An Irish priest is driving down to Bristol and gets stopped for speeding in the center of town. The policeman smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
pomfrittes Small blind 20.00 20.00 6582.50 melvin1958 Big blind 40.00 60.00 8275.00 Your hole cards J K chubbers Call 40.00 100.00 6970.00 taylos711 Fold TREMAYNE Raise 120.00 220.00 4847.50 BARBIE59 Fold pomfrittes Fold melvin1958 Call 80.00 300.00 8195.00 chubbers Fold Flop 2 10 K melvin1958 Bet 300.00 600.00 7895.00 TREMAYNE Raise 975.00 1575.00 3872.50 melvin1958 Call 675.00 2250.00 7220.00 Turn 4 melvin1958 Check TREMAYNE Bet 520.00 2770.00 3352.50 melvin1958 Raise 2165.00 4935.00 5055.00 TREMAYNE Call 1645.00 6580.00 1707.50 River J melvin1958 All-in 5055.00 11635.00 0.00 TREMAYNE All-in 1707.50 13342.50 0.00 melvin1958 Unmatched bet 3347.50 9995.00 3347.50 melvin1958 Show 9 Q TREMAYNE Show J K melvin1958 Win Straight to the King 9995.00 13342.50 Forgive me as this hand tilted me so bad I unreged from the totty and let my team down in the DTD Posted by TREMAYNE
we all try to do our best and certain things can tilt us over the edge im sure your team m8's will forgive you if not you can always join the plonkers im also guilty of not playing properly for the blue team as i was in the middle of watching a movie with the vicar of dibbley and went out quickly so i could watch the rest. Let us both prey now and ask our teams for forgivness im sure they will understand 0:) alllllinnnnn
I met an airhostess in Als bar, and after a few G&Ts, she tried to convert me to the poker dark side. With her womanly guile, and after a few beers, she has persuaded me that I should join her for mile high rub downs by going Allllliiiin Praise be!!! pre flop with 7 2 offsuit, then showing them to my opponents for the rub down.
Bless me Dazler for I have sinned. I met an airhostess in Als bar, and after a few G&Ts, she tried to convert me to the poker dark side. With her womanly guile, and after a few beers, she has persuaded me that I should join her for mile high rub downs by going Allllliiiin Praise be!!! pre flop with 7 2 offsuit, then showing them to my opponents for the rub down. Should I give in to this temptress? Allllllliiiiin Praise be!! Posted by 67Bhoys
Bless me Dazler for I have sinned. I met an airhostess in Als bar, and after a few G&Ts, she tried to convert me to the poker dark side. With her womanly guile, and after a few beers, she has persuaded me that I should join her for mile high rub downs by going Allllliiiin Praise be!!! pre flop with 7 2 offsuit, then showing them to my opponents for the rub down. Should I give in to this temptress? Allllllliiiiin Praise be!! Posted by 67Bhoys
My sins have increased threefold Father Dazler. The initial Airhostess has returned to the bar with 2 other Airhostess. All 3 are of the sinful type and have shoved pre with 72. They are trying to corrupt my poker soul and want me to join them in their dasterdly sinful acts.
How can I possibly resist these temptresseses, especially after a few beers when they begin to look not so bad.
Help before I get drawn into heaven knows what kind of debauchery!!
In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : My sins have increased threefold Father Dazler. The initial Airhostess has returned to the bar with 2 other Airhostess. All 3 are of the sinful type and have shoved pre with 72. They are trying to corrupt my poker soul and want me to join them in their dasterdly sinful acts. How can I possibly resist these temptresseses, especially after a few beers when they begin to look not so bad. Help before I get drawn into heaven knows what kind of debauchery!! PS. The bar bill for these 3 is extortionate. Posted by 67Bhoys
I know brother they are a wicked pair but fear not i have been watching them very carefully and they have also tempted me into there debauchery! ive been up all night preying for all of our poker souls and bearing a great deal of regret for my sins and yours and theres. Ive been to the bar and its being run by a WOMEN! the Airhostesses are perposfully shoving all ins with 72 off suit. Its just gone to the dogs lately, and none of them have been to the church in over a week to ask for forgiveness! im beginning to think they might be possessed by the poker devil him/her self! All i can do at the moment is have some of my communial wine from the Church sellar and ask the holy spirit for guidence in this matter. Im thinking that some kind of exorsism may be needed.
forgive me lord for i have sinned as i made a really bad call and donked a hand, i promise this will not happen again, and i know you were looking out for me when this happend because of all the bad beat i had made on me today, i appologise to the player i did this too as he did not deserve this. I shall prey for him to win and get lucky as i did and i should know better and lead by example!
