More than happy, would be delighted, to call, an absolute, and standing truce. Maybe, just maybe, what I see, at the tables, I am seated at, simply, is the exception ( for my small legion, of detractors) and, 'they, don't experience, standing dish, This?'
The pj fans, however, tell me, you, have too, keep, sharing, showing the forum, others do, by the way, feel same way, but, they, don't, want, or require, the cart loads, of abuse, that might, come their way, nothing at all wrong, with, not yet, having life confidence,
Obviously, misterpj, a shy, retiring, shrinking violet type,?
You, want, to keep if, Poker? No limit hold em, easy..
52 cards, pure shuffle, dealt, accordingly, the, fundamental part, of being, a very good, no limit hold em player, is, mathematics, understanding of,and,PROBABILTY,.. if not, game, becomes, a lottery.
Friends of mine, mention, Comedy Gold,bit, more, for you ALL, easy, of, a Sundee, MORNIN. ๐๐๐
Pj .. My puppies inform me you have you're head in the noose waiting TK pull the trap door lever .... step off the Gallows and remain poster of BBs where allowed . Your Followers will find you and HANG on your every word. You don't want one of these ...... do you.!
Thought, this was an ' interesting, situation, spot, deal'
Why so?
Less, than, one minute left, of a timed mtt.
Maybe, the RNG machine? a bit like pj? and ' he' goes, on the lash? Fridays threw to Monday, blimey, Monday already, still got to host, The Monday Club.
I reckon, pj, & Mr Rng, would, rub along, mighty fine, two Mavericks, Sauvignon Blanc, on pj, Mr Rng.
What,did pj spy? with his hawky black sharky little, beady eye?
Randomly, the deal, and community cards, played out, like this.
Someone, do the, six handed no limit hold em math (please)
Flop, came, 3 4 6 spade spade spade? Like the TITANIC, three players, bravely played on,
Pocket Cards, we had;
a 9 and a Q dealt to player A. a 7 and a K dealt to player B. a J and a A dealt to player C.
Funnily enough, players A B C all on good terms, with themselves, with that flop,
Player A, looking down at, the Q high FLUSH, with his pocket 9 Q spades, Player B looking down at, the inside straight flush draw, 3 4 6 7 spades, bravo! guess what, player B, didn't just have the draw,his pocket K, was also a SPADE! Player C looking down at pocket A J, two black cards? funny, both SPADES!!!
Dear fellow forumites, factor in, one minute, of the mtt left ( timed) and I would call that; random, "remarkable Jeff" ๐๐๐
Or, to put that, another way, for the uninitiated, 52 cards, equally divided into four (4) equal suits, Randomly Shuffled, dealt accordingly, In, a 52 card deck, containing 13 spades, top ten (10) minimum, I folded a spade, were all, same suit, from 15 dealt cards, will always wonder? what the other folded pockets were!
If? I hook up, the Grand Wizards (Pikes crew) with the good, little space aliens, give ' the dealer' a once over, we, are in urgent need, of an Intergalactic Quango dealer enquiry.
mtt, 3 hours deep, + final table, 5 left. Two,of the last 3 hands, before rest break
Pocket QQ, A10 suited, QJ, flop 6J6, a boat riverboat! and Pocket QQ( again) Q8 suited, them Queens, prancing, dancing, everywhere, there's more, much more! and, A7
I spy, my likkle eye, nuther boat, riverboat Nautical Noahs Ark theme, 2 by 2,better than, 4 by 4.. eh, Ulrika ๐๐คฏ former Weather " correspondent" had a ding ding, with Sven. dear dear, dear.
Mandatory exit hand, moments later, naturally, with my pocket A J, and, an A and a J on the flop, my 21,000 flop bet, not getting, the flush chaser laying down, raa raa ROFL ( twice, it a Mondee)
ยฅยฎ#@ Klaxons for Oscar DeLa Hoya of the GOLDON promotions firm, your required, in the Aviation Department, 9.00 am sharp, Sat August 1st, we go, little trip, round Orions Belt, If? you'll show me yours, I'll show you mine, Origami Paper Bi-plane required. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ
Would love, to have, a respectful, both sides, open debate, on this issue.
