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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Idiot.those hands.within.minutes. Same.mtt.

    Do please.comnent....grow a pair. ...on my Pocket JJ..was a 5.5o buy in.

    G.wan... my JJ...v..what
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    If.the.answer...?..๐Ÿ˜˜. Is N.O.S.T.R.I

    What.Da..question....

    Take..chrisdonkb.engy.mynafrett.matt.bates.MUMSIE.misterpj.essexphil.

    Who.?.are.class.no limit hold.em(playA)s..

    Nosti.dumbass..drum.n.bassss

    Okay.me..All.hands.Public...u.got.Bob.Hope.n.no.hope..

    On.a.non.juicy.deal.

    ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Nostri...fact?..or.fake..( fiction)....you.tell.the.forum

    Guidance...still got the hi.def.video..

    Just before...new year..

    Four hours deep..ft.you.me.heads up..

    True?.or not...?..

    I offered you.meet.the.Mrs.kids..come for dinner

    Etc.etc....you are full of it mate..

    Just.before.new years.eve...just pulled up video

    Shall.i?...I..?.post ?...screen.****.comments..?

    Gl.enjoy.THEORY.xxxxxxxxxx๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿค
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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    Yes, it is a fact that you offered to host me for dinner with your children and wife over Christmas. I believe you also posted your address in the chat for all to see. Unfortunately I can't think of anybody on this forum I am less interested in spending time with.

    Post screenshots if you want I guess? Am I supposed to be embarrassed by this groundbreaking revelation?
    Take..chrisdonkb.engy.mynafrett.matt.bates.MUMSIE.misterpj.essexphil.

    Who.?.are.class.no limit hold.em(playA)s..

    Nosti.dumbass..drum.n.bassss

    Okay.me..All.hands.Public...u.got.Bob.Hope.n.no.hope..
    I've agreed to this at least three times, sounds like a total donkfest. Everyone knows Bates is a lucky fish. Set it up.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    In.real.time..my.Poker.Genuis..

    Please.comnent


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    waller02waller02 Member Posts: 9,025
    I love the way @misterpj thinks of himself as some sort of celebrity, thinking it's some kind of honour inviting strangers round for a meet and greet plus a bite to eat during a game. In reality it's very weird.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    The.poker God's.give.in.real.time..

    Ryan.you.and.nosti .play.me

    Pocket.KK.flopped.KKK.

    Turn.river...Oh.me Oh.my.a...Random..runner.runner.Flush.rofl






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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    misterpj said:

    The.poker God's.give.in.real.time..

    Ryan.you.and.nosti .play.me

    Pocket.KK.flopped.KKK.

    Need to be folding hands like KK preflop. Too vulnerable to the rigged RNG.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    And do.defend..the..borderline..






    In.de.Fence able...like...as.regular.as.clock.work...rand.om.lly

    Xxx
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Of.course..the.all.in.mine was.pre.with.ANOTHER.set...rinsed
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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    Shocking. Never seen that happen before.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    First m.t.t. Sunday

    Am I missing summit?...nost.i.?

    A rule..big.stack.'..must suckout small stack?"...like...85percent ofcda time.

    Is that, the L.eak..in me game bruv..genuine Q

    Oh.twas.final table..





    Just asking..da pro's...like..any chance best hand holds?.post flop...

    XxxxxxXxxxxXxxxx.

    And.mumsie is M.ustAd...we kissed. N made-up..

    Mumsie..nothing would make me happier,than you smash it 2.nite..go.get The LOt.pjxxx
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    It.not.going.well.N.O.S.T.(I) ๐Ÿ˜‡

    ๐Ÿ˜ช...in my cornflakes..

    Second m.t.t.




    You know,we got a Vicar on here..( yes we have) . I do " remote", Con.Fessions.now,..

    Need D.ivine poker.Interventions...hope see nostri drum n base. At da tables .xxx

    I l.urve moulahBenji ๐Ÿ˜ longtime.and chrisdonkb.๐Ÿค—.and myna & engy.and.so many more..

    Wanna kiss n cuddle.? N make.up nostri?๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค—

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    You.just.have.too.believe.
    Confessions ..done

    Vicar say.absolved.

    As if by Magic..


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Look down.a like bit.if quads..miracle.xxx
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    It.gets better and.better.

    Skypoker.River.Miracle. Was it..2 percent..?..or 4 percent ...






    Keeps.me " ran.dom.lly....Locked.Down.In.The.Sky.Poker.Comedy.Store.

    Xxxxx
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    NOSTRINOSTRI Member Posts: 1,459
    I can't think of any way you could have played this hand worse.
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    JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    misterpj is a poker comedy act who plays badly on purpose in order to post incoherent ramblings and hands in the forum.

    There's no other explanation.

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    MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    NOSTRI said:

    I can't think of any way you could have played this hand worse.

    Insert comment to every HH
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    The top boys,state
    Could not. Have played the hand worse.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let's have a look then.p.s. was for the CHIP.lead

    MisterPJ pocket K.s.Q.d....a 600 chip call.to .see.the flop.which comes.Q.h.Q.s.9.d.

    Nostri.now,I have learned,you struggle a bit.

    I flopped.trips .QQQ ( K kicker) on a QQ9 flop.

    All the money.was in.post flop.pre turn.with that holding...

    Do please ,tell us ALL..what beats my hand? On the river?...

    Only.Only A four...

    So.do educate THE ENTIRE Forum. On.how yourself, being Poker Genius, play that.

    Me, being so rank awful, played 600 hundred chips, to know I held , QQQ K kicker,..then the lot was in the middle.( post.flop.pre.turn.),near 21,000...showdown..QQQ(K) me..v QQQ(4).. turn is an A.

    You are, a totally delusional fool, if you do not,want, to be ,sitting, at the poker table, I. That position...Entire Forum, awaits,you,and others..to,tell US ALL..how? You play that..
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