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  • gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    good job you can find the right horse now and then
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    More than happy, would be delighted, to call, an absolute, and standing truce.
    Maybe, just maybe, what I see, at the tables, I am seated at, simply, is the exception ( for my small legion, of detractors) and, 'they, don't experience, standing dish, This?'

    The pj fans, however, tell me, you, have too, keep, sharing, showing the forum, others do, by the way, feel same way, but, they, don't, want, or require, the cart loads, of abuse, that might, come their way, nothing at all wrong, with, not yet, having life confidence,

    Obviously, misterpj, a shy, retiring, shrinking violet type,?

    You, want, to keep if, Poker? No limit hold em, easy..

    52 cards, pure shuffle, dealt, accordingly, the, fundamental part, of being, a very good, no limit hold em player, is, mathematics, understanding of,and,PROBABILTY,.. if not, game, becomes, a lottery.

    Friends of mine, mention, Comedy Gold,bit, more, for you ALL, easy, of, a Sundee, MORNIN. 👍💋😘








  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,054
    edited July 2020
    Pj .. My puppies inform me you have you're head in the noose waiting TK pull the trap door lever .... step off the Gallows and remain poster of BBs where allowed .
    Your Followers will find you and HANG on your every word.
    You don't want one of these ...... do you.!

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    Thought, this was an ' interesting, situation, spot, deal'

    Why so?

    Less, than, one minute left, of a timed mtt.

    Maybe, the RNG machine? a bit like pj? and ' he' goes, on the lash? Fridays threw to Monday, blimey, Monday already, still got to host, The Monday Club.

    I reckon, pj, & Mr Rng, would, rub along, mighty fine, two Mavericks, Sauvignon Blanc, on pj, Mr Rng.

    What,did pj spy? with his hawky black sharky little, beady eye?

    Randomly, the deal, and community cards, played out, like this.

    Someone, do the, six handed no limit hold em math (please)

    Flop, came, 3 4 6 spade spade spade?
    Like the TITANIC, three players, bravely played on,

    Pocket Cards, we had;

    a 9 and a Q dealt to player A.
    a 7 and a K dealt to player B.
    a J and a A dealt to player C.

    Funnily enough, players A B C all on good terms, with themselves, with that flop,

    Player A, looking down at, the Q high FLUSH, with his pocket 9 Q spades,
    Player B looking down at, the inside straight flush draw, 3 4 6 7 spades, bravo! guess what, player B, didn't just have the draw,his pocket K, was also a SPADE!
    Player C looking down at pocket A J, two black cards? funny, both SPADES!!!

    Dear fellow forumites, factor in, one minute, of the mtt left ( timed) and I would call that;
    random, "remarkable Jeff" 😘👍💋






  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    Or, to put that, another way, for the uninitiated,
    52 cards, equally divided into four (4) equal suits,
    Randomly Shuffled, dealt accordingly,
    In, a 52 card deck, containing 13 spades, top ten (10) minimum, I folded a spade, were all, same suit, from 15 dealt cards, will always wonder? what the other folded pockets were!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,054
    Don't get Married to your Hand ... however much you like the Action. cough!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    JaymerustySmall blind15.0015.001060.00
    dunkeydanBig blind30.0045.00970.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • K
    poshcoleFold
    goldonCall30.0075.00940.00
    BigjapoCall30.00105.00940.00
    captCall30.00135.00955.00
    JaymerustyFold
    dunkeydanCheck
    Flop
    • K
    • 3
    • Q
    dunkeydanCheck
    goldonBet30.00165.00910.00
    BigjapoCall30.00195.00910.00
    captCall30.00225.00925.00
    dunkeydanFold
    Turn
    • 6
    goldonBet30.00255.00880.00
    BigjapoCall30.00285.00880.00
    captRaise60.00345.00865.00
    goldonCall30.00375.00850.00
    BigjapoCall30.00405.00850.00
    River
    • 5
    goldonCheck
    BigjapoCheck
    captBet60.00465.00805.00
    goldonFold
    BigjapoAll-in850.001315.000.00
    captCall790.002105.0015.00
    BigjapoShow
    • J
    • A
    captShow
    • 9
    • 10
    BigjapoWinFlush to the Ace2105.002105.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    If? I hook up, the Grand Wizards (Pikes crew) with the good, little space aliens, give ' the dealer' a once over, we, are in urgent need, of an Intergalactic Quango dealer enquiry.

    mtt, 3 hours deep, + final table, 5 left.
    Two,of the last 3 hands, before rest break

    Pocket QQ, A10 suited, QJ, flop 6J6, a boat riverboat!
    and
    Pocket QQ( again) Q8 suited, them Queens, prancing, dancing, everywhere, there's more, much more! and, A7

    I spy, my likkle eye, nuther boat, riverboat Nautical Noahs Ark theme, 2 by 2,better than, 4 by 4.. eh, Ulrika 😇🤯 former Weather " correspondent" had a ding ding, with Sven. dear dear, dear.

    Mandatory exit hand, moments later, naturally, with my pocket A J, and, an A and a J on the flop, my 21,000 flop bet, not getting, the flush chaser laying down, raa raa ROFL ( twice, it a Mondee)














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    If? you'll show me yours, I'll show you mine, Origami Paper Bi-plane required.
    😘😘👍👍😇😇💋💋❤️









  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    Would love, to have, a respectful, both sides, open debate, on this issue.

    No, I will not post, or quote from the below, the full, unedited version, from 2009,is thought provoking, to say the least.



    When, 2 % chances, get there, with turn river runner, when they have called, an all in, 98 million miles behind, time, after time, against, what, would your thought, process be? at my table, in my seat, playing my cards.