No, I will not post, or quote from the below, the full, unedited version, from 2009,is thought provoking, to say the least.
When, 2 % chances, get there, with turn river runner, when they have called, an all in, 98 million miles behind, time, after time, against, what, would your thought, process be? at my table, in my seat, playing my cards.
In, Poker Chat Main, someone, made, a whittisism, regarding misterpj;
it went, along the lines of, I cannot understand, a word, misterpj scribes (writes!)
So, in words, of one syllable, and short concise paragraph;
If, Mike Sexton, Doyle Brunson and Phil Hellmuth ( for the uninitiated, they are three, world renowned no limit hold em, poker players!) played combined, on misterpjs behalf, with pj's pocket cards, it would make, zero DIFFERENCE, with misterpjs standard, run bad, ( OK, we all know, how ' dripping pedantic a few can be) syllable rule, broken four times, within the paragraph.
What have we here? A final table, Huge Stack chip leader, Three Way All in. the pocket cards, 1010 AK QQ.. remarkable Jeff!
being a simpleton from kent if only I could work out how to show a hand from tonights mini 8.30. utg min raise 160 me raise 1060 dealer short stack jams all fold I snap with aa dealer ak clubs flop 10 jj turn brick flop q I thought to myself pj would like this one
Goldie, just in case, you are not, coming for a little Galactic spin? *Saturday, early doors, sharp,
Got, all three boxes ticked, 'trading'.. these three Gold Bars, plus, Frankincense, Myyrh, with the little fellas, for a tiny nugget, of 115ยฎ stabalized ๐๐
In, my absence, av, likkle word, with the so 'yesterday' flush chasers, who HIT, like they run, autopilot, talking pilots, if you come? It be, just you and I, I can be, either or, your free choice?
The Mr Will Smith role, or, the Mr Jeff Goldblum role, up too you buddy Goldie. Don't worry, cigars sorted, for the ride home, won't, take us 5 minutes ๐
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Maybe, just maybe, what I see, at the tables, I am seated at, simply, is the exception ( for my small legion, of detractors) and, 'they, don't experience, standing dish, This?'
The pj fans, however, tell me, you, have too, keep, sharing, showing the forum, others do, by the way, feel same way, but, they, don't, want, or require, the cart loads, of abuse, that might, come their way, nothing at all wrong, with, not yet, having life confidence,
Obviously, misterpj, a shy, retiring, shrinking violet type,?
You, want, to keep if, Poker? No limit hold em, easy..
52 cards, pure shuffle, dealt, accordingly, the, fundamental part, of being, a very good, no limit hold em player, is, mathematics, understanding of,and,PROBABILTY,.. if not, game, becomes, a lottery.
Friends of mine, mention, Comedy Gold,bit, more, for you ALL, easy, of, a Sundee, MORNIN. ๐๐๐
Your Followers will find you and HANG on your every word.
You don't want one of these ...... do you.!
Why so?
Less, than, one minute left, of a timed mtt.
Maybe, the RNG machine? a bit like pj? and ' he' goes, on the lash? Fridays threw to Monday, blimey, Monday already, still got to host, The Monday Club.
I reckon, pj, & Mr Rng, would, rub along, mighty fine, two Mavericks, Sauvignon Blanc, on pj, Mr Rng.
What,did pj spy? with his hawky black sharky little, beady eye?
Randomly, the deal, and community cards, played out, like this.
Someone, do the, six handed no limit hold em math (please)
Flop, came, 3 4 6 spade spade spade?
Like the TITANIC, three players, bravely played on,
Pocket Cards, we had;
a 9 and a Q dealt to player A.
a 7 and a K dealt to player B.
a J and a A dealt to player C.
Funnily enough, players A B C all on good terms, with themselves, with that flop,
Player A, looking down at, the Q high FLUSH, with his pocket 9 Q spades,
Player B looking down at, the inside straight flush draw, 3 4 6 7 spades, bravo! guess what, player B, didn't just have the draw,his pocket K, was also a SPADE!
Player C looking down at pocket A J, two black cards? funny, both SPADES!!!
