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The DOHHHHHHH Diary

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    TY pom & Mrs.D.

    All the best to you'ze too :)

    Now I'm a grown up, (in terms of age, if nothing else) apparently I have to wait until mid afternoon to open my presents. 

    pffft. 

    It meant I could squeeze an hour or so in at the tables though. 

    (playing at every oppertunity I get atm, it's great :) )

    Results now, as I'm done for the day. 

    Cash


    Half way through the block of 10 HU sngs I was informed the gift opening ceremony has been brought forward an hour, so I had to quit after 5 games and get dressed!

    doh.

    On the positives, it means dinner is an hour earlier too :)

    5 wins out of 5 games for +$ 16.50, and I get to take a 6 game winning streak into tomorrows session!

    #Nerves. 

    #Momentum.

    Roll = £1224.12
  • tomgooduntomgoodun Member Posts: 3,754
    edited December 2015
    Merry Xmas JJ, hope you have a lovely day with friends and family and your health improves " one day at a time" .
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,821
    edited December 2015
    all the best brother,you take care of yersel,gl at the tables
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,220
    edited December 2015

    "....Half way through the block of 10 HU sngs I was informed the gift opening ceremony has been brought forward an hour, so I had to quit after 5 games and get dressed!....."

    You play poker in the nude?

    That explains a LOT.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    Jammies TK :)

    ----

    Sundayzzzz

    Health = 4/10

    Poker Performance = 5/10

    Poker Effort = 6/10

    -----

    Back on the felt today after a couple of days off. 

    The parents went all "Powshhhh" on Xmas day because we had 'guests'.

    My brother, who has ate his xmas dinner on his knee in front of the tele with us every single year is now considered a guest as he moved out a few months ago. 

    So we had wine with Xmas dinner !!!

    Wut ! ? 

    Uh oh. 

    Was ok. 

    Not as nice as the 3 beers afterwards though! :)

    *Gasp* 

    Takes my total alcohol consumption since quitting alcohol (that doesn't half sound like the start of a Donald sentence) to 1 pint, 2 bottles of bud, 1 glass of proseccdoh and 3 cans of Lager. 

    ayahhhhh

    Don't know if that has anything to do with it, but I've been nackered the last few days. 

    All the junk I've eaten probably hasn't helped either. 

    So couldn't be R'sd to play. 

    Snooze. 

    -----

    2 x 1 hr sessions of cash today

    Steddi Eddi

    It takes me above 50,000 hands played at 10nl on Party


    And just the 1 block of 10 HU hypers tonight. 

    I'm extremely rusty at them, made alot of mistakes tonight. 

    I've also never been past bb50 so often in such a short sample, 43 minutes to play 10 hypers with no breaks and no waiting time between games !

    scraped a 5-5 draw out of the 10 game block, still unbeaten :)

    ------

    Roll = £1240.99

    ----- 

    I have made some goals poker and non poker related to take into 2016. 

    It's late, I'm nackered, and there are 2 extremely 1 sided games of cricket on't box that I want to watch before they're over, so I'll write about them tomorrow. 

    Hoping to wake up in the morning 'buzzing' again, I love it when that happens :) 

    Gnight. 
  • bencbenc Member Posts: 1,059
    edited December 2015
    what are the poker goals for 2016?? Have sent you a pm.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    Monday

    Health = 2/10

    Poker Performance = 3/10

    Poker Effort = Given the above, 8.5/10

    :(


    I was actually $4 better off than the graph shows, my tracker always takes a hand or 2 to get going and misses some hands when new tables start. 

    I can work on my mental game day and night for months and that will still annoy me. 

    Graph Vanity. 

    -------

    Set of 10 HU hypers ended 5-5 again, continue to make a flood of mistakes in them. 

    We lose yet another whole dollar to the pokerstars rake collecting juggernaut. 

    <3

    Roll = The same as yesterday minus a buck.

    @benc I've replied to you on skype, will get to the 2016 goals probably tomorrow. Hopefully I'm abit more enthusiastic about next year when I wake than I am now. 