  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,054
    When you just know ....... but need ......Why I only play 28p "Marley Bob"

    No Money no Cry.....!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    SCOTFOXSmall blind15.0015.00955.00
    LorraineBig blind30.0045.00970.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    jackeyboyCall30.0075.001015.00
    goldonCall30.00105.00970.00
    disco45Fold
    gr0wapearFold
    SCOTFOXFold
    LorraineCheck
    Flop
    • Q
    • A
    • J
    LorraineCheck
    jackeyboyCheck
    goldonBet120.00225.00850.00
    LorraineFold
    jackeyboyCall120.00345.00895.00
    Turn
    • 2
    jackeyboyCheck
    goldonBet210.00555.00640.00
    jackeyboyCall210.00765.00685.00
    River
    • 3
    jackeyboyBet382.501147.50302.50
    goldonCall382.501530.00257.50
    jackeyboyShow
    • 7
    • K
    goldonMuck
    • J
    • J
    jackeyboyWinFlush to the King1530.001832.50
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,054
    Your invite Aug1st ......... we going flush hunting across the Universe ....?
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    Oh well, played my brains out, 2two Micromasters. and standard ops procedure, exit, 2two Micromasters...

    What, u prefer? All In ( mine) 75% good, snap called rofl

    Or, My pocket AK flipping,.. against, ', the phenom player' well, deep, well well deep.

    Perhaps, you, wanna it, both way

    No, hypocrisy, ere Guv 👍





    obviously, 10% behind... 'flip it'.. Darn

    Bout? 50% ahead,. lol, rofl lol, from zero, spike dat Hero...

    75_25..naturally, insta spikey it, lol.





    'inspired stuff, well played.. 😉



  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,054
    me get em! hero call ..........
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    angus1946Small blind25000.0025000.00201340.00
    goldonBig blind50000.0075000.0031100.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    Elmo69All-in193346.25268346.250.00
    StrabdyFold
    StevetrentFold
    angus1946Fold
    goldonAll-in31100.00299446.250.00
    Elmo69Unmatched bet112246.25187200.00112246.25
    goldonShow
    • J
    • J
    Elmo69Show
    • 9
    • K
    Flop
    • 9
    • 6
    • A
    Turn
    • 9
    River
    • 9
    Elmo69WinFour 9s187200.00299446.25
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    In, Poker Chat Main, someone, made, a whittisism, regarding misterpj;

    it went, along the lines of, I cannot understand, a word, misterpj scribes (writes!)

    So, in words, of one syllable, and short concise paragraph;

    If, Mike Sexton, Doyle Brunson and Phil Hellmuth ( for the uninitiated, they are three, world renowned no limit hold em, poker players!) played combined, on misterpjs behalf, with pj's pocket cards, it would make, zero DIFFERENCE, with misterpjs standard, run bad, ( OK, we all know, how ' dripping pedantic a few can be) syllable rule, broken four times, within the paragraph.

    What have we here?
    A final table,
    Huge Stack chip leader,
    Three Way All in.
    the pocket cards, 1010 AK QQ.. remarkable Jeff!

    Summit, Gents, is failing, the Sniff Test.






  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,054
    A Flush is just a Flu.... nuisance action hand. 7 str8 games zero one win hero
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    coo1-umSmall blind15.0015.00985.00
    MRH700Big blind30.0045.00970.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • 10
    goldonRaise60.00105.00940.00
    macca1888Fold
    Fanta07Raise120.00225.00880.00
    japesyCall120.00345.00880.00
    coo1-umFold
    MRH700Fold
    goldonCall60.00405.00880.00
    Flop
    • 5
    • K
    • 10
    goldonAll-in880.001285.000.00
    Fanta07Fold
    japesyAll-in880.002165.000.00
    goldonShow
    • K
    • 10
    japesyShow
    • A
    • J
    Turn
    • 6
    River
    • 9
    japesyWinFlush to the Ace2165.002165.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    Goldie, over 2 hours deep, 300 runners, bubble, 30 left, for the chip lead, double bounties.. hmmm



  • gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    being a simpleton from kent if only I could work out how to show a hand from tonights mini 8.30.
    utg min raise 160 me raise 1060 dealer short stack jams all fold
    I snap with aa dealer ak clubs
    flop 10 jj
    turn brick
    flop q
    I thought to myself pj would like this one
  • gregkdy82gregkdy82 Member Posts: 530
    Someone rivered a straight? Wow phone the polis!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    Goldie, just in case, you are not, coming for a little Galactic spin? *Saturday, early doors, sharp,

    Got, all three boxes ticked, 'trading'..
    these three Gold Bars, plus, Frankincense, Myyrh, with the little fellas, for a tiny nugget, of 115® stabalized 😉😇

    In, my absence, av, likkle word, with the so 'yesterday' flush chasers, who HIT, like they run, autopilot, talking pilots, if you come? It be, just you and I, I can be, either or, your free choice?

    The Mr Will Smith role, or, the Mr Jeff Goldblum role, up too you buddy Goldie.
    Don't worry, cigars sorted, for the ride home, won't, take us 5 minutes 😇













  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,054
    Embrace the Bad Beat today ...... for Tomorrow it could be your Friend.

    Love to places, trips , but not allowed out the House...... Police looking for me.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,303
    Well, must simply be, I can't play, no limit hold em,just, wont, admit it, to myself.

    Today's, RNG MASTERCLASS

    3 hours, 7 left, lofty ambitions, of making, a final table,...lol.

    Takes, a bit of your, turn river runner runner wizards special,to get, the 13% chance, home!






    On, a much lighter note, just for goldilocks, 'me' v themasterdebunker, stateside.



    We, got it, but only the equivalent, of a two gallon can.


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