Dear fellow forumites, factor in, one minute, of the mtt left ( timed) and I would call that;
random, "remarkable Jeff" ๐๐๐
52 cards, equally divided into four (4) equal suits,
Randomly Shuffled, dealt accordingly,
In, a 52 card deck, containing 13 spades, top ten (10) minimum, I folded a spade, were all, same suit, from 15 dealt cards, will always wonder? what the other folded pockets were!
mtt, 3 hours deep, + final table, 5 left.
Two,of the last 3 hands, before rest break
Pocket QQ, A10 suited, QJ, flop 6J6, a boat riverboat!
and
Pocket QQ( again) Q8 suited, them Queens, prancing, dancing, everywhere, there's more, much more! and, A7
I spy, my likkle eye, nuther boat, riverboat Nautical Noahs Ark theme, 2 by 2,better than, 4 by 4.. eh, Ulrika ๐๐คฏ former Weather " correspondent" had a ding ding, with Sven. dear dear, dear.
Mandatory exit hand, moments later, naturally, with my pocket A J, and, an A and a J on the flop, my 21,000 flop bet, not getting, the flush chaser laying down, raa raa ROFL ( twice, it a Mondee)
ยฅยฎ#@ Klaxons for Oscar DeLa Hoya of the GOLDON promotions firm, your required, in the Aviation Department, 9.00 am sharp, Sat August 1st, we go, little trip, round Orions Belt,
If? you'll show me yours, I'll show you mine, Origami Paper Bi-plane required.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ
No, I will not post, or quote from the below, the full, unedited version, from 2009,is thought provoking, to say the least.
When, 2 % chances, get there, with turn river runner, when they have called, an all in, 98 million miles behind, time, after time, against, what, would your thought, process be? at my table, in my seat, playing my cards.
No Money no Cry.....!
What, u prefer? All In ( mine) 75% good, snap called rofl
Or, My pocket AK flipping,.. against, ', the phenom player' well, deep, well well deep.
Perhaps, you, wanna it, both way
No, hypocrisy, ere Guv ๐
obviously, 10% behind... 'flip it'.. Darn
Bout? 50% ahead,. lol, rofl lol, from zero, spike dat Hero...
75_25..naturally, insta spikey it, lol.
'inspired stuff, well played.. ๐
it went, along the lines of, I cannot understand, a word, misterpj scribes (writes!)
So, in words, of one syllable, and short concise paragraph;
If, Mike Sexton, Doyle Brunson and Phil Hellmuth ( for the uninitiated, they are three, world renowned no limit hold em, poker players!) played combined, on misterpjs behalf, with pj's pocket cards, it would make, zero DIFFERENCE, with misterpjs standard, run bad, ( OK, we all know, how ' dripping pedantic a few can be) syllable rule, broken four times, within the paragraph.
What have we here?
A final table,
Huge Stack chip leader,
Three Way All in.
the pocket cards, 1010 AK QQ.. remarkable Jeff!
Summit, Gents, is failing, the Sniff Test.
utg min raise 160 me raise 1060 dealer short stack jams all fold
I snap with aa dealer ak clubs
flop 10 jj
turn brick
flop q
I thought to myself pj would like this one
Got, all three boxes ticked, 'trading'..
these three Gold Bars, plus, Frankincense, Myyrh, with the little fellas, for a tiny nugget, of 115ยฎ stabalized ๐๐
In, my absence, av, likkle word, with the so 'yesterday' flush chasers, who HIT, like they run, autopilot, talking pilots, if you come? It be, just you and I, I can be, either or, your free choice?
The Mr Will Smith role, or, the Mr Jeff Goldblum role, up too you buddy Goldie.
Don't worry, cigars sorted, for the ride home, won't, take us 5 minutes ๐
Love to places, trips , but not allowed out the House...... Police looking for me.
Today's, RNG MASTERCLASS
3 hours, 7 left, lofty ambitions, of making, a final table,...lol.
Takes, a bit of your, turn river runner runner wizards special,to get, the 13% chance, home!
On, a much lighter note, just for goldilocks, 'me' v themasterdebunker, stateside.
We, got it, but only the equivalent, of a two gallon can.