    ---

    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT



  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    Tuezzzzday. 

    Health = 1/10 :(

    Poker Performance = 4/10 (literally)

    Poker Effort = 1/10.

    Today was not a good day. 

    Just 10 hypers played sporadically throughout the day.

    Really really struggling with tiredness and dizzyness and generally feeling rubbish, like all I want to do is sleep all day. 

    Won 4, lost 6 (- $7.80)


    I don't know when, or why it happens, but I'm due a health upswing soon.

    Apparently that's how it works. 

    Fingers crossed it's tomorrow. 

    Roll = £1234.18 


  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited December 2015
    Xmas - drank a lot of alcohol (for you)
    after xmas - health is sh*te
    spot the connection
    might be co-incidence ofc, but maybe not
    regardless glgl
  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited December 2015
    how can  you ltiterally perform 4/10?
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    how can  you ltiterally perform 4/10?
    Posted by percival09
    Well I played 10 games.

    And won 4. 

    Results orientated marking. 

    ------

    Today is a much better day. 

    Yesterday was the first day since xmas that I didn't eat chocolate cake. 

    IS THAT THE KEY TO GOOD HEALTH ?!?!????

    No really, how long after eating some food does it effect how you feel?

    If I eat good stuff this morning will it kick in this afternoon, tonight, tomorrow etc?

    Diet assessment has much in common with my poker, guess guess guesssssss and hope to stumble accross the right answer :)

    ----

    First of a few sessions today. 

    Gods owe me 25 bucks, I want it back later. 





  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    If tha'z planning a punt today, or even if you aren't...


    Free equity. 

    My readers are an intelligent bunch of people, I'm sure I don't have to explain the multiple ways you can make this a risk free, extremely +ev investment :) 

    glgl, & gd promo sky. 
  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited December 2015
    1. Any attempts to manipulate or abuse the spirit of this Promotion, including but not limited to placing repeated low risk bets only, or through any other means in the Promoter’s sole discretion, will not be tolerated and will lead to immediate exclusion from this and future Sky Betting and Gaming promotions
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    There is a cricket match on tonight. 

    Sky bet are doing that classic bookmakers trick of offering punters the chance to bet on an even money chance coming in at odds against in the form of the coin toss. 

    Sri Lanka are 10/11 to win it. 

    New Zealand are too. 

    Funnily enough, other bookmakers are taking this oppertunity to print £££ too. 

    Why not oblige both firms, and put 10 pounds on each to win the toss. 

    You will get a £19.09 return on your £20 investment. 

    And a £5.50 poker token. 

    £5.50 comp for 91pence anyone?

    £4.59 in the bank wohoooo. 

    Unless the skybet peepz have access to your bet365 account history, or you give away your methods in your forum diary, they are 'snookered'. 

    ----

    Fwiw, I hadn't read that part of the Ts and Cs.

    And put my tenner on barcelona to win tonight @ 1/14, with the intention of immediately cashing out for what I thought would be a few pence loss. 

    They offered me £9.50. 

    If anyone is in any doubt about how stupid the cashout thing is for punters, there's proof ^. 

    Fwiw, my token was credited instantly, and I lost it in a £5 HU sng. 

    So what's the moral of the story?

    :/ 

    I dunno. 

    #Naphype. 


  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,967
    edited December 2015
    I too read these T&C  so i bottled out and put a tenner on Celtic at 4/11.

    I then entered todays £5.50 UKOPs at 2.00..

    Then this happened...


    Dundee v Celtic - Match Postponed


    got my tenner Back :/




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    Bet placed at30/12/2015 12:46    
    Bet TypeSingle    
    Bet ChannelInternet    
    Number of lines1    
    Stake per line£10.00    
    Total stake£10.00    
    SettledY    
    Number of win lines0    
    Number of void lines1    
    Returns£0.00    
    Refunds£10.00    
    Class/SportEvent TypeEventMarketDateSelection
    FootballScottish PremiershipDundee v Celtic - Match PostponedFull Time Result30/12/2015 22:45Celtic @ 4/11
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    Well I've just finished what feels like the most action packed session for a long time. 

