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THE CHURCH OF DAZLER

DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
edited October 2012 in Poker Chat
Have you been having a run of bad luck by so called donks or fish or maybe you are one. If so id like you to tell me all about it. Consider me your parishioner of poker and tell me your sins or if you just want to air off some of that anger that we all know puts us on tilt and dosnt help our play! come here to calm down or scream and shout about it. You will feel better and we can learn how to deal with these monsters of bad beats. Get mad and get even this is the place to chat about it no matter how  trivial. was the all in a sin let me know 0:) }:(

BACK BY CHOICE OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE SKY POKER COMMUNITY
Praise be the lord of the poker gods its been a year since my last confession. I have neglected my flock at sky poker and there fore am going to make every effort to listen and answer any Sins my fellow poker players have been making over the past year and im sure there are a lot of them. I want each and every one of you to think hard about what you have done to those players you have taken chips from and not even said thank you too or gg wp when you knock them out, and for every time you have called someone a donk when the little bugg ers have hit there runner runner and knocked you out (me included). Lets all look at the good runs and nuns as well as the bad and reflect upon our good nature and positive play. If you have something other than poker on your mind that you just cant live with out sharing with your dear Father Dazler then let me know and ill try to help. 

Peace, Love and Run Well at the tables
Father Dazler :)

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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    Dont forget this is the poker church so keep it clean ill have no **** swearing. :)
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  • Craig1360Craig1360 Member Posts: 19
    edited July 2009

    The first one!

    I always feel bad in ones hope that people feel bad when they do it to my good self! lol

    :)

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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    The first one! I always feel bad in ones hope that people feel bad when they do it to my good self! lol :)
    Posted by Craig1360
    bless you my son its good to know there are poker saints out there. Its good to win but remember those poor souls you take chips from :)
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited July 2009
    Can you muliply the fish to feed the masses?
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  • mr_mbromr_mbro Member Posts: 1,152
    edited July 2009
    hi
    i am always polite at the table, especially if i dont know the players, however if i do know them well, i will have a bit of fun, but its is never nasty and i can take it back and to be honest with those players then it normally comes back in spade so is fun and we normally laugh in the bar about things.
    At the SPUKT final Tony Kendall commentated on my exit hand and said that i play in the correct spirit of the game.

    col
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  • mickjenn1mickjenn1 Member Posts: 740
    edited July 2009
    IM ALWAYS CHEEKY AT THE TABLE I MUST SAY, BUT ALSO I HAVE A LAFF AM NOT RUDE LOL
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    Can you muliply the fish to feed the masses?
    Posted by SoLack
    Im affraid im just a poker preacher but like moses i am unable to divide the sea but i can divide a fishes chip stack and leave them flapping around on the poker room floor :) Im sure there are always plenty left for you to have your last supper :)
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    hi i am always polite at the table, especially if i dont know the players, however if i do know them well, i will have a bit of fun, but its is never nasty and i can take it back and to be honest with those players then it normally comes back in spade so is fun and we normally laugh in the bar about things. At the SPUKT final Tony Kendall commentated on my exit hand and said that i play in the correct spirit of the game. col
    Posted by mr_mbro
    Its always hard to be nice at the table when you get a bad beat and as you know if there is a poker god then there must be a poker devil who will sway you into derogatory comments but the holy spirit (TK) of the poker game is strong. There is nothing wrong in winding an opponent up as long as its taken in the right way. Remember look after others and they will look after you especialy if you take there chips :)
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    IM ALWAYS CHEEKY AT THE TABLE I MUST SAY, BUT ALSO I HAVE A LAFF AM NOT RUDE LOL
    Posted by mickjenn1
    Hi Mick glad you could come to the Church of Dazler. You know lies is a sin but i know you are a great character on here and always we have a good banter. As a deciple of sky poker you have many followers and now have a status of jesus. But remember the poker gods are more powerfull than you can imagine and watches everything we do. But i will prey to them for you Mick and hopfully he will answer with a Royal flush. just say it with we AALL INN gl m8
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited July 2009
    You'll get no money out of me priest! lol

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  • mickjenn1mickjenn1 Member Posts: 740
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : Hi Mick glad you could come to the Church of Dazler. You know lies is a sin but i know you are a great character on here and always we have a good banter. As a deciple of sky poker you have many followers and now have a status of jesus. But remember the poker gods are more powerfull than you can imagine and watches everything we do. But i will prey to them for you Mick and hopfully he will answer with a Royal flush. just say it with we AALL INN gl m8
    Posted by Dazler
     
    aall inn ur crazy daz
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER :   aall inn ur crazy daz
    Posted by mickjenn1
    Hallelujah brother Dazler
    I fear brother mick has not seen the light

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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : Hallelujah brother Dazler I fear brother mick has not seen the light
    Posted by IAMALLIN2

    GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER IAMALLIN2 PRAISE BE

    yey do i walk through the valley of the shadow of bad poker players! i shall fear no donks for i am the baddest poker player on the table. Mick will see the light he has just strayed of the path a bit as we all do lol :)
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    You'll get no money out of me priest! lol
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    As you know its better to receive than give in this game and if I meet you at the table donations will be welcome. Repent you sins of poker and I shall forgive you for you blasfimy :)
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    I would just like to take this opportunity to say a prayer for tonights 7k garanteed open. And ask the poker gods to give us great cards and lots of luck. And dont forget to play poker every sunday on the good lords day of rest :) praise be fellow poker players.
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  • Sky_RichSky_Rich Member Posts: 3,837
    edited July 2009
    i absolutely love this thread, Well done Dazler - great work.
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    i absolutely love this thread, Well done Dazler - great work.
    Posted by Sky_Rich
    thank you sky_rich its always nice to know that the word of the the sky gods is appreciated. I wish you well and come back and visit anytime :) just got knocked out of the velocity with pocket Js against 89 after i raised 3 times the blind pre flop and the other player hits 2 pair on the flop. Just goes to show i need a place to come when things go bad. But i have to keep the faith :)
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited July 2009
    Keep on keeping on dazler.  Say a prayer for me to cash at at least one tourney tomorrow please.  Aisle be grateful if you could.
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited July 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    Keep on keeping on dazler.  Say a prayer for me to cash at at least one tourney tomorrow please.  Aisle be grateful if you could.
    Posted by SoLack

    No problem my son i shall prey to the poker gods and hope they answer. Ill make it a big preyer as you probalbly need it :) so you should win a nice amount tomorrow. GL SoLack let me know how you do.
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited July 2009
    Thank you father, the poker gods were generous without being extragavent.  I toiled away in the 19:00 freeroll and managed to make the cash.  £0.55 to be exact (I don't usually play the freerolls but with this kind of success I may turn pro).  But even better was to come - I also cashed in the open - £66.  So thank you for the word you had with the lords almighty (maybe you could ask for final table for tomorrow?).

    Amen
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