Thank you father, the poker gods were generous without being extragavent. I toiled away in the 19:00 freeroll and managed to make the cash. £0.55 to be exact (I don't usually play the freerolls but with this kind of success I may turn pro). But even better was to come - I also cashed in the open - £66. So thank you for the word you had with the lords almighty (maybe you could ask for final table for tomorrow?). Amen Posted by SoLack
those that have faith will prosper my son ask and ye shall receive. But remember the lord giveth and the lord can taketh away. hopefully the latter. But continue keeping the faith and visiiting the Chruch of Dazler and you will do well. I shall continue to prey to the poker gods for us both my son. Well done on the free roll and the open and many more to come
I have just been knocked out of the bounty hunter by bluffing a player who had the nuts. I have learned a lesson that lies do not pay. I ask the poker gods for forgiveness and shall change my ways id like to appologise to my congregation for my moment of weakness. I will endevour to play tight and only play true hands from now on.
I am a man of the poker cloth and should know better.
Stay true and play well fellow poker players we all can be tempted by the poker devil in our heads just try to block him out.
Forgive me father for i have sinned, i bluffed an opponent with one of the accursed hands, 72 suited, for a pot worth 35 BB's. Then something terrible happened! They folded on the river and something evil and horrid took over within me and forced me to SHOW THEM MY BLUFF!! I can only beg forgiveness.
that was very evil indeed my child and i shall prey for your forgiveness although you have come to me in shame of this and i admire your honesty. But dont blame yourself too much as you did get your chips in so the other player couldnt of had that great a hand and your bluff worked. This takes a lot of courage, Showing your hand probably wasnt the best move because all the other players now know you are capable of doing dispicable things the positive thing is it probably learnt the other guy a lesson into not getting involved with players like you my child. for penence i want you to say 2 ALL INNS and 4 shuffle up and deals.
Not quite ft, but did cash in the bh - went out to eventual winner my AQ against AK both suited. I played like a fool in the deepstack though - unexpectedly had to miss first hour, had only lost a tenth of my starting stack but had a rush of blood and tried to bluff with 56 suited, hit my flush on river but oppo outflushed me!
this is a great thread and has really tickled my sense of humor. would you be interested in writing a blog Dazler? if so make sure you shout up when we re-open our blogging competition in september. take a look here
Not quite ft, but did cash in the bh - went out to eventual winner my AQ against AK both suited. I played like a fool in the deepstack though - unexpectedly had to miss first hour, had only lost a tenth of my starting stack but had a rush of blood and tried to bluff with 56 suited, hit my flush on river but oppo outflushed me! Posted by SoLack
Hi SoLack you are now officialy ordained into the church of Dazler its good to see you regularly at my sermans and that you are playing with the power of the poker gods. It was unfortuante you lost with the AQ but sometimes it goes like that and you can take solace in the fact that it was against the eventual winner. Im sure we can just blame the dealer for that not your play. Missing the fist hour and still having a large amount in your chipstack rushes of blood to the head happen to the best of us but remember no matter how many chips you have left , if you are in the game you have a chance of winning and little white lies are ok with the poker gods but big whopping lies can get you into trouble. Take your time and meditate if needs be for the time you get on the clock around 20 sec and your play will improve. WD again my son for cashing unfortunately im preying hard but am up against the devil every time I play but good always triumphs over evil
this is a great thread and has really tickled my sense of humor. would you be interested in writing a blog Dazler? if so make sure you shout up when we re-open our blogging competition in september. take a look here Posted by Sky_Rich
Hi Brother Sky_Rich Im glad you sense of humor was tickled and it always makes me happy to enlighten and make people feel good after bad beats. If I can help spread the word of the poker gods by writing a blog then i would love too. Im sure there are lots of mis-guided poker souls out there feeling the pain of there diminishing bank accounts that need help. It would be good to spread the word maybe on the day of worship - sunday. I need something to do other than playing the great game and i would be honoured to do a blog. I love the community on here and I also love the community wine so lets do it and get a big congregation going. Peace be with you brother and good luck
I am keeping the faith brother, I'm keeping the faith. You keep apreying, and I keep acashing. Now I am ordained, I will bless you with 10% of my luck, use it well.
Im affraid i am losing my faith at the moment brother solack seems what ever i do I keep being sucked out on by demons. I hit trip 7s on the flop with my 78 against A4 unsuited and they get runner runner runner flush! then i get poket Ks against 24 and they get 2,2 on the turn and river, I get AK and hit the A aginst JQ and they hit 2 pair on the flop, then my AQ hits the Q on the flop no over cards and they have poket Qs, I hit the nut flush and they have a full house the list goes on!these have all happened over the last few days most of it today no matter how i play or what hand i have the poker gods just seem to be testing my faith. Im glad its working for you brother SoLack and i really do need that 10% luck cos I aint getting it from anywhere else. But I feel better coming into My Church and moaning about it. I will continue to keep my faith but its hard with beats like these.
well its been a hard week and my faith has been tested. Tonight is the 7k open and I intend to cash so you shall see the wrath of the poker gods in all there glory when I play tonight! If you see me on the table dont be fooled by my good nature because I have a few tricks up my sleave and intend to use them. When I knock you out of the open you may want to come here to the Church of Dazler and take solitude and peace after I nick all your chips. Good luck you will need it if you take on the preist of sky poker!
