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the R. N. G.. in 'super variance Mode'

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Lol

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    facts of matter - thus
    nozzer, yours truly, bonded tighter than.....
    2wo 2wit 2woo 2 Alabahma tiks
    res-Peck thing.. we, didn't strike wager,thank numerous Dieties....
    the Nozzer, over Horizon.. away, gone..
    Not even deployed kers (K. E. R. S)
    when Pike, drop that, be all over the Benji MoulahBenji, Raa Raa rash style.


    Good job.. !
    Its satire Jim, but from a. n other galaxy xxx
    anyways, myself the Miner Feret & many others, not a winπŸ˜‰K..
    I tell ya, of your shut eye, nearly a MONTH.. a month..!
    the boy pikes, Savage, Downswing.. went on, nigh a Calender month!
    the Miner Feret, Me, others, could ne sleep, at all, so savage,twas,I tell you (try 3 years,i digress!)

    Anyways.. the man, the myth, the legend, the boy pike, is a player, of immense DISTINCTION πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
    We;he I, 'US' bonded
    It's Julius & Vincent.. confused?
    I'll help πŸ˜πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

    Clue. a pear, avocado,.. Twin.. nings produce fine mighty Rosee Lea xxx
    Now, my naughty naughty Ahh dab dab dab peeps, don't be pidgeon holing, whom, be who, a man of Distinction
    πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ€•πŸ€§πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŒ²πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸŽ…
    the Nozzer, cantering quick time, 10 bag O sandy lane, the pj..
    Go, TORTOISE style, 18 months (year n arf) plenty plenty time left, for that flopped K high St flush to holdπŸ˜‰πŸ’πŸ’πŸŽ…πŸŽ…, maybe, just a one or twit woo of 94% good mega hands, might, I say mite bite, n just hold, miracles Appen.

    See, misterpj, perma, 3 year.. U know what..
    Acclimatised to it (rather well?) gotta be nailed on, for the Award, this year, Benji, dont u dare, back it this year, you could stop, a run away express locomotive.. See, thing is, the constant...
    Local difficulty.. What, you think... 4 hours deep, in the blind, looky looky, JQ
    flop one, turn ta witty woo, that's.. QQQ J kickety kick.. A chance?
    Serious? You need to ask me?
    You, already know, the answer, bout MILLION 2 ONE, tricky those FLOPPED BOATS.!!!! standard, standard, read all bout it.. Xxx.. but, 'he, not and never mind, not, a Jot
    Proud, of pike, that not.. nothing, but Jenni (with an I, stunning gal)
    Wp, Wd the Nozzer, drop the Kers, go for Gold, inspired, my joy Pike. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’πŸŽ…πŸŽ„πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    Meanwhile.. Paul.. You just got to learn, to, snap FOLD πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹


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    bongo69bongo69 Member Posts: 197
    PJ, how come you never respond to people's observations about how you're playing these hands?
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    stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,634
    bongo69 said:

    PJ, how come you never respond to people's observations about how you're playing these hands?

    Cue , no response 😢
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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,362
    edited October 2020
    bongo69 said:

    PJ, how come you never respond to people's observations about how you're playing these hands?


    The RNG is broken, and its effecting his rise up the sharkscope leader board is the only narrative.
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,299
    stokefc said:

    bongo69 said:

    PJ, how come you never respond to people's observations about how you're playing these hands?

    Cue , no response 😢
    Paul....how's the 10k profit and sharky rating of 80+ going? ;)

    My charity for your kind donation of Β£100 is

    St Luke's hospice, Winsford, Cheshire( in memory of my dear old dad Danny Evans :'( )

    No point in letting them wait till May 2021...innit? >:)

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    As an aside
    Thread title is?
    Going to use the word.. erm.... 'uncanny'
    What is?
    So, we are 2 1~2 hours deep
    9 players left, 8 get paid, the Jolly Ole Bubble
    'uncanny' what is? this is!
    The chip leading mega stack, tangles with the micro stack
    Micro, must have been, on good terms, with 'her' 'him' self
    I would have been, pocket KQ, FLOP KK QQ and a bit of your 82% good hand equity, as the snap all in, inevitably happened.
    Then, the other 'inevitable' happens!
    that variaRinse





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    DrudkhDrudkh Member Posts: 113
    misterpj said:


    Meanwhile.. Paul.. You just got to learn, to, snap FOLD πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹


    Where is the rest of this hand? The suspense is killing me! Did they have Aces?
    You are right that this is a snap fold, however I have a feeling we are on a different page about when the fold should occur.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Are you allowed?
    Too chuckle 😁😁😁
    Context always relevant...



