, leave to a vote ( which I am well aware of, could easily be skewed) but, your choice,
Vote pj GO
Vote pj STAY
I will, add up on Saturday, and it will either be, goodnight from him, or, you can have a laugh, along the way, during pj going 80 rated, and winning ten grand. Up to you all.
On the gee gees, big mark, in your notebooks, back Punting and De Bryune Horse, next three runs, to level stakes, ( make sure, back in the morning, best price gaurenteed,) sky bet, good for that, and others.
Why? Hughes Yard, a gambling yard, and, you must know about the pilot! can ride, inspired!
Punting, stays every yard, of that trip, get even further, need track, stiffer finish, especially if ridden 'handier' 😏
De Bryune Horse, don't worry bout him, next three runs, poss straight back on the sandunes.
Keep an eye, on the gee gee, pulled out, as well.
Ascot, today
PJ'sz Puntz ( maybe I run a new tipping line!)
13.15 Keyser Soze ew 18-1
13.50 Duke of Hazard ew 16-1
14.25 Trefoil strong ew bet to nothing 11-2
15.00 Mohican Heights strong ew bet to nothing 9-2
4 ew singles, separate ew double Trefoil and Mohican
And an ew lucky 15,best odds GT. Good luck,
If pj retiring Saturday, would like a Forum present, a special pj chip protector,!
much love, gl all
Lockdown Blue's
We need you to stay as you're "Proving" everyone right, plus your very funny and give everyone a good Laugh!
The path to Glory is long and you need to get through Red Mist days that descends on you when at the Tables. You were two away from cashing & just had to Tom Cruise but the Mountain mist clouded your judgement and you took on chippy leader, no need too. Sayonara
Self inflicted wounds are not bad beats, wash your ears out players are giving good advice you need to take on board. Stay, listen to advice your nearly there. Make PJ
Picked nice bulge one 4u because we care.
looking forward to meeting you in the future, hopefully SPT @ Brighton ....i know we would have a laugh together, with my mates madprof and HANSON ..... and we can have a nice chat about Horse Racing, which I LOVE too.......
Just had my 50p e/w on PYLEDRIVER .....YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE. Told you I'm LUCKY
TBH you should have folded KK against Jezza @MISTY4ME .....
He is the 3rd worst player on Sky ( behind me in 2nd then you at the top of the leader board...)
BUT he is the luckiest player on here....if he fell down a toilet, he'd come back in a brown suit!
(if i get on a table with him, I fold every hand i'm heads up with him coz I know he'll win every time....something to do with a private RNG switch he got of Tikay..)
AND
I'll send you via a PM the details of the Charity for you to pay £100.00 in May 2022
( Still waiting for my grand for getting the DJ question right? Shall I send you my bank details again?