well its been a hard week and my faith has been tested. Tonight is the 7k open and I intend to cash so you shall see the wrath of the poker gods in all there glory when I play tonight! If you see me on the table dont be fooled by my good nature because I have a few tricks up my sleave and intend to use them. When I knock you out of the open you may want to come here to the Church of Dazler and take solitude and peace after I nick all your chips. Good luck you will need it if you take on the preist of sky poker! Posted by Dazler
Well I said Id be playing hard and I came 12th in the open tonight but went out with AK against pocket Qs. The poker gods took me so far so my faith is restored. Now i lay my cards down to sleep i prey the lord your chips to take, If I die before the fist break I prey the lords my bankroll makes. gl all in tomorrows open hope to see you there
Well done brother dazler on your open 12th the gl I sent will improve the health... of your bankroll, as your winnings will gradually grow Just remember that what you reap is what you sow
My thought of the day Well done brother dazler on your open 12th the gl I sent will improve the health... of your bankroll, as your winnings will gradually grow Just remember that what you reap is what you sow Posted by SoLack
Hi Brother SoLack. I cashed at the velocity aswell with 9th place but had my pocket As busted by K7 can you Adam and Eve it. I also cashed on william hill in a 3k garanteed in 9th place so that 10percent done me well unfortunately I didnt make the big money but was very close on all 3 occasions. I had a go on the cash tables and was doing ok until my pocket 2s hit trips on the flop then turned into a full house on the turn but then got busted when the other guy showed Quad 10s which cost me quite a lot. Its not all good but its not all that bad either. Keep preyin for me brother and ill do the same. The poker religion sends us both on a crusade to win win win and we will convert others and let them know that we are bad asss brothers of the poker cloth and will crush the opposition with our faith of good poker play and we will ride the little donkeys out of all there money
You should never go all in with them pocket eights You lose all your money and end up with no mates When your oppo hits trip tens on the flop Instead of all in you should just plain stop
you bet when your ahead and you get called by a pleb you bet on the turn and the moron dosnt learn they go all in and you call cos you think your cards rule then down comes the river and your bones are all aquiver Dam that pleb hes sucked out and im dead!
When your hole cards are a jack and a jack You may be thinking there's no looking back The flop comes Queen high, you still think you're ahead The chips are all in, the caller has 1010, hits another on the river, so its time for bed
Bro Dazler - Please forgive me for suggesting that you would go out of the tiksleepie in double quick time - it was done for comedic effect although I now realise that it was wrong and hope that you can fogive me. I send an xtra 5% luck your way.
Solack he say When your hole cards are a jack and a jack You may be thinking there's no looking back The flop comes Queen high, you still think you're ahead The chips are all in, the caller has 1010, hits another on the river, so its time for bed Bro Dazler - Please forgive me for suggesting that you would go out of the tiksleepie in double quick time - it was done for comedic effect although I now realise that it was wrong and hope that you can fogive me. I send an xtra 5% luck your way. I stand by my ugly comment though. Posted by SoLack
of coarse ill forgive you brother solack and that 5% came in very handy ty. and regarding the ugly thing thats ok because all the nuns tell me im the better looking one and they have been preying that you will win anough money so you can get a face lift
had i bad day on Sunday and got knocked out a few tourneys i played, i sunk at the river a few times and i went out with the best hand a few times too. In the end I was unlucky. However looking back I could of been a bit braver and pushed with some over hands I got dealt. But isn't heinsight a wonderful thing in poker? So I am feeling a bit unlucky at the mo and wanted to pop into dazler's church to console myself. Hopefully my luck will turn soon if you think about the laws of philosophy. In the meantime leave me in my church pew while I sit here and weep a bit.
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I am a man of the poker cloth and should know better.
Stay true and play well fellow poker players we all can be tempted by the poker devil in our heads just try to block him out.
go in peace and prosper at the tables
Well done brother dazler on your open 12th
the gl I sent will improve the health...
of your bankroll, as your winnings will gradually grow
Just remember that what you reap is what you sow
Peace and prosperity brother
You should never go all in with them pocket eights
You lose all your money and end up with no mates
When your oppo hits trip tens on the flop
Instead of all in you should just plain stop
and you get called by a pleb
you bet on the turn
and the moron dosnt learn
they go all in
and you call cos you think your cards rule
then down comes the river
and your bones are all aquiver
Dam that pleb hes sucked out and im dead!
When your hole cards are a jack and a jack
You may be thinking there's no looking back
The flop comes Queen high, you still think you're ahead
The chips are all in, the caller has 1010, hits another on the river, so its time for bed
Bro Dazler - Please forgive me for suggesting that you would go out of the tiksleepie in double quick time - it was done for comedic effect although I now realise that it was wrong and hope that you can fogive me. I send an xtra 5% luck your way.
I stand by my ugly comment though.
So I am feeling a bit unlucky at the mo and wanted to pop into dazler's church to console myself. Hopefully my luck will turn soon if you think about the laws of philosophy. In the meantime leave me in my church pew while I sit here and weep a bit.