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    PKRParPKRPar Member Posts: 2,233
    lol
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    'Super Variance'
    let's take a looky then...
    Β£5.50 bounty hunter....
    I doubt? the hand holding 2% equity, in a 3 (three way all in) was sat very comfy
    Pot, for the outright chip lead, 2 (two bounties)
    AA 10 kicker 78% might have felt reasonable
    66 9 kicker 20% feeling not so reasonable
    Mr 2% had already said goodbye
    But, always varia~rinse



    And you wonder, why some of 'us' dare to share, lol.

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Thought 'wee jimmy crowleys' ability in the saddle be the best larf today...
    It gets Trump ed
    looky looky, 2nd best 2,you could wish to see..(again and again and again)
    Lol




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    DrudkhDrudkh Member Posts: 113
    I'm starting to notice a pattern with the amount of big blinds you have when you're taking these beats
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Coach wanted (urgent)



    required coaching needed, to stop, relentlessly getting it in, 80% good (average) and sirrinseavari

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    'fascinating' the 'Variance in the Big Stacks favour'
    I need, zero no limit hold em education, bout wider ranges, and stacked players, gambling it up.
    I always refer, the Honorable Gentleman, to 'its a simple question of math'..
    Wise words, the Factotums actually, ECHO echo that.

    Now, we have a bounty hunter, going towards 3 hours deep
    We have the mega stack, v the small stack, not once, but twice, in 3 minutes.
    Hand One, funnily enough, small stacks pocket KK, gets it all in, mega good, no A on the flop, but insta spikes that turn.
    Hand Two, moments later, funnily enough, my exit hand (lol) zillionth time
    Big stacks, got 6% hand equity, on need to dodge the river rinse, spikes a deuce, a river deuce, into A6 (suited) AA, mighty glorious work, if only 'one' could ever get, any.
    How do they do it,
    What's it like?
    No idea, hitting required cards, from Tailed off?
    Same player, takes, chunks of chips, chunks of bounties, v 2 small stacks, moments apart.








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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Β£5.50 dym
    Super Super Variarinse





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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,299
    Hey Paul....hope all is well...tbf on sharky you are showing a profit, which is better than me so I'm not worthy!

    I don't bother looking at your hands anymore-no point- but as long as you are still enjoying playing(and losing ;) ) that's good enough surely?

    If both of us are still around in May 21, I will happily pay up my side of our bet (Β£200 to you ) because that will mean 3 things

    You have attained Β£10k profit by then
    You will also have attained a sharky rating of 80 or above
    You have had lollo/chickenmelt/MattBates etc playing the games for you :p
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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    madprof said:

    Hey Paul....hope all is well...tbf on sharky you are showing a profit, which is better than me so I'm not worthy!

    I don't bother looking at your hands anymore-no point- but as long as you are still enjoying playing(and losing ;) ) that's good enough surely?

    If both of us are still around in May 21, I will happily pay up my side of our bet (Β£200 to you ) because that will mean 3 things

    You have attained Β£10k profit by then
    You will also have attained a sharky rating of 80 or above
    You have had lollo/chickenmelt/MattBates etc playing the games for you :p

    lol bit harsh mad1
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Gpc πŸ‘πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‡

    make Sir, an 'enquiry or 7,778' on my behalf
    as an aside, and R. I. P each and all;
    pj used to be fascinated, Ross & Norris Mcwearter plus Roy Castle
    `ting'call, Guinness Book of World Records
    Is, it still going?
    If so, apply on my behalf, for TWO World records
    (1) record consequtive (all in pre) the number of times pocket KK cracked, with a pocket A pair the board
    (2) record consequtive (all in pre) the number of times pocket KK cracked by anything, when biggest stack v smallest stack
    caveat, heads up situ.

    Strike Up the Orchestra, all together now;
    YOUR A RECORD BREAKER......................




    Off, to see, Queen of da Inksta, the gorgeous Sue...
    Left to right, on left hand,
    Paul, Snap Fold
    Left to right, on right hand
    Pocket KK every time
    'poker coach' required, specific area of coaching, stop, getting it, ALL IN, best,in the mega hands, futile β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŒ²πŸŒ²πŸŒ²πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸŽ…πŸŽ…πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ˜‡

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