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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    You have all, been a good laugh, will miss that.

    So,


    my last, and abiding memory, early doors, the Great One, chastising me, for being, a 'mathematical hold em player', well Benji, a few, of the world's best, are exactly that.

    Played, one mtt, here's, the second hand, silly me.

    Why do I concern myself, about no limit hold em probability, silly silly me.






    In deference, to, the fella ghost writing my book, cracking Scouser, well known, seems, I can't beat, Yoos here, variance issues, lol.

    But, will be, a phenomenal read, working title, Iffy BizNiz


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Poetically, the profound big stack small stack exit, lmao.





  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,043
    One 4 U PJ Twigged or Rigged call the Allin
    Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Symptoms) |
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    avggolferSmall blind200.00200.005500.00
    Jab9258Big blind400.00600.00675.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    ROS23Fold
    goldonRaise800.001400.001625.00
    rossifumiCall800.002200.002950.00
    jim1471Fold
    avggolferFold
    Jab9258All-in675.002875.000.00
    goldonCall275.003150.001350.00
    rossifumiCall275.003425.002675.00
    Flop
    • 8
    • 2
    • 10
    goldonCheck
    rossifumiBet1712.505137.50962.50
    goldonAll-in1350.006487.500.00
    rossifumiUnmatched bet362.506125.001325.00
    Jab9258Show
    • 5
    • Q
    goldonShow
    • J
    • J
    rossifumiShow
    • 7
    • 7
    Turn
    • 10
    River
    • 7
    rossifumiWinFull House, 7s and 10s6125.007450.00
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,043
    The other side of the poker coin.........we can all post losing games and say it's
    Did Disco45 complain ..... sure not happy, par for the coarse, we all get them.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    goldonSmall blind50.0050.00695.00
    kinross41Big blind100.00150.002400.00
    Your hole cards
    • 3
    • A
    CATWEAZL53Fold
    disco45Call100.00250.00960.00
    goldonCall50.00300.00645.00
    kinross41Check
    Flop
    • 3
    • 3
    • K
    goldonCheck
    kinross41Check
    disco45Bet100.00400.00860.00
    goldonCall100.00500.00545.00
    kinross41Fold
    Turn
    • A
    goldonCheck
    disco45Check
    River
    • 8
    goldonBet200.00700.00345.00
    disco45All-in860.001560.000.00
    goldonAll-in345.001905.000.00
    disco45Unmatched bet315.001590.00315.00
    goldonShow
    • 3
    • A
    disco45Show
    • J
    • Q
    goldonWinFull House, 3s and Aces1590.001590.00
  • ShaunyTShaunyT Member Posts: 619
    The 'can't play jibes, which I took for ages' got blown out of the water, eons ago.

    Really interested as to what you mean by this? How were they blown out of the water? Did you have a massive score? Or just consistently grind out a decent profit? Or both?

    Also, if you don't like high variance, maybe stop playing £5 bounty hunters. People call with anything in those games. Why not try some deeper formats where if you get a bad beat you'll still have a stack left?
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    been, persuaded, to not dissappear.

    While around, before heading, to different climes, two things, possibly 3.

    1. call it, Sunday Lite, humerous, likkle account, of a few highlites.
    2. Today, later, The Rail, I give you, as close to irrefutable proof, we, are not alone,
    (I know, as an irrefutable fact, we are not)
    3. maybe, misterpj, poker legend, TBA.

    Anyway, LITE.
    1.living, for the day, get it in BAD, and, halcyon, suck out, not happened yet, getting closer, I give you, £5.50 bounty hunter, exit hand, me, pocket AK, on a no paired K high board, course it went all in,....exit!
    2 Action, would you like to see, 4 way, all in action, winner of the hand, cigar on, away, all the way to final table, pocket cards, 7h 10c, Kh 6h,Js Qd, and, likkle ole me, an A? and? a J! nearly forgot, suited Hearts!.. 2 hearts, on the flop, top pair, JJ top kicker A, nearly forgot, plus, the up n down, you no what draw, me, a million against, course exit!
    3.3 hours deep, FT exit hand, best hand, pocket A 9,on a 9 high flop (best hand, maths, fraction against, lmao,) exit.
    4.this weeks misterpj winner, approaching, 3 3/4hours deep, FT, 4 left, mega stack v misterpj, all in, snap, wins this, equal stacked, with other two, misterpj, pocket pair, mega, drawing, got, to the river, intact, 75%..aye aye,! no no no.

    Anyways, I invested, heavily, in Lucky Heather Farm, yesterday, lovely plant, historic, n all, watch out, pj been both, poker exorcismed, and blessed, mucho Lurve. Xxx

    Don't forget, zero jokes, The Rail, later today,..










    Insta, turns it!


    The one, that hurt the most, this one, FT, 4 left, towards 4 hours play, mega stack, v me, win hand, 3 of us equals, only, got the river, to dodge, you know the rest!

















  • bbMikebbMike Member Posts: 3,717
    Do you think there is anything you can do to lessen the chance that you go 4 way to the flop? You obviously decided raise was best with AK but the sizing didn’t really accomplish much did it?
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    I'm, applauding, clapping, grinning, laughing.

    Well played, mtts, of, an easy on a Sundee afternoon, evening, 1,ONE.

