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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    and, when, it's A3 ( me) v A2 with an A on the flop, but, who is favorite?
    ti's, actually, 75% to split,.. on the flop,.. but, lol





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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,501
    Save your Gold Sprinkle the Love "Wise Men only become wise with AGE. cough!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    HiscoxxSmall blind25.0025.002845.00
    goldonBig blind50.0075.00875.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • 10
    FlashzFold
    toontoon24Fold
    580w3nCall50.00125.00575.00
    HiscoxxFold
    goldonCheck
    Flop
    • 3
    • A
    • 10
    goldonBet50.00175.00825.00
    580w3nCall50.00225.00525.00
    Turn
    • J
    goldonCheck
    580w3nCheck
    River
    • 4
    goldonCheck
    580w3nBet100.00325.00425.00
    goldonCall100.00425.00725.00
    580w3nShow
    • 4
    • 10
    goldonMuck
    • K
    • 10
    580w3nWinTwo Pairs, 10s and 4s425.00850.00
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    diamondleediamondlee Member Posts: 68
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    diamondleeSmall blind200.00200.009980.00
    rloverid22Big blind400.00600.001100.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    Willy4uFold
    Ferg_LFCRaise1400.002000.0014110.00
    Cusack94Fold
    diamondleeAll-in9980.0011980.000.00
    rloverid22Fold
    Ferg_LFCCall8780.0020760.005330.00
    diamondleeShow
    • J
    • J
    Ferg_LFCShow
    • 9
    • A
    Flop
    • J
    • 8
    • A
    Turn
    • 9
    River
    • A
    Ferg_LFCWinFull House, Aces and 9s20760.0026090.00
    this happens all the while! lol
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,501
    Can beat that hands down, is it to do with calling an All in..... or salt in wounds. ?
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    pegasuso10Small blind75.0075.001195.00
    Crispi21Big blind150.00225.002325.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
    FuffyRaise300.00525.00665.00
    goldonCall300.00825.00990.00
    pegasuso10Fold
    Crispi21Fold
    Flop
    • 9
    • 2
    • 7
    FuffyBet150.00975.00515.00
    goldonRaise300.001275.00690.00
    FuffyAll-in515.001790.000.00
    goldonCall365.002155.00325.00
    FuffyShow
    • 7
    • 7
    goldonShow
    • Q
    • Q
    Turn
    • 7
    River
    • A
    FuffyWinFour 7s2155.002155.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,501
    I like my "Bad Beats" They keep me awake as the Alcohol kicks in.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBQdf2ZlDR0
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Dear ladies and gentleman

    So, I am not allowed, to so much as question? when, several times, every single day, I have been, on the wrong end, of exactly the below, for the last few weeks solid, many of those, exact hands, posted, maths, seems, to matter, Not.










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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,501
    Mr PJ tut tut ..... The R.N.G. ... like a car, is a Woman. Cough!

    Don't insult a Woman without expecting consequences ....... squeaky brakes flat tyre's.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,501
    See it's taking it out on me now.........come back
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    del1819Small blind800.00800.004235.00
    driptap103Big blind1600.002400.0011450.00
    Your hole cards
    • 10
    • 10
    melvin22All-in7970.0010370.000.00
    VINNYMCFold
    noviceplayFold
    goldonAll-in1760.0012130.000.00
    del1819Fold
    driptap103Fold
    melvin22Unmatched bet6210.005920.006210.00
    melvin22Show
    • A
    • 7
    goldonShow
    • 10
    • 10
    Flop
    • 6
    • 8
    • A
    Turn
    • A
    River
    • A
    melvin22WinFour Aces5920.0012130.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    And, it gets, better,

    Try, to use, context, context of, the tournament situation, my cards, my own play, opponents play, and, the hand run out.