    Unfortunately results of 1,530 hands played, + $0.91 makes it look quite the opposite. 



    PeteGibbons99 posts small blind [$0.05 USD].
    szilos1980 posts big blind [$0.10 USD].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to PeteGibbons99 [  Ks Kc ]
    COHIBA 72 folds
    bs72 raises [$0.30 USD]
    Paden_5 has joined the table.
    PeteGibbons99 raises [$0.95 USD]
    szilos1980 folds
    bs72 raises [$4.80 USD]
    PeteGibbons99 is all-In  [$16.45 USD]
    bs72 is all-In  [$5.65 USD]


    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 9s, 5c ]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 7d ]


    bs72 shows [ Ah, As ]a pair of Aces.
    PeteGibbons99 shows [ Ks, Kc ]a pair of Kings.

    Gary Ballanced 4b sizing got me !

    -----

    No HU's today as I was forced off the cash tables due to my head spinning again. 

    The brain, such as it is, couldn't take anymore. 

    Nice for 'concentration fatigue' to dictate for once rather than general 'tiredness fatigue'. 

    Roll = £1235 ish. 

    Tomorrow is the last chance to write about what I want to happen in 2016 before it begins. 

    I just need to finalise goalz, I'm sure you all can't wait to find out what they are!

    When I was younger I was always allowed to open 1 of my presents on Xmas eve. So I will treat you guys to 1 of my 2016 goals early, before the full post tomorrow. 

    ...
    .....
    .......

    I want to read a book :)

    I haven't read a full, fiction book since A level English, 10 years ago. 

    I haven't chosen to read a full book in my own time since I was 14, it was the grey goosebumps book <3

    So I'm after reccommendations. 

    I don't know any authors or genres or anything. 

    Something good, fictional, and that's easy to follow/easy going. 

    Fire away with your suggestions :)

    ----

    Back for some NYE donkage the morra'. 




  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    Happy New Year to all :)

    Poker light today. 

    10 HU sngs, winning 4 which means we lost SIX. 

    Means I'm taking a challenge roll of £1227.49 in to 2016. 

    -----

    Next year I want to focus way more on my health. 

    I've made lots of changes and have little to show for it, but could I have done more? yes for sure. 

    Goal setting has worked well in other mini challenges recently, volume ones in poker, the month of being a veggie and ofc the ongoing one of staying booze free. 

    The main way I can help myself to improve health wise are diet, and exercise, and the only way I can measure that (sMarter), unfortunately, is weight loss. 

    I've never been a rsed about dieting, or my weight, or owt like that. But it does seem a no brainer that losing weight will help with all manner of health issues. And it's the only way to measure overall/general lifestyle improvement. 

    So I have to run with it. 

    So, that's the main goal moving in to 2016, I want to lose 2 stone in weight by continuing to improve my diet and exercising alot more! 

    I sampled a frozen brocolli, pea and water smoothie this morning. 

    Cannot wait to get going!!!

    Weigh in tomorrow morning. 

    :/ 

    -----

    Not much hype surrounding the book thing. 

    It was to be expected, reading is pretty zzzz. 

    Still looking for a suggestion if anyone has any ideas, a story that's easy going, good and preferably not fantasy or aliens or robots or owt sh 1te like that. 

    Always a positive when the main characters in a story are humans, I find. 

    Or toys. Or animals. 

    Just not dragons etc. 

    ----

    Have a good 1 all, see you next year. :)




  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited December 2015
    Candide by Voltaire
    The foundation series or at least I Robot by Isaac Asimov
    Anything by Frank Herbert especially D'une
  • day4eire76day4eire76 Member Posts: 912
    edited December 2015
    The Millennium series by Steig Larsson is brilliant.
    I know you like your sports Paul McGraths autobiography is a great read.

    All the best for 2016
  • mrsduckmrsduck Member Posts: 1,901
    edited January 2016
    The Heart is a Lonely Hunter - Carson McCullers xx
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