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wanted. ARTESIAN Poker Coach, for a Poker Prodigy

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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 1,892
    always remember, the genuine piece of advice
    Matt Bates, gave pj, way way back.
    Always be prepared, to take a bad beat, but don't lose your stack, fight back.
    the hand above, was 3 hours plus deep, for a runaway chip lead
    'take a beat, fight back'
    10 minutes later, snap call, the all in shove, what with?
    Pocket AK... suited, flop it how good?
    85% hand equity.
    remarkable 'Jim (tony😉)'




  • LmfaoAllinLmfaoAllin Member Posts: 1,182
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 1,892
    Plunder (him potto) (also, Silky, they call him) 'pjs' (😉)

    opening Gambit, of the poker day, a bit of £5.50 bounty hunter business
    ps, 2nd best mtt player, been to the £5.50 bounty hunter 'Well' a bakers dozen times in 2021,cashes,🤔0😏
    Prodigys, with pocket A 10 suited diamonds..
    Plunder, looked down at A 10 suited diamonds
    What Potto, didn't know, was him, tangling, with the pocket Monster Hand
    Known as 4 10 off suit!
    Potto, now legendary reading abilities, meant, despite the Nut Flush, Plunder didn't go skint
    World Class😉
    ran that A 10 suited diamond Nut Flush, straight into a 'Thames Tea Clipper'
    (yet again😉😉👍) made the Nut Flush 4 times in 2021,hit a 'sand bank' all 4 😏




    they broke the Mold, when Bionically constructing Plunder; you'll miss him, when him go 😉
    Connect 4
    Roy Jones Junior
    Matt moolah€$benji Bates (Plunder a Poker Acolyte too Benji 😇)
    Chris Eubank Junior
    Plunder {silky potto} Jackson °pjs°
  • dragon1964dragon1964 Member Posts: 1,854
    YOU ONLY LOST THAT HAND BECAUSE YOU LIMPED

    AGAIN



    Apologies to everyone else.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 1,892
    dragon 1964, I Reraise You, All In with this

    Comments, Please..........
    2 hours deep, { you only lost the hand because you LIMPED}

    OK, how about.
    2 hours plus deep, snap calling the turn SHOVE, in a 30,000 chip pot, 13 players left, to go just short of the Chip Lead
    further, factor in this, May 2nd 2020> Jan 12th 2021
    hands WON, in similar fashion to below, 6 SIX
    hand lost, in similar fashion to below, over 300, Three Hundred
    and those that know me, know I have every hand

    In comes, yet Another River Thames Tea Clipper, in a massive hand







  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 88,346

    If you'd stop with all this serial limping Paul you would not get in these spots.

    Just stop with the limping.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 1,892
    So Tony, what you are saying is
    The above hand, appalling play on my part?
    Now, if we Squash it
    Once, for all, for all time
    Run, that exact hand, past Matt Bates
    I already know, Matts answer😏
    Fantastic play, to get my Oppo, to shove the lot in,
    Plus, an obvious correct snap call
    Cough, 91%
    Best wishes, as ever Paul J
  • waller02waller02 Member Posts: 7,700
    @MattBates are we limping with J5s in the co?
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 88,346

    MattBates would never have limped in Paul so he could never be in that spot.

    It's limping that causes most of your problems.

    I'm not calling you out & I'm not saying you are appalling. I'm saying stop with the limping, it's that simple.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 5,127
    He can only limp, he has no leg to stand on........ cough!

    Audition for "Tarzan"






    disclaimer; only banter love you really......
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 88,346

    You put these hands up day after day where you limp in. You put one up yesterday where you limped in from a FOUR BIG BLIND STACK.

    You are always going to get in trouble when you do stuff like that.

    No player ever limps from 4 Bigs, surely you must realise that by now?

    When we get to 20-30 Bigs, then we need to start playing different, & we certainly don't ever limp from 4 Bigs.

    Try & look up some shove ranges, it will help you enormously. But nothing can help you when you have 4 Bigs, it's all down to luck then.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 1,892
    And I am not digging out, the other player
    98 off, on a diamond diamond spade flop
    Yep, top pair, but can't put a 5 in my hand to a 1800 bet
    Unless a crystal ball, can't be expecting the turn 9 (two pair)
    All in snap shove (2 pair)
    can't put, a 5 in my hand
    Snap call that, 91% good
    Best hand, with 1 to come '91% equity, huge tourney pot, yes, I know, just the way it go.
    When, I run, if it ever happens, exactly as shown, winning huge pots, when I have shoved, holding 9% equity, because, I genuinely, don't know what it's like to Hit, I genuinely do know, what it's like on the receiving end.

    Best wishes, every Skypoker player, run brilliant, all, all year pj
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 88,346
    edited January 12
    misterpj said:

    And I am not digging out, the other player
    98 off, on a diamond diamond spade flop
    Yep, top pair, but can't put a 5 in my hand to a 1800 bet
    Unless a crystal ball, can't be expecting the turn 9 (two pair)
    All in snap shove (2 pair)
    can't put, a 5 in my hand
    Snap call that, 91% good
    Best hand, with 1 to come '91% equity, huge tourney pot, yes, I know, just the way it go.
    When, I run, if it ever happens, exactly as shown, winning huge pots, when I have shoved, holding 9% equity, because, I genuinely, don't know what it's like to Hit, I genuinely do know, what it's like on the receiving end.

    Best wishes, every Skypoker player, run brilliant, all, all year pj


    Forget all that. If you had not limped it would not have happened. End of.

    You asked if MattBates would have gone busto there. Impossible, as he would never limp there in a million years. J-5? What WERE you thinking?

    You are looking at the consequences of your actions (losing) not the cause of your actions (limping).
  • pompeynicpompeynic Member Posts: 1,916
    Would it be childish of me to point out the spelling error in your request?
    I think an Artisan coach may well help you more with your game.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 88,346
    pompeynic said:

    Would it be childish of me to point out the spelling error in your request?
    I think an Artisan coach may well help you more with your game.



    Well yes.


    (And if that does not get pun of the week it's bang out of order.)




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  • pompeynicpompeynic Member Posts: 1,916
    Darn it, whilst making a cuppa I thought, no, I should delete that.
    But someone saw it
    Sorry
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 88,346
    edited January 12
    pompeynic said:

    Darn it, whilst making a cuppa I thought, no, I should delete that.
    But someone saw it
    Sorry

    @pompeynic

    Don't be daft, it was worth it for that incred pun which I suspect you may have missed...
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 3,384
    Got to be Artesian.

    Because he doesn't play very well...

    I'll get my coat :)
  • pompeynicpompeynic Member Posts: 1,916
    No I didn’t @Tikay10 , @Essexphil tucked it away nicely
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 88,346
    pompeynic said:

    No I didn’t @Tikay10 , @Essexphil tucked it away nicely

    I should at least get the assist.
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