forgive me lord for i have sinned as i made a really bad call and donked a hand, i promise this will not happen again, and i know you were looking out for me when this happend because of all the bad beat i had made on me today, i appologise to the player i did this too as he did not deserve this. I shall prey for him to win and get lucky as i did and i should know better and lead by example! Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance martoni0 Small blind 200.00 200.00 6547.50 grandad_3 Big blind 400.00 600.00 12655.00 Your hole cards 7 A Dazler Raise 1200.00 1800.00 18907.50 martoni0 All-in 6547.50 8347.50 0.00 grandad_3 Fold Dazler Call 5547.50 13895.00 13360.00 martoni0 Show A J Dazler Show 7 A Flop 7 Q A Turn 5 River 8 Dazler Win Two Pairs, Aces and 7s 13895.00 27255.00 Posted by Dazler
Dear Father, Attonement for your sins has not been achieved by prayer alone, you are in need of higher guidence "Praise Be All In" surely you must seek redemption in the skys and regain your holy wings with a 72 off All in, can you not see the virtue of added wings? (~o~)
i think i need some special forgivness,on wed freeroll at 1am,( having left als bar in not a great state,) i enrolled into said tourney,at least 4 times i pushed all in with no hand,and rivered a winner. i dont know who the players were, but i can only imagine the names i was called.BUT if they called it must make them as bad as me. Also a warning to all members of als bar, when i left there the other night i was stopped by the police,they asked me where i was going to at 2am?? i said to a lecture about alchohol abuse and its effects on the older body, intriuged, the officer asked who would give a lecture at that time???
I repent Father!! I Am just a Drunken B um, preteding to be a Husband, Father, Businessman, Team Captain, Pokerplayer[lol] & Good Egg!! please dont send me to Hades & support Chelscum for all Eternity!! I will do some Good, please forgive me!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
a man like you has many crosses to bear my brother. Do not fret as i am selling Holy Burgers with a free glass of holy comunial wine to wash it down with, one bite of this burger and a sip of this wine will free you of your burduns and give you a nice big fat belly like all the other Chelscum supporters 0:) god bless you my son and gl
I have been regularly frequenting a house of ill repute called AL's Bar. This place takes more of my hard earned money behind the bar than a typical Sky river card. I am in a quandary in what to do about it TBH. I am not sure why but I feel I belong there and there are some good folk that come in and say hello to me from time to time.
So I need your honest advice.
Do I....
a) Carry on regardless?
b) Spend/waste more money on poker &gambling than drink & women?
Well it may be a house of ill repute, but at least it keeps sinners that go there off the street and entertained. Id much rather see you all kick back after a long hard day of poker, and have a pint at your establishment. As you know i too have my demons when i come in and cant help but to try out the DRINK, DRINK, GIRLZ, DRINK and late night lock ins. But i always do it in the safty of your establishments and think you do a wonderfull job Barman. I have my church which you visit and you have your pub which i visit and thats how it should be. Dont feel guilty my son just keep the faith and i think you should A. Carry on regardless B. Spend All your winnings on Drink and Girlz as long as you keep a bit back for more stock in the pub and also dont forget to donate to The church of Dazler. As far as a diary is concerned its upto you just be carefull of what you put in it what happens in Als bar! Stays in Als bar! you understand?
i knew bumping this would stir up an old reg not that your old or anything lol where on earth have you been please stay and post all your sins and frolicks we misses you x
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He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
I met an airhostess in Als bar, and after a few G&Ts, she tried to convert me to the poker dark side. With her womanly guile, and after a few beers, she has persuaded me that I should join her for mile high rub downs by going Allllliiiin Praise be!!! pre flop with 7 2 offsuit, then showing them to my opponents for the rub down.
Should I give in to this temptress?
Allllllliiiiin Praise be!!
Short Answer - YES "praise be all in" :-))
How can I possibly resist these temptresseses, especially after a few beers when they begin to look not so bad.
Help before I get drawn into heaven knows what kind of debauchery!!
PS. The bar bill for these 3 is extortionate.
Dear Father,
Attonement for your sins has not been achieved by prayer alone, you are in need of higher guidence "Praise Be All In" surely you must seek redemption in the skys and regain your holy wings with a 72 off All in, can you not see the virtue of added wings? (~o~)
i think i need some special forgivness,on wed freeroll at 1am,( having left als bar in not a great state,) i enrolled into said tourney,at least 4 times i pushed all in with no hand,and rivered a winner. i dont know who the players were, but i can only imagine the names i was called.BUT if they called it must make them as bad as me.
Also a warning to all members of als bar, when i left there the other night i was stopped by the police,they asked me where i was going to at 2am?? i said to a lecture about alchohol abuse and its effects on the older body, intriuged, the officer asked who would give a lecture at that time???
THAT WOULD BE THE WIFE I SAID
I Am just a Drunken B um, preteding to be a Husband, Father, Businessman, Team Captain, Pokerplayer[lol] & Good Egg!!
please dont send me to Hades & support Chelscum for all Eternity!!
I will do some Good, please forgive me!!
REPENT! AND BE SAVED.
Bless you Brother Maxally 0:)
i knew bumping this would stir up an old reg not that your old or anything lol where on earth have you been