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THE CHURCH OF DAZLER

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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER : Hi Sister Candi I am indeed still here I am spending 23 hours in a bath of ice cubes thanks to sister Annie and you Waiting for Father Dazlers wisdom BRRRRRR LOL Brother Gary
    Posted by IAMALLIN2
    Hi Brother Gary, i am sorry to hear of you`re predick amont hunni the sins of the flesh can be a devil of a ting. Sit tight brother, Father Dazler`s ray of Light will warm you up. If not, i`m sure we can ting of another way!  :)

    Lots of love

    Sister Candi xxxxx
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited August 2009
    Oh my Poker gods what has been happening in the Church of Dazler! Ive been away for a couple of days with the great poker Pope to gain some much needed advise to up my bankroll. And look what i have come back too!! I think a few people will have to go to Dazlers Dungeon of Doom after some of the comments on here! after me of course. A few Sisters are ordaned and it turns into a house of ill repute. Now Brothers control yourself i know its HARD! (cough cough) but remember I shall punish the sisters if there is anymore talk of whips and chains i have been to Sister Ann Summers. Anyway I hope you heed my advice and will post the poker 10 comandmants to keep you all in check soon. Brother Golden all orphans are welcome and you may become a brother if you leave the sisters alone and stop talking about there burning bushes. Until you prove your self and repent the sins and naughtyness you have brought to the Church of Dazler, you may only be a deciple for now.
    Brother Gary it sounds like you need a cold shower of holy water and those ice cubes will do you good. Its warm in h ell and also in your underpants it seems. Now im sorry i have not been here for a while but thought i would leave it to my parish to fend for them selves and i will not be doing this again. Some great posts on here and even been put on the popular forums thanks to my deciples. And let me here an ALL INNN
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    Oh my Poker gods what has been happening in the Church of Dazler! Ive been away for a couple of days with the great poker Pope to gain some much needed advise to up my bankroll. And look what i have come back too!! I think a few people will have to go to Dazlers Dungeon of Doom after some of the comments on here! after me of course. A few Sisters are ordaned and it turns into a house of ill repute. Now Brothers control yourself i know its HARD! (cough cough) but remember I shall punish the sisters if there is anymore talk of whips and chains i have been to Sister Ann Summers. Anyway I hope you heed my advice and will post the poker 10 comandmants to keep you all in check soon. Brother Golden all orphans are welcome and you may become a brother if you leave the sisters alone and stop talking about there burning bushes. Until you prove your self and repent the sins and naughtyness you have brought to the Church of Dazler, you may only be a deciple for now. Brother Gary it sounds like you need a cold shower of holy water and those ice cubes will do you good. Its warm in h ell and also in your underpants it seems. Now im sorry i have not been here for a while but thought i would leave it to my parish to fend for them selves and i will not be doing this again. Some great posts on here and even been put on the popular forums thanks to my deciples. And let me here an ALL INNN
    Posted by Dazler
    Awwww praise be to God your back Father Dazler, i thank the good lord himself for your safe return. Please be assured we were allllll tempted and it was hard without your wing but all i can say is.. welcome home!    xxxxx
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER :    Sister Candi    Father Dazler has made me a Disciple provided I leave the Nuns cherries alone. Should I fold or play the Queens.  What Disciple should I be.  Goldon the baptist Mmmmm has a ring to it. Will need Father Dazlers holy water. But I cant turn it into wine. d amm can he.?   You were getting very excited about Father Dazlers return and cant wait to see him again.   Are you sure your familiar with the immaculate conception principal ---- Your in Bethlehem and he's in Birmingham. No fun having his baby.
    Posted by goldon
    AHHA! but you see brother Golden i have relatives in birmingham.. its where i originate from..so you see and with my wings and father Dazlers poker will the immaculate poker conception is a biiiigggggggg possibility! Ans cherries??? i think that is Sky bet not poke her  lol
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  • Sky_RichSky_Rich Member Posts: 3,837
    edited August 2009
    hey guys

    just a quick note... there have been a couple of posts on this thread that could be seen as abusive and have been removed. please keep things clean - this is a church after all ;)

    thanks for being understanding.

    Rich
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  • jasonjeggojasonjeggo Member Posts: 67
    edited August 2009

    HOW BORING ARE YOU SKY ??? CANT EVEN HAVE A JOKE ABOUT THE CANDLES !!!!!

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  • annie_dukeannie_duke Member Posts: 545
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
    HOW BORING ARE YOU SKY ??? CANT EVEN HAVE A JOKE ABOUT THE CANDLES !!!!!
    Posted by jasonjeggo
    lol u know where u can stick ya candles !!
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  • jasonjeggojasonjeggo Member Posts: 67
    edited August 2009

    ANNIE HOW RUDE R U ??? ;-) X

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  • annie_dukeannie_duke Member Posts: 545
    edited August 2009
    lol don't know wot ya mean ;)
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  • jasonjeggojasonjeggo Member Posts: 67
    edited August 2009
    UR MY GIRL !!! ;-) X
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  • annie_dukeannie_duke Member Posts: 545
    edited August 2009
    it's all cracking off 2nite jase lol
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2009
    In Response to Re: THE CHURCH OF DAZLER:
      OK   I'm off to beachy head Thelma and Louise offered me a lift,  say a prayer for me sisters see you all in the next life at the poker tables. GOD BLESS  [ last post ]
    Posted by goldon
    ..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  • Sky_RichSky_Rich Member Posts: 3,837
    edited September 2009
    Where is dazler!? i haven't seen him post for ages now?? maybe this should be a case for area 51??!

    Come back Dazler! - your church needs you...
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  • Sky_RichSky_Rich Member Posts: 3,837
    edited September 2009
    His blog is also awaiting his first entry!
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited September 2009
    Come back - all is forgiven.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited September 2009
    You're not Dazler, you're an intruder!
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited September 2009
    Awwwwww Bleesssssssss my flock has missed me. Sorry ive been away had other things to do like get a job :) But im back and hopfully with avengence my brothers and sisters. Ill explain all in my Blogg which should go up over the weekend. So check it out :)
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited September 2009
    Awwwwww yesssssssss it is but shhhhhhhhh NoseyBonk dont tell anyone lol ;)
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited April 2010
    BROTHERS AND SISTER I HAVE A CRUSADE ON MY HANDS AND AM CALLING ON ALL TO JOIN MY TEAM IN THE SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING THREAD TO JOIN WITH ME AND KICK SOME HOLLY BEHIND. SISTER ANNIE_DUKE HAS ALREADY JOINED THIS CRUSADE AND IM CALLING ON YOU ALL TO JOIN MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. ARMED WITH A HOLY HANDGRENADE AND SOME BAD AS S PLAYERS WE CAN WIN BUT I NEED MORE MEMBERS OF THE POKER CLOTH. THESE POKER SINNERS NEED TO BE SHOWN THE LIGHT AND LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON IN POKER.

    PRAISE BE AND GODBLESS YOU ALL 0:)
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited April 2010


     excellent thread daz your a topman !
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