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THE CHURCH OF DAZLER

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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : i think brother dazler has run off with brother solack :( wots us girls to do now with all these whips n chains lol
    Posted by annie_duke
    ummmmmm...i know..  let`s prey together Sister Annie, see what answers we get xxxxx :)
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  • annie_dukeannie_duke Member Posts: 545
    edited August 2009
    ummmmmmmmmmm ok lol
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : i think brother dazler has run off with brother solack :( wots us girls to do now with all these whips n chains lol
    Posted by annie_duke
    NOOOOO

    Thats just set me off again

    LOL

    Gary
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited August 2009
    I have the spare keys - meet me outside the dungeon at midnight.  (Don't mention this to Father Dazler please)
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited August 2009
    You're in - but Father Dazler will need to give the final confirmation.  You mean there are six other deadly sins?  Could you enlighten....
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    I have the spare keys - meet me outside the dungeon at midnight.  (Don't mention this to Father Dazler please)
    Posted by SoLack
    But brother Solack, Father Dazler is the all seeing all knowing poker God, surely he will know.... but my thoughts..so hard to resist your offer...where is he? Maybe he is testing us to see what we will do while he isnt around??? bit ris K brother.....
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    Does the church of dazler take in orphan's ?  my father was struck down by a bolt of lightening from sky setting his pants on fire and he has run off and left me an orphan. I'm a good church going lad not been spat out by the whale looking for new father figure and guidance. If you accept me  you must promise not to run off with the keys and the naughty nuns in search of the holly Grail that is the burning bush. If you do the Lord will bring down a terrible vengeance on you called Nun Flu it is sweeping the poker tables as I speak affecting 95% of the players in the MTTs and eventually effect the church collection box. Keep the Faith show charity and except me into your congregation and I promise to help you resist the temptations of the flesh.  p.s.  would it be alright for me to try the other six deadly sins. Strictly in the name of science of course. 
    Posted by goldon
    BROTHER GOLDEN... whatever do you take us nuns for???  uh??    :)
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
              Sister Candi   Are you telling me and the Church that you are one of the vestal virgins and never experienced the burning bush.    Holly Moses.  You'll be saying next you've never won at cards.  XXX
    Posted by goldon
    J am I am I am indeed! Since ive become a nun that is.......and yes i have always lost at cards since becoming a nun @)
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
        You Nuns,  as pure as the driven snow  !!!!!!  think not Father Dazler will make you say 10 hail Mary's      If its true then I hope Father Dazler doesn't ask me to become a NUN although I could get into the habit    dressing up in black singing    What are we going to do about Candi a willow the wisp extra extra. There's a career in the west end if you are interested seeing as your poker is suffering. The Sound of Music looking for Nuns.  WARNING !!!! you'll have to take the Hymen test.  think I spelt that right.
    Posted by goldon

    HYMN is what i think you meant

    LOL

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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
        You Nuns,  as pure as the driven snow  !!!!!!  think not Father Dazler will make you say 10 hail Mary's      If its true then I hope Father Dazler doesn't ask me to become a NUN although I could get into the habit    dressing up in black singing    What are we going to do about Candi a willow the wisp extra extra. There's a career in the west end if you are interested seeing as your poker is suffering. The Sound of Music looking for Nuns.  WARNING !!!! you'll have to take the Hymen test.  think I spelt that right.
    Posted by goldon
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
        You Nuns,  as pure as the driven snow  !!!!!!  think not Father Dazler will make you say 10 hail Mary's      If its true then I hope Father Dazler doesn't ask me to become a NUN although I could get into the habit    dressing up in black singing    What are we going to do about Candi a willow the wisp extra extra. There's a career in the west end if you are interested seeing as your poker is suffering. The Sound of Music looking for Nuns.  WARNING !!!! you'll have to take the Hymen test.  think I spelt that right.
    Posted by goldon
    Willow the wisp.. Brother Golden i will have no willy in my wisp thankyou very much.. and a career in the west end and they may test my hymen..i can tell you true i will pass that test!
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : Willow the wisp.. Brother Golden i will have no willy in my wisp thankyou very much.. and a career in the west end and they may test my hymen..i can tell you true i will pass that test!
    Posted by candi
    ps. Praise be to Father Dazler
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
      Sister Candi   You are a true miracle the only one in the hole wide world with one intact     you sure you didn't have it put back when you had your last nip an tuck. Do you have certificated proof   oooooooook i dooooooky I believe you.  the race is chaps first one to get candi's cherry.!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by goldon
    Brother Golden i will have you know i have never been interfered with by the worldly sin of cosmetic surgery, everything is my own...and as far as getting my cherry..i am saving myself for better tings as a siser of the church of Dazler!
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited August 2009
    Im watching you all and hope you are behaving ill be back tomorrow !!!!!!!!
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  • bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
    edited August 2009


       :))   welcome  back Dazler    Poker Hospital look after you ok   :))
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    Im watching you all and hope you are behaving ill be back tomorrow !!!!!!!!
    Posted by Dazler
    Thank the Lord! xxxxx
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  • mickjenn1mickjenn1 Member Posts: 740
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
        Sister Candi   Number one Nun.    I'm on to your strategy keeping yourself pure for Father Dazler. Your looking to have the immaculate conception with him and produce the next Poker God !!!!!!--------  Jesus 2  ------- No good denying it.      Have you read the  good news my real Father is returning praise be the church of Father Dazler he can truly perform Miracles.   He's been a bit sneaky tho running around with another head on doing a canoe man is that allowed Father Dazler.
    Posted by goldon
    goldon you are crazy m8
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  • beaujolaisbeaujolais Member Posts: 218
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER :    Thank you Dad.   It only happened to me when that bolt of lightning ricoshade off your pants and hit me on the head.   Have you put the fire out yet   any blisters   can you sit down     you can   praise the lord and Father Dazler for his prayers have saved you from 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness.
    Posted by goldon
    lol
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
        Sister Candi   Number one Nun.    I'm on to your strategy keeping yourself pure for Father Dazler. Your looking to have the immaculate conception with him and produce the next Poker God !!!!!!--------  Jesus 2  ------- No good denying it.      Have you read the  good news my real Father is returning praise be the church of Father Dazler he can truly perform Miracles.   He's been a bit sneaky tho running around with another head on doing a canoe man is that allowed Father Dazler.
    Posted by goldon
    A Star is Born... you are such a clever brother for working out my game plan..praise be to Father Dazler..i can`t` wait to see him..its bin along time...what a Flashflush of Golden  light...we`ll soon be popping open the Beaujolais..Don`t` forget the annie Duke`s of haz` poker Honestly Father Dazler were not taking the mick`jenn..what do you say...IAMALLIN if you are! xxxxx
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : A Star is Born... you are such a clever brother for working out my game plan..praise be to Father Dazler..i can`t` wait to see him..its bin along time...what a Flashflush of Golden  light...we`ll soon be popping open the Beaujolais..Don`t` forget the annie Duke`s of haz` poker Honestly Father Dazler were not taking the mick`jenn..what do you say...IAMALLIN if you are! xxxxx
    Posted by candi
    Hi Sister Candi

    I am indeed still here

    I am spending 23 hours in a bath of ice cubes thanks to sister Annie and you

    Waiting for Father Dazlers wisdom

    BRRRRRR

    LOL

    Brother Gary
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