You need to be logged in to your Sky Poker account above to post discussions and comments.

You might need to refresh your page afterwards.

the R. N. G.. in 'super variance Mode'

1457910

Comments

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Six Handed, over 3,500,000 to 1!
    Nil Admirai 13 😊😊😊
    Best Held 9,999,000 to 1!



    for a nano second, thought this might be the one time, 4-1 against, beats 1-4 on, but alas!
    All good fun πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰



  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Now, when misterpj the 4 to 1 On chance, things always play out, a bit different!

    Looks like, A Super Sunday VARIA~RINSE special.

    2 players, heads up, two consequtive hands.
    misterpj, and 1 a. n. Other.
    Hand 1, misterpj pocket suited 6 7 spades,flops a straight, 85% good, one card to come, in a 6,500 pot, misterpj does not win this hand!
    same two players, very next hand
    Hand 2,misterpj pocket K 10 suited diamonds, flops top pair top kicker, turns trips, 78% good, one card to come, in a 6000 chip pot, misterpj does not win this hand, either!
    Same two players, consequtive hands, 85% & 78% good, huge relevant pots, chaser takes down both, remind me?
    Any point, playing quality Poker, that's five months and two days, solid, day in, day out, ample evidence, provided, makes 'progress, somewhat difficult' happy, to 'share the varia rinse perma downswing' πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€§πŸ€§πŸ€§πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹










  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300

    Two and a half hours deep, 9 players left, 8 paid, a bit of 'your' Bubble Bizniz.
    Pot Size, 86,000
    2 players, heads up
    One player, holding pocket KK.. hmmm, what pj said, advised bout that hand?
    yes, plays itself, hmmm, but.
    Maths (sorry to boreΒ€burden anyone, with Poker Probability Math),
    could be deemed, tiny tad, relevant.
    Starting Hands, 83% v 17% KK raises
    On the flop, 83% v 17% KK gets it all in
    On the turn 96% v 4%, 86,000 chip pot, on the bubble.
    A super super rng variaRinse, special.
    That's all OK then, carry on regardless 0hhh Matron, Kenneth Williams.






    And, a likkle easy on a Sundee;
    Bunty Hunta 85% v 15% pocket 10 10 given a purple riva rinse.
    'he' can't play the game, refuse TUITION (coach, coach, coach) & 'simply, don't get, varia Rinse
    πŸ€•πŸ€§πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ€’




    And, I give you, 2 1/2 hours deep, 2 all ins, in front, misterpj snap calls both, ALL IN, ALL IN, naturally, plenty best, naturally 90 % good, one card to come, for the chip lead.
    Ya, VariaRinsing, makes it, not even awfully difficult;
    Ocams Razor..
















  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Reraise, ALL IN, it keeps, getting better and better!
    the CHERRY Astride the VariaRinse..
    It's a belter..Biggest Stack chip leader v smallest stack.





    Zillions against..., will let you know, if I ever, dish, a Single One Out. Arches EyeBrow


    And,.. Β£5.50 Bounty Hunter, 12 left, 10 paid
    Shortest Stack, gets it all in v Biggie. they, do "run well"
    Shortie flops it 86% good, turns it 96% good
    Alas, BIGGY 4% takes it down, with the river!
    Surprising, that! Nice Work if ya can, geddit






    Naturally, the 'fold' option, Alien to plenty.
    chase, chase it, all the way, to the river rinse io, (naturally, the chase hits the river)
    If, ALL IN on the turn, not a chance, they lay down, as the player, herself, advised me,
    He, is World Class.. πŸ˜‹









  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,528

    Did you limp in with A-Q?
  • DrudkhDrudkh Member Posts: 113
    Did you seriously post a hand where I played for a 1.5bb stacks bounty blind vs blind?
  • Angmar2626Angmar2626 Member Posts: 886
    Ul with the AQ. To clarify, I posted 'world class poker' in the chat because I thought that was your catch phrase. Better luck next time!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Roll Up Roll Up....
    super variaRinse, rng, in Plaine Site....
    .... and, in a huge, tourney defining 4 way all in pot,
    class player, equity massive, flops a Set 101010
    .... the 5% hand equity Poke,... Guess What. {laa}
    Only, that River Rinse, too aviod.... lmao







    Being best, playing best, counts for.... Lol

    Has, the random generation engine? Caught CONVid.
    When, did the thing, last have a forensic scrutiny test, (full) transparent.

  • MP33MP33 Member Posts: 6,300
    unlucky again

    Came accross a player on another site last night called "nowinpj"

    Would that be you by any chance?

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,043
    sounds about right....... ?
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,201
    Its obviously a bent RNG and not the fact you are absolute s hite.....call the cops
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Does, your RNG machine, possibly require..
    New Spark Plugs?
    Oil Change?
    Has, he a blown Head Gasket?
    Perhaps, check, re check, 'the parts are full factory!!!' no Dodge pot, pattern non sense...
    Anyways, ask, the other players, at this table...
    The delayed 'hang' river card delivery, set a New World Record.
    Elephant in room, the {Ascds} been, a very HOT POTATO, here before.

    Oh, well, standard, turn river runner runner to banjax, best hand, best player. SUPREME Stuff Again






    Even, the Throopenny Bit, if not fallen, is precariously balancing on 'the edge', a few of ya own.
    That's summit πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜‹πŸ€’πŸ€§πŸ€•πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Time, for a Revolutionary tic~tac
    The, 'get it in r'elentlessy bad toc~tic
    seems way forward...




  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Roll Up Roll Up
    'guess what happens next?'
    4 hours deep
    8 players left
    {< reference the second best two, again!!! >} referenced, several times
    that's, pocket KK
    a mere, 65,000 chip pot
    a mere 89% hand equity, only the jolly ole river, and... Guess

    Don't panic, or knit me Mittens, I fold, KJ, but KK, he bold, he good, he get a rinse




    And, the moral is? Get it in, BEHIND, the way forward! forget Math n Probability πŸ€’πŸ˜‡πŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Roll up, Roll Up
    On the hour, daily, every hour;
    `your' Super VariaRinses









  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    How?
    About?
    A cumulative.. BAD BEAT. bonus?. NO OFFERS. πŸ˜œπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ€”, cumulative (3 years) no contest πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŽ„πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
    Love YOU ALL.
    β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
    Tony,the Nozzer, Prof of MAD, fans, (haters)
    All gravy, even love MoulahBenji.
    2nd best, tourney no limit player....

    Kind of tuff.. 3 hours deep, 90 % shots river cracked!
    Followed by, mega stack, v Small Stack,..
    What, the small stack, gonna do?..
    Call, GHOST ΒΏ Pot Busters..
    Nothing much..like,garbage hand, from the BB, flop 2 pair.. Lmaoff
    ... just, VARIA river RINSE 😜😜😜




    moments later..... Any.. LABOTOMIZED.. 3 left, BIG BLIND.. small stack, v.. Hmmm!




    Gwan.. Guess, what RANDOM.. Next.. πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Just, random man n variaRinse, my Dear Watson.. XxxxxXxxxXxxx
  • DrudkhDrudkh Member Posts: 113
    That's unfortunate. You really want to be winning those 3bb pots. Especially when you've courageously come out with a limp on the button from your 6bb stack
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,528
    Drudkh said:

    That's unfortunate. You really want to be winning those 3bb pots. Especially when you've courageously come out with a limp on the button from your 6bb stack

    @Drudkh

    It beggars belief, doesn't it?
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    And....
    Reraise..
    2 1/2 hours deep
    Standard Board. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    you, deserve, a Knighthood πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Sign In or Register to comment.