    Today, one mtt, not (41,51,62,..ONE) happened to be, a £5.50 bounty hunter, happened to be, final table, happened to be, five players left, micro stack, shoves K 5 off (pre) myself, pocket AK, I raise that, 3bb, poket A Q off, shoves 5k,I snap call, this hand, to gaurentee a cash, take a bounty, 'naturally best hand pre, naturally best, after all the action'! Standard, for me to do the difficult bit, getting my chips in best, and plenty of oppos chips, then, the magic happens, here's, the run out.

    P. S, I have, zero clue, what it is like, to do, what my opponents do, with metronomic regularity, hit, the required cards, from a mile behind. I will, just keep, putting up, factual details.For factual detail, that's 71% good, on the flop, then, the turn card, lol.







    If, Sid James, was still about, he would, play the lead role, in,;
    'Carry On, UP the RNG' 😁



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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,362
    If Sid James was still about he would laugh at you.
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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    right up your khyber pass
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    When, you go near 3 hours deep, 12 runners left, look down at pocket QQ, decide, the one time, to be a bold hero, what could go wrong? Lol.




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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Still here,still chuckling, still shaking my head, detractors, can't, because, only true, test, would be, pocket cards, shown on delay, all play, available for analysis.

    Genuinely, I would like, to reproduce, the 'eye opener' well, for at least myself, directly from, a currently employed software engineer, not my observations, or thoughts, someone, who actually, actively, works, in the 'engine room' would dearly love, to, throw that open, and let's see, the replies.

    Anyway, any detractor, in fact, anyone, here, is a bounty hunter, on the bubble, hands in the air, who is snap folding,? I will start, (because I did, snap fold, who? is not, snap folding, with my pocket cards, and that flop) in deference to Delia Smith, let's be having you.

    You know, what's coming, don't you, lol, Paul, you are not, getting it in, rancid bad, rancid awful poker, enough, to dish out, the beats, and suck outs, back,... come on, really... 👍😂🙏

    a single 3,left in the deck, I had two, Oppo had one, we've got, pocket 33,77,A3,on,that bubble.






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    MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    People are either snap folding or shoving. raise folding is the worst possible play with limping a close second. Good luck finding a winning player who thinks limping from your stack is a good play.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204









    Molah, more, than more than happy, to produce, word for word, what a current, employed, ( sub contracted) you, know, who,you know what, has, blessed me with;

    Bless, your God, bless your Allah, bless, your Dieties, and, more importantly, our little friends.
    big, huge, actual, world breaking news, you better believe it, happened, happening, today,no longer, disclosure, DISCLOSED,..
    World to wrapped up, with `coronavirus', so deadly, a test required, to ascertain, if you have it, had it, and masks? really, equivalent of, a lightening rod attractent, in a thunder storm;

    can't, abide, the idiot, actually, with very good reason, but, the former, ministry of defence (UK) spokesman, Mr N Pope, services today, in high demand, why,? lol, off world, confirmed, not by that, Toby,.. to be fair, he did, actually, reiterate, today, live, yep, off world, not ours, and, the live radio audience, and, very well known, presenters, melted, live on air, wait, for overnight, World, a very very different place.



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    MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    If someone could translate that to English that would be helpful!
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,501
    MattBates said:

    If someone could translate that to English that would be helpful!

    Happy too........... He's not Happy.!

    He talks to Ghosts.

    Sky Poker has a Virus.

    He needs the help of God if he's to win on here.?

    The bullet that is the R.N.G. has his name on it.

    Finally he so desperately wan't to be you. cough!

    hope the helps. fwiw
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    So, I, declare, Mr Dealer, can, gladly, Tournament exit me, any which a way, you like, never ever be irked, in the slightest, deal up, turn river runner runner, next 50 mtts, dont worry, just variance, wont complain, wouldn't, couldnt, miss it, for the world ( even, we ain't, alone confirmation);
    the 'live' reaction, of head in the sand, media types, is hilarity personified.

    good, all coolio,

    I'll, just, keep, chuckling. Ps, gladly, post, a real, engineers, heads up.






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