    3 hours deep, it's, the bubble! grins, larfs, applauds more, estupendo, for lateral thinkers!





  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,043
    You were expected home ......


    misterpj Member Posts: 1,228
    13:02
    been, persuaded, to not dissappear.



  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Eventually! when, beyond working it out, then, It became Historical

    Thanks, ti's Priceless, But, that's, in context, of, knowing ( find it Hilarious) of, exactly, what, I know.





    Long, way, long since, beyond, context, of, what! how!! when!!! brilliant.
    👍👍👍❤️❤️💋💋👏👏💡
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    the daily river, well, just s. o. p. s.
    Standard, operating procedure;👍👏💡
    But, SEAGULLS, sorry all, that, has topped, the best larf, ever. Xxx (all)








  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    No, text, required.
    Just, randomly inspiring 😉😉😊👍💋

    In, case, your wondering, NO, the rockets, natural, held 😂


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,043
    Could be coming over to the dark side with you Misterpj......

    Know you love the Exit Hand........ got called by chippy with nothing & boom. !
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    yazzy16Small blind75.0075.00610.00
    goldonBig blind150.00225.00215.00
    Your hole cards
    • 6
    • K
    ganigonCall150.00375.002295.00
    Two231Fold
    MRH700Fold
    yazzy16Fold
    goldonCheck
    Flop
    • 4
    • 3
    • 6
    goldonAll-in215.00590.000.00
    ganigonCall215.00805.002080.00
    goldonShow
    • 6
    • K
    ganigonShow
    • Q
    • 7
    Turn
    • Q
    River
    • 7
    ganigonWinTwo Pairs, Queens and 7s805.002885.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Let's, cut, to, dat chase.. 👍👍👍
    Let, me, make, CERTAIN SURE.

    I, got, this 'ting' correct.

    To, scale, dem, Giddy Heights..

    U gotta, get it, in, Rancid Bad... COZ

    that's, the way, to go... 😂😂😂
    Huge field, BH.. [ wider, WIDER range.. Paul.., Benji.. Say, so..]

    Get, it in, awful.. And, the promised land, a beckon., my EMPEROR.. luverly,OverCoat xxx

    Tooth Fairy, on Krystal, Father Xmas, on triple distilled.. Chain, raise, Pull..🙄🙄🙄🙄🎄🎄🎄👍❤️🌲👀👀👀🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅😜💋









  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Remember CARLSBURG?

    They, could, make, a Retrospective, 'k8ll8n`

    ' if, CARLSBURG, did, random card generators' dem, ting, rng.
    Goldie comedic 24carat.

    Oh.. Idea Mr Aggro 😂💡😘👍
    If 'CARLSBURG did, the Poker equivalent of Betfair, I'd be a gazillionaire,saying off, in running, lmaoff, 💋💋💋

    Might, re Invent myself, as.. A ladyboy, well, a Mrs, at least 😂😂😂🎄🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅







  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Dear Skypoker

    Now, you know..




    but, would not normally mention it, 'but' this quarters, commission, not arrived?
    Rumour? Big birthday bonus, for the big birthday boy, soon?

    Do, gis a hint, bar bill, looking like 2nd mortgage..
    And strewth peoples, it's proper tough, being the enigma, misterpj.

    £400 gt BH, 110 runners..
    Heard, the fat lady, chundering, for the CHIP LEAD, but, be fair, only 96% good. Bonus commission, or misterpj, go full VEGAN,.. 👍👍👍😂😂😂










  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    I, am wondering? could, the rng machine, have catched a 'virus'..? summit, v suspect 😜🤔

    three half hours deep,.. indeed, strewth, Jeff,ane sigh.. Always, relentlessly, in the hands that matter, incredible stuff, 'variance ehh'






  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,043
    Mario in the Engine Room ......
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Yanski90Small blind50.0050.001982.50
    goldonBig blind100.00150.00745.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • 6
    Fanta07Fold
    patty09Call100.00250.001135.00
    Mick53Fold
    Yanski90Call50.00300.001932.50
    goldonRaise100.00400.00645.00
    patty09Call100.00500.001035.00
    Yanski90Call100.00600.001832.50
    Flop
    • 6
    • A
    • 6
    Yanski90All-in1832.502432.500.00
    goldonAll-in645.003077.500.00
    patty09Fold
    Yanski90Unmatched bet1187.501890.001187.50
    Yanski90Show
    • 6
    • A
    goldonShow
    • J
    • 6
    Turn
    • Q
    River
    • 7
    Yanski90WinFull House, 6s and Aces1890.003077.50
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,043
    Even better.....
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    dunsreiverSmall blind200.00200.001957.50
    goldonBig blind400.00600.001020.00
    Your hole cards
    • 10
    • 7
    TDuffy89Fold
    pe4nutFold
    dunsreiverCall200.00800.001757.50
    goldonCheck
    Flop
    • 9
    • J
    • J
    dunsreiverCheck
    goldonCheck
    Turn
    • 8
    dunsreiverBet400.001200.001357.50
    goldonAll-in1020.002220.000.00
    dunsreiverCall620.002840.00737.50
    dunsreiverShow
    • 8
    • K
    goldonShow
    • 10
    • 7
    River
    • 8
    dunsreiverWinFull House, 8s and Jacks2840